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royalsiblings: Bus Ride I was standing outside looking at my phone when I heard a noise and looked up to see my little sister running at me. We hugged and I held her close as I walked her to the bus stop. I didn’t have a car, but it didn&rsqu
So nice of your wife to give me her phone. It makes it much easier to give you an update. I gave her some poppers tonight to make her a little more pliable. I made her dress up in lingerie for me too. She said she never does that at home. She is
Jan 2017Miami, FLAs you can see in the first photo, it was extremely windy out on Ocean Drive. There were several wardrobe malfunctions and M was getting a lot of attention. People were asking to take pictures with her and cell phones were following us
This new Ebony chick is a straight up submissive freak so she fit right in at the Gloryhole being used as a cum dump. Before we even started with the interview she was going to leave her cell phone in her car but I told her to take it because
Rocco Steele and Dale Cooper?! I’m all about it! This is going to be gr– oh, dear…
Roxanne Ritchi - These Hips Don’t Lie - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Commission Is that a partial growth ray gun in your pocket or you’re just happy to see me? :P It’s a commission for The Undeliverables of Roxanne Ritchi phone call
hessomuchbigger: “Yeah, your wife took it all last night. She’s showering up now, but I’m super horny again, I’m going to see if she wants to go again before I head out. I gave her my number and she put it in her phone, so I think I’ll
I love it when you take things like my hair in your hands
Yes I want your cock in my ass, yes fuck my ass, I want it I need it give it to me now!
rockthemcurves: thefunkybuxom: A few farewell photos I forgot about this…. Ive deleted them all from my phone… It was neat to see it pop up in my new blog feed. Sexy hot
okcouple9495: What the wife sends other guys while driving and I find it in her phone. & the wife is interested in finding new people to text possibly meet up if she likes you.
galleryofahermitcosplayer: This photo seems to be the $ shot for assholes to grab. I’m going on a watermarking spree. I feel so bad for my phone. Thank you Alien Jesus for wifi. It’ll be worth it in the end. Source: Here **Please do not remove
Woke up to this pic in my phone. It’s me going down on my cousin. Why did I do that? and why am I getting wet thinking about it…
Woke up this morning burping vodka after an evening full of shots, rail, beers, and weed WITHOUT MY PHONE! I was devastated. And then found it in my boy’s whip. Regardless, I was glad I had this app. It’s awesome!
shescheatingbro: Your phone vibrated in your pocket. You look at it, and there’s a video from your roommate. It has a message attached:“Dude, your girlfriend is such a slut!”
Mom keeps send me Selfies; she thinks she’s sending them to Dad, but I switched the numbers in her cell phone. It’s been 3 months and she still hasn’t figured it out!… Or maybe she has!
submissivetosir: Sir snapped a picture of pet with his phone yesterday in this similar position then walks around the bed, holds it in front of me & says, “see, now you look like those pictures you reblog on tumblr.” Oh Sir… ;)
you-wish-you-had-this-url: celestial-sexhair: i-am-in-missouri: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING\ THIS IS
i-am-in-missouri: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING\
orgasmictipsforgirls: “I was looking for a vibrator in the app store and I came across this gem! It’s just a vibrator on your phone but it allows you to connect with other people and they can control the vibrator for you and you can connect with
Today a nasty little slut was acting dirty in class. Being the substitute teacher for today I knew it would suck. Like as in me blowing the sexiest or youngest students after class. But I seen my chance in this young girl. Boys love milfs, milfs
Submitted by leopold-xerovskyThat’s it for this week’s Submission Saturday, folks. Thank you for your delightful contributions to this blog!
Small gems like her are as easy to lose as a cell phone, but instead of just getting a new one from the store you have to snatch it out of the air, lock it in your bathroom, and re-indoctrinate its entire system of beliefs
also i did manage to find the fanfic im looking for !! it was published in 2009 dghs
So now I’m locked out of my e-mail. I can still get it on my phone, but I can’t seem to log into it online, and I have to wait til tomorrow to call the office. GREAT.
queazyy: 6y9brows: Pictures you’d fin in their phones this is EXACTLY what they’d look like in real life oh my god!! as an asian thank you so so much for making them look asian and not white
illiustrate:Exploration sketches for Now We’re Only Falling Apart! Thanks for tuning in
roekachu: plasticbagvevo: checking tumblr in public Lookin at you naughtyvixens lol you should be glad youre not one of my snapchat friends. those poor souls will be looking at a bunch of snaps of my cat being an idiot and suddenly there’s
Does anyone else leave their phone open on a chat or go back on to read through something & they start typing & u panic and a little voice in ur head is like “RUN AWAY QUICK DON’T LET THEM CATCH YOU”
bigcutiedelilah-deactivated2021:Installment 3 of cleaning out my phone. Posting these gems. It was hot, I was spring cleaning last yr and I thought why not do it in a bikini cuz the humidity was too much! Check back every few days for me to post pics
My friend is here and she has to leave in an hour but right now we are on the bed and she feel asleep and I’m 1 beer and 1 coke full, holding it cause I don’t want to wake her…. Its not super bad but deff need to go potty once she leaves….
I just found out that if I had bought my new phone at a different retailer I could have gotten it in pink. I am hella disappointed in myself :( Should have done more research for something so expensive Why didn’t I tho? Because researching is
So the Jaws theme song is my ringtone right. And usually my phone is on vibrate but I had forgotten that I turned the volume all the way on today. Do you know how frightening it is to hear the Jaws theme song in the middle of the night. I almost peed
captain-snark:Even if she was hacked and someone else posted the video the fact that she had it in her possession at all is still…possession of child porn, especially, if as her daughter alluded she had stolen it from her phone specifically for future
stockyguy74: Jerkin off today with the gate open at the street . Phone was in the tree so didn’t get in the shot as much as I thought , but hope ya enjoy it anyway , I did ! Oink
icreaterainbows: #I want Louis to have this watch#and where it in an au#where he’s standing in line to get his morning coffee before work#and Harry’s standing behind him#and he’s discreetly trying to check the time cuz he forgot his phone#and
morklemac: i-am-in-missouri: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING\
dragonsroar: its not college until youre late to class and stuck in traffic with coffee while crying because a space jam/gangnam style remix just came on shuffle but your phone fell under the seat so you cant change it
brookelynne: we’re sitting on the couch listening to iron maiden and i’m messing around on my phone while daddy is air-guitaring on my leg and honestly i’ve never been more content and in love as i am right at this moment it’s the little things
alskylark: eritiacoli: I haven’t thought about it that much, as Sphinxes are never named in mythos. Probably Velia, I guess. Fortunately for you, che can’t even nibble from the phone. You’re safe, ask as many riddles as you’d like! >:3c Heh,
auuuugh my phone crashed in the middle of updating and completely wiped all my stuff off of it D: I did a backup somewhat recently so hopefully I can get most of it back. Unfortunately I won’t have use of it until its done
myhairisfabulous: This was a doodle that I did at work that got out of control. Im still not 💯 on the pose, but I like the movement of it. Then I took a photo of it with my phone and played with it in Sketchbook express on the iPad until I got here.
I don’t know if you can see it that clear, but driving in Gangnam I see a dude on his phone while he got a big ass tablet in his window lmao (we was at a stoplight but still) 😂😂😂
i put the cash money i saved for my vacation in a safe place but i always forget where i put stuff so i made a lil reminder note in my phone but i didn’t want to be too explicit about iti put it in a jar and i put that jar way back in the bookcase behind
theropegeek: I’ve been looking for this specific photo, on and off, for the past two days. Couldn’t find it in the Naka folder on my computer, or under #Akira_Naka. I finally found it buried on my phone. I decided to make it my desktop background
tarynel: beautifulblackkqueen: compoyo: When y'all say off the wall shit in my inbox This is honestly my favorite video out This is so funny
kupatamagoczi: I thought I drew a perfect tattoo for my tattooless skin, but I don’t think it’s good enough. Still, kinda like it! G Quality sucks, my phone camera is not the best. Though I kinda enjoyed editing it in app - a bit harsh…
ktisr: my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why
heck-hath-no-fury: ktisr: my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can
coralreefer420: I rolled up a joint and solo smoked it in the bath tonight. I suggest everyone treat themselves to the experience. I took this photo before smoking it, but when it came time to light up I put the phone out of reach and just sat back to
injuries: One time my friend got a boner in class and the teacher thought it was his phone and grabbed it.
This has been my phones home screen since I got it DEDICATION
I made a tiny snowcub because I was soooooo obsessed in love with yours that eventually, I JUST HAD TO DRAW ONE. Sorry for the poor quality, i just pictured it with mein phone uwu. Props to you and your amazing art <3 I’m colourblind so you drawing
