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girthyencounters: A text just arrived to your wife’s phone… Husband:In college, my sexy wife and her twin sister used to see who could find the biggest dick…it was a competition between them. Every time one of them found an exceptional cock, the
July 2012Second photo looks photoshopped but it’s not. No need to fake something so tame. Just a crappy cell phone pic. lol
Jan 2016The night before we shot these it had rained and the streets were wet. The reflections were really cool and made the shots I took on my cell phone really pop. Unfortunately, we were not prepared to shoot that night as we’d just arrived and were
lucky-33: Jan 2016 The night before we shot these it had rained and the streets were wet. The reflections were really cool and made the shots I took on my cell phone really pop. Unfortunately, we were not prepared to shoot that night as we’d just arrived
My favorite Thanksgiving photo: An out take from my 2009 calendar, this was just two models posing for their friend’s cell phone. It captures what, in my opinion, is the true meaning of Thanksgiving. I believe a very large print of this is hanging
savarend replied to your post “Welp, I did the dropped the cell phone in the toilet thing. So now I…” do you have any rice to bury it in to soak up the moisture? I just did that. We’ll wait and see, I guess. justaguywitharrows replied
robinpancakes: Cat nap. A small project i’m doing! I’ll scan them in later, crapy phone pics for now! Done in gouache.
oh there was also the time I was trying to unlock my phone and I had gloves on, so I decided to try and unlock it with my tongue. It didn’t work.
edens-blog: did-you-kno: Apple’s iOS 11 lets you discreetly call for help in an emergency. If you are feeling threatened or are incapacitated, just quickly press the sleep/wake button on the side five times. Your phone will auto-call your local
stephanie-beatriz: I’m not doing it. I’m not, because I’m fatigued from being alive for my 32nd year. It’s a lot.
shikai-of-the-4th-world replied to your post:auuuugh my phone crashed in the middle of updating… Oh man that sucks D8 I hope it’s fixable?? Maybe? Or that you didn’t have too much stuff on it at least I actually got really really lucky and
troffie: Here is a piece for the #pearlrosebomb! I don’t think I’ll have time for more than one day so I put all my love into this one. I wanted to do something from the time Pearl flashbacks to in Sword to the Sword, laughing it off after a big
I’ve used Mass Effect sound effects as various notifications on my phone for years now and I started replaying the series recently and it’s really throwing me ‘cause, like, every time there’s the comm chirp sound in the game I
ohitsjustgreg: morklemac: i-am-in-missouri: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING\ I am freeeee *raspy voice*
jackson-alexander: That’s fine! [He grabbed the spare tire out of the back and glanced over at her, getting on the ground and using the car jack to lift it] [ Anna grabbed her cell phone and turned it to the ‘flash light’ setting. Shinning
matt-delancy: After a while I felt like I was living in a museum. She had brought over some of those old phones that don’t even work for decoration purposes… Not gonna lie - I have one of those too. Haha. It’s even more ridiculous for me to
royalblackpirate: epic-vines: When tree branches get in my way Vine by: Logan Paul How we manage to cram such genius in 6 seconds is beyond me. This is art.
yes hello everyone pls be prepared for gross slyao in the morning i’m so fucking gay and i don’t give a single shit.
nebulousnoiz replied to your post: hipstermink asked:ok but what abo…i want this to happen in yandere clears fuck dungeon. without limb hacking. but still super yandere and overfucking aoba till he cant think and begs for cockokay but pls consider
galleryofahermitcosplayer: This photo seems to be the $ shot for assholes to grab. I’m going on a watermarking spree. I feel so bad for my phone. Thank you Alien Jesus for wifi. It’ll be worth it in the end. Source: Here **Please do not remove
solacekames:56blogsstillcrazy:A little bit of a break down of the whole Apple Privacy thing. I get it now. And if the FBI gets hacked (which has happened before and could happen again) then that key could be used by pretty much anyone else in the world.
My trainer went crazy today on cardio. Although it only registered 52 flights, we did 66….
itskkiss: It’s Late night shopping and you just got this video emailed to you from your wife’s phone……. It’s your wife on her knees in a change room at the mall…… That looks like Tony but you can’t be sure….. Looks like she will still
trebled-negrita-princess: princessfailureee: kivalidali: If I text back fast, it DOES NOT mean I’m thirsty. It means my phone was in my hand when I saw your name pop-up so I decided to reply to your text. And I’m not gonna wait 5-10 min to reply
i-am-in-missouri: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING\
stem-cell: rosalarian: pourquoi-nutmeg: nortonism: The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie
dailyrowlet:here’s one of the lil compilations i made for my phone case, in case you or anyone else wants it! i also made another one that i’m sendin in
wtfstuck: you are walking in the woods. there is no one around and your phone is dead. from behind a tree you hear it. caramelldansen
This is somehow the hardest and most overwhelming thing I’ve ever done in my entire life but it feels like absolutely nothing when I just look at her. I don’t know how I could’ve possibly made someone so wonderful.
stockholmsyndrcme:DO YOU SEE THE DIFFERENCE!!!! THESE ARE THE SAME PHONES!!!!! IT LOOKS SO TINY IN HIS HAND BUT SO FUCKING HUGE IN MINE!!!!!!
khkeystagram: Sora @Lea hey you should hit it in rapunzel’s tower Riku @Sora uhhh he should absolutely NOT do that Sora @Riku it’s fine @Lea i’ll give you her number Riku @Sora you gave her a phone????? Riku @Sora ??????????????
banavalope: The Steven Universe stickers I made came in!! Yaaaaay, and they look so good, the camera on my phone doesn’t do them a whole lot of justice, it washed them out :’) but they’re so vibrant and so cute I’ve still got quite a few of them
textsbetweengems: Small gems like her are as easy to lose as a cell phone, but instead of just getting a new one from the store you have to snatch it out of the air, lock it in your bathroom, and re-indoctrinate its entire system of beliefs
Someone help, my phone is secretly Captain Obvious and it’s rubbing it in my face. @crybabytime
(I felt my phone buzz in my purse as it bounced against my hip. When I pulled it out, I had a text from an un-stored number. (702) 555- 7882: Go home, Owen. I got the urge to fuck you, and you ain’t ready for that so bounce. I snapped my neck up to
grandma-did: retrogirly posted a version of the top photo of Judy O’Day. I had two to go with it in the files. All three were obviously photographed in the same cheap motel room (note the dial-less phone and the Do Not Disturb sign on the
diaryofasexualdeviant: My bubbly #ass You really have no idea how hard it was to hold my phone to take this pic without dropping it in the water. lol
heysammy: itisnotofimport: i want an episode of supernatural that starts with crowley answering phones or something in a swag corner office (because you know if he’s running hell he’s doing it in style and bureaucracy) when a special red Winchester
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coq: not knowing how to respond to messages and forgetting about them for so long that it becomes impossible to respond to them without it being weird is the bane of my socially awkward existence
heartbeatdancerdreamer: eirwneia: heck-hath-no-fury: ktisr: my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed
summerhigh: How cute is this case? i love it! i personally customized this case on a website called skinit.com! it is such an easy program to use: choose your phone, choose your case/skin, choose your photo, and then its being sent to you for as low
My cell phone! Where did you leave it? I had some errands to run so I went out of the city,but I left it in the taxi..
jawnstacheinatrenchcoat: just-shower-thoughts: Having a picture of your girlfriend as the lock screen on your phone is the 21st-century equivalent of keeping a locket with her picture in it. This is actually such an adorable comparison
I remember once my friends threw this party for me and got me like 20 smirnoff ice cause that’s all I drink so I drank like 5 and had jello shots and vodka gummy bears but I dropped my phone in the bowl of vodka soaked gummy bears and almost cried then
I’ve made so many typos in the last few days and it kills me my brother texted me saying I should have a party alone since I work all day Boxing Day by myself and I texted back ‘sad patty’ then I went to text darf’s friend
Being extremely sarcastic and slightly mean to people who pisssed me off yesterday now that I’m in a slightly better mood….it’s what I do best.
jakewain: A few weeks back I got send this on my phone it a friend of mine it was sent with come home now I am in ur bed ;)
This photo was caught in real time as I discovered that my phone can, in fact, take photos when I say “smile” I tried it, the timer clicked on and this is the literal face I made. Technology.
young-bull-for-horny-wife: My sister in law over heard my conversation on he phone with her sister! As soon as I clicked I dropped my pants and told her she had 15 minutes to make me cum! Did she make it in time
pleasetakemydollars: NO MORE BORING SHOWERS!The ShowerCase lets you use ANY smartphone in the shower, pool, hot-tub, beach or wherever it needs to stay dry. The ShowerCase is patent-pending and fits ANY phone. It’s waterproof, is engineered for optimal
cocoabuttabrown: boulevard-of-june-30th: cocoabuttabrown: boulevard-of-june-30th: sexual-texts:sexual texts on your dash? This is mad annoying, my ex used to do this and blow up my phone even at work and when I’d put it in silent or turn it up
bumfinger:nautiemm: So 👆👆👆 is what happens when you program your phone to write cunt when you use CT as a shortcut. Thought I’d share it with you. *dies laughing* bumfinger you will get a kick out of this since I know it’s your favorite
adrenaline:I pick up the phone, unlock it, look at the screen for few seconds and lock it again.
tumblinwithhotties: Glances, by Jennifer Evans “It’s an unsettling phenomenon that you can simply look at a beautiful person and think you are in love. You’ll sit there imagining your lives together before you’ve even exchanged phone numbers.
fortheloveofsubmission: If you ever are in need to talk privately about abuse you are going through or think is possibly abuse, please call this phone #…It may save your life. They are there to help anyone EVEN ‘in the lifestyle’. I asked them
thatoneartistisme: Another whole post for @drawbauchery. I tried something different with the lineart, I don’t think I’ll do it again though it makes the colouring look kinda icky. I have a folder on my phone that’s named ”Drawbauchery coloring”
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