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In two years, guys will be packing phones with 20" flat-screens. You can bet on it! :)
It is really weird to see people on Terry Richardson’s Tumblr account that I know well enough to have cell phone numbers for. Not that I ever call her, but still, it’s weird. I think of these things as I cook french fries at work in the mornin
belongstoblacks: thiswifesturn: LOVE LOVE LOVE the way she is telling her husband all about it. It must be hard on him….but not as hard as it will be in her :) cherrycompany-cuckolds: Wife sucks BBC and tells you about it on the phone. More phone
It had been a while I wanted to feel 2 BBC in my pussy in the same time, and I tried a lot since my fiance had been sent in Pakistan with his compagny, but I never managed it. Until the day I got a phone call from his officer who told me the wimp
dancinsatyr: At least this time the phone call had come while he was at home. Most of the time it happened at work or someplace in public. Roys’ phone would ring, he’d answer it and hear a voice say “now,” and his cock would get hard in an instant
It's Kinda Awkward Beinq On The Phone While My Parents Are In The Room Smfh
In our house it’s not uncommonly that people will literally fuck with someone else on the phone. We love watching who can handle it and who gives up.
Of course it started in Finland. Of course. Mobile phone throwing is an international sport that started in Finland in the year 2000. It is a sport in which participants throw mobile phones and are judged on distance or technique.
It’s pretty funny when you go through American customs after a month in Europe and one of the second layer guys after getting your passport stamp asks to go through your phone. So you have to watch for an hour awkwardly as they go through your
It’s one o'clock in the morning and my babe is not sleepy. And I also found out he just installed Clash of Clans on his phone. XDCheck out all my comics on Patreon.
Phone Sex ..... my roommate walked in and recorded it. - Pornhub.com
It’s after midnight but your theme inspired me to bring my phone into the shower with me. ; ) it’s not what I originally had in mind (I’ll save that idea for another time) but it works. (I hope.) and seeing as this is pajama Saturday, I’ll be
redgart: In case Anybody wanted the censored version of this drawing for your phone’s wallpaper…ok ok I wanted it for my phone wallpaper, but I change it Cuz I’m too ashamed of someone seeing it :B yikes.Art by me RED
It’s such a little thing but I thought it was really really cute how the Gems all crowded around the tiny phone to watch that movie trailer. Like, making an effort to be interested in the human stuff the kids were doing, like overly enthusiastic
itssexualhour: i was sitting next to my crush in french and my phone fell on the ground and then he picked it up and i was like give it back and he just put my phone into his pants but not like under his boxers anyways wouldn’t give it back so i
it amazes me how… back in the 80s there were cell phones that were the size of a shoe or even a brick (lol) … then they got thinner slimmer and smaller and now w/ the iphone 6… they’ve gotten bigger again. cant even put em in
targayen: IN MIDDLE SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS GUY AND ONE DAY HE WORE SWEATPANTS AND ONE OF THE DEANS SAW THE PHONE IN HIS POCKET AND WAS LIKE “YOU CANT HAVE PHONE DURING SCHOOL YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT TO ME FOR THE REST OF THE CLASS PERIOD” BUT IT WASNT
In the past I have found numerous strange objects in this phone box, anonymous riddles sealed in envelopes, reams and reams of Baco foil…. Today it is a human poo.
In my dreams, I keep checking the time on my phone and it’s always really early. But then I actually wake up and it’s late so basically my dream-self is a dick
thetomska: creeptec7465389: thetomska: pyomorphic: this art installation is so generic and uninspired everyone knows exactly what’s supposed to be in the third hand it’s dick It’s a phone.. pretty sure it’s dick who is gonna put a phone
Do you know how many times I have kissed my phone in lieu of you? How many times I wished I could swallow my phone Because it has your words in it And they feed my soul
parasiteprogram: kotakucom: In Japan, you can buy your phone a giant isopod to keep it company. Give it hugs and everything. Aww. I will make it fit my phone. I do not care. I do not care.
i-shit-on-hipsters: grudge: islannd: i wish phones didn’t exist so no one would film and take phones, they would just be in the moment. Like the people in this i can spot at least 5 phones here And how would we be seeing this right now if it
skreamfilter: jeenyusez: skreamfilter: So Apple make a phone in 2007. The phone is a success. It was such a success in fact, that they decided to re-release it every year or so with ever so slight changes here and there. Apple’s iPhone is literally
I spilled iced tea on my phone and let it sit in rice for 24 hours. I turned it on and it’s just a blue screen. Is there hope or is my phone dunzo?
pissvortex: my phone has a permanent “moisture detected in USB port” notification that makes it so i cant charge my phone without shutting off the phone and turning it back on while holding the volume button as i plug the charger in, sends SMS messages
It’s always interesting to see how long it takes for someone to text back, especially when they always seem to have their phone in hand when your around.
It’s OK, honey…..I tracked your phone, found where you were and the guys didn’t mind me watching them fuck you all night as long as I didn’t interfere…..my cum was the last in your pussy…..
in gunna be so fucking tired tomorrow. but that phone call was worth it lol fuggit I love Jess
marcelinesuicide: ph4ntasmag0ria: x0atlantadelphia: circa snapped this on my phone and uploaded it to the blog and she has NO idea that its her ID pic in my phone now hahahahaha I love it because Jelisa is creepin in the back and it’s hilarious.
skelet0nx: theblogchoseme: If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish Finally somebody said it
sith-in-a-tardis: wander-to-the-stars-above: jackalakala: blaperture-mesa: incrediblyhipster: migasm: theflavourofyourlips: 4gifs: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN
rcruzniemiec: The Bridge Project Do Ho Suh The Bridge Project is a fictional architectural utopia of an inhabitable bridge. Made completely of textile, the piece appears as though it has objects inside like a door and phone covered in green fabric;
2hot2bstr8: I need that perfect sized dick in my life♥
usatame: Had so much fun shooting Rikku today! It was worth climbing the rocks to get the photos!!! ❤️❤️❤️ the photos are awesome can’t wait till I can release them! Here are some behind the scene phone pics in the meantime ❤️❤️❤️
wlwyearningcorner:I just saw you picking up a rock and put it in your pocket haha here’s my phone number 😉
lullabyinfoxland: Tiny little Fox at one week old, sleeping in his moby wrap. I took this with my cell phone, it’s one of my favorite pictures.
I never want to put my phone down. It’s been a few days now. The more I use it, the more I love it. It’s the best phone in the entire world, and probably one, if not, the best phone I will ever have in this life time. Currently the best phone today,
daily-showerthoughts: It’s ironic that most wallpapers for computers and phones are pictures of the outside.
It’s stupid how two people who are in love with each other spend their time staring at their individual phone screens.
nxnsense: skelet0nx: theblogchoseme: If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish Finally somebody said it FACTSSSS
trunklegs: rangecubby: New phone means in need to take an inaugural cock shot, right? Mmmmm. Wish I could suck it and ride you sexy. Hot!
ive been dancing and singing drunk in my backyard and i only finally just noticed that the new building on the corner can see into my entire backyard.
gruffbear:Scott Evans. Notice the Captain America phone case in the third picture. I guess it was a gift from his brother.
take-advantage: my phone rang in the middle of this. turns out it was my boyfriend. ooooops. :P
Eating breakfast with your husband ^^ (Sorry if it looks bad, I can only use an app on my phone ^^;)(knowyourhero)
bisho-s: CALL ME… MAYBE?because of the copyright, this video isn’t available for cell phone and some other dispositives…. Please watch it in your computer
wheres my RWBY comic of team rwby going on a legit camping trip in the woods and everyone has their backpack of necessities except weiss weiss has her two guards again rolling her large cart of luggage behind her
literallysokka: I couldn’t live blog because my phone is nearly dead but the episode was absolutely incredible and I can’t wait for you guys to see it in a few hours. Shit is going down. We got some tiny sneak peeks for the rest of the season and
I got into a car accident after a Chris Brown concert because my friend was driving in the wrong direction. Moral of the story? It’s Chris Brown’s fault
