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skelet0nx: theblogchoseme: If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish Finally somebody said it
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
usatame: Had so much fun shooting Rikku today! It was worth climbing the rocks to get the photos!!! ❤️❤️❤️ the photos are awesome can’t wait till I can release them! Here are some behind the scene phone pics in the meantime ❤️❤️❤️
crunchier: mom: so hun i was in your room and i accidentally started going through your stuff and i found your phone it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes
stability: australiansanta: one of the scariest things to happen to me was when dad caught a shark and put it in the freezer and i didnt know and at like 3am i came down half asleep with only the flashlight on my phone to see and i opened the freezer
sith-in-a-tardis: wander-to-the-stars-above: jackalakala: blaperture-mesa: incrediblyhipster: migasm: theflavourofyourlips: 4gifs: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY SHIT REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN
sotightandshiny: “I know my phone’s in here somewhere. Can you call it?”
the-fandoms-have-the-phone-box: kisaragishintaro: imagine a series where everyone is already dead and enjoying the afterlife but the events start to happen and people start to revive so the plot focuses on people trying to cling to death because they
panicprince: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOUNTAIN KING, TOUDOU!!! ☆+*+*+** Sorry for the really messy comic, I tried to pump this out before I had to jet off to Sydney tonight! IDEK IF I’VE UPLOADED IT IN A HORRIBLE QUALITY SINCE I’M ON MY PHONE;;
beyondmybedroomdoor: Can’t remember if I’ve posted this photo yet or not. At any rate, I found it in my phone so happy titty Tuesday.
tsarbucks: cursethegoldfish: I’m actually dying lmao more like your phone’s actually dying plug it in
cokeflow: I have this disease where I can feel my phone vibrating in my pocket and check it and there’s no notifications
aragogs: xbox420: jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?
aragogs:xbox420: jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?
Or it could be two phone numbers in a row
voyboi: xxxwickedfreakxxx: penilepeeper: guy caught beating it in the bathroom stall… he’s so into the porn on his phone, he doesn’t even notice the camera omg look at that ass!!!!!!!!!!!!! Caught beating off
babyphatjeans: There’s a special place in hell for niggas that play their music out loud on the speaker of their phones instead of using headphones.
lucky-33: Sept 2016This is another set of photos taken with my cell phone. We were heading out to see Otherwise and Zakk Wylde at the House of Blues and I wanted her to wear the BIG jewel. She has a hard time getting it in, but I sure do enjoy watching
just-shower-thoughts: I don’t know if it’s just me, but I’ve never pulled my phone out in a dream.
Found this photo of my wife in her phone. It had been sent to her bosses number!!
labellabrianna: boulevard-of-june-30th: headturnsmeon: localstarboy: His unc was having phone sex in the car🤦🏾♂️😂 old lady said she a snake tamer 🤣💀🤣 😂😂😂 Get it unc 😂 I let out the ugliest laugh 😭😭😭
idreamedadreamthenidied: so my history teacher made a twitter and always gives us updates on it in class and the other day e announced that he reached 100 followers so this kid pulled out his phone and said WELL GUESS WHAT IM UNFOLLOWING YOU HAHA BACK
muji-milk: when u show ur parents an Amusing Thing on ur phone and they like “who is that? who wrote that? did ur friend take that pic? whos pet is that? where is that?” like i dont KNow fam its just floating around cyberspace and i caught it in
my old work that has been closed for two months now just phoned me?? like no one is even in that building anymore .. im so confused
hewas-battleborn: pavemystreetswithgoodtimes: I met this man. I held his hand as he said “awwwwww” to me while I was crying. I touched his butt. Gave him a hug. Told him to say Hi Chelsie to my sister on the phone. And took this picture with him.
spiritualinspiration: Did you know that the way you handle your adversities has a huge impact on your success in life? If you shrink back, choose to get bitter, and lose your enthusiasm, then you are allowing the difficulties of life to bury you. You
I hate that I gotta go out on the back patio to get good fucking phone service damn it.
So tumblr is the last step. I’ve removed every other form of social media from my phone. The only form of contact I’ll have is by text so now I won’t have to be in any contact with people. I can just use google to look up articles about
nikkousan: Oh! This girl was much friendlier than Junko had prepared her for, so she clasped her hands behind her back with a grin. “It’s a pleasure to meet you as well! I’m Riko~ Mori Riko!” Her phone was buzzing obnoxiously
humansofnewyork: “I found a girl’s phone number in his pocket one night when he came home late from work. I thought: ‘I can leave, or I can resolve myself to it.’ I had young children at the time, and no income, and no family to fall back on,
ikerrr: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
dry-ic3: that-twink-over-there: iamchinyere: Take her fucking phone 💀💀💀 “put it in my nose I wanna smell my kids” BYE 💀💀💀💀😩😩😩😩
monoflaxart: Nightcrawler Sketch from last year. My parents got me a phone case with this motive for christmas, so I did a slight edit to get it in the right format :>
