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quietpinetrees:“He saw MissingNo. in the basement, even without a phone. It wasn’t flat like he thought. A motley of static camouflaged teeth and dark eyes.” -QuietPineTreesomg
I hate when my phone is in my pocket and I felt it vibrate.
Graham tried to make up for the fact that my phone’s toast by getting me a new stuffed animal friend. I named him Marco, because he’s a little lopsided and red pandas are incapable of protecting themselves, like him.
I need this year over with like now. I tossed my phone across the room, opened up someone else’s Christmas gift and forced Gwyn to rewrap it because I was laughing too hard.
soooo today my projector screen fell onto me.naturally, my students were worried. I assure them I was fine and got ready to call the office.a student then grabbed her phone and asked, “hey can I post this on snapchat?”high schoolers are about as
afghangster: people romanticize growing up in the 90s but we had our struggles
wellamarke: do u ever just wanna CONFISCATE people from their family. not kidnap, but confiscate like a teacher takin a kid’s phone away in class cuz they had the cool thing but they used it wrong. you have this BEAUTIFUL HUMAN to live with and love
skelet0nx: theblogchoseme: If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish Finally somebody said it
campfirecanines: hedgehog-moss: I don’t have any mobile phone network in or around my farm, but I can get some spotty reception if I pace around the woods for a good while. So now when I want to send or receive a text, and it’s too cold or dark to
really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
Someone just bought this phone case from me!!Holy shit thanks
idreamedadreamthenidied: so my history teacher made a twitter and always gives us updates on it in class and the other day e announced that he reached 100 followers so this kid pulled out his phone and said WELL GUESS WHAT IM UNFOLLOWING YOU HAHA BACK
stability: australiansanta: one of the scariest things to happen to me was when dad caught a shark and put it in the freezer and i didnt know and at like 3am i came down half asleep with only the flashlight on my phone to see and i opened the freezer
oreides: okay but this is so cute. after everyone bends down to watch the trailer on Connie’s phone, Pearl and Amethyst stand up straight, but Garnet stays awkwardly stooped down with her knees bent. it makes me wonder if Garnet is unsure about how
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
carry-on-my-wayward-castiel: idreamedadreamthenidied: so my history teacher made a twitter and always gives us updates on it in class and the other day e announced that he reached 100 followers so this kid pulled out his phone and said WELL GUESS WHAT
usatame: Had so much fun shooting Rikku today! It was worth climbing the rocks to get the photos!!! ❤️❤️❤️ the photos are awesome can’t wait till I can release them! Here are some behind the scene phone pics in the meantime ❤️❤️❤️
guess who’s smart as hell and dropped their phone in their wonton soup
there’s this app called notice me senpai that looks like 10 billion wives in art but gameplay like neko atsume and i’m one step away from downloading it ww
Do you ever fart with out knowing it and think its your phone vibrating in your back pocket?
mydownlowache: blackcooliequeenreign: mordecai-put-your-phone-away: The single greatest roast in television history LMFAO Margaret with the shits Bruh the ending to this video was perfect
sheabuttaqueen: skelet0nx: theblogchoseme: If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish Finally somebody said it I will always reblog
dry-ic3: that-twink-over-there: iamchinyere: Take her fucking phone 💀💀💀 “put it in my nose I wanna smell my kids” BYE 💀💀💀💀😩😩😩😩
disastertiffic: #tin hat: actually they’re trying to get you to install their app on your phone#by making the browser version unusable No that can’t be it. I have a friend who uses the app who every month complains to me they have to
alice-is-wet: Guess which little stoner finally got a goddamn phone!!!! ^_^ !!!! It’s been months…….and the exhibitionist in me has been clawing my insides to pieces just waiting to be let out. Time to make up for some lost time, dontcha think
bigdead93: usatame: Had so much fun shooting Rikku today! It was worth climbing the rocks to get the photos!!! ❤️❤️❤️ the photos are awesome can’t wait till I can release them! Here are some behind the scene phone pics in the meantime
australiansanta: one of the scariest things to happen to me was when dad caught a shark and put it in the freezer and i didnt know and at like 3am i came down half asleep with only the flashlight on my phone to see and i opened the freezer and there
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: fishthatlikestuff: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: the most unrealistic part abt yuri plisetsky’s characterization is what fifteen year old has his phone fully charged ever they actualy changed it in BR/DVD version :D cinematic
iopele: ark-of-eden: bigassmagnet: gaymilesedgeworth: bigassmagnet: gaymilesedgeworth: i wanna discuss the fact that Tarn apparently just always carries around an extra cell phone exclusively in case Megatron decides to call him And it has spikes
wickedvegas2point0: WickedVegas Wicked Sext Phone www.HeyWicked.com All I can say is “If you don’t have one, GET ONE!” and make sure you leave it in while you are being fucked! Read my review about princess Plugs
chamchamjr: tennants-hair: sith-in-a-tardis: wander-to-the-stars-above: jackalakala: blaperture-mesa: incrediblyhipster: migasm: theflavourofyourlips: 4gifs: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort HOLY
can-u-not-my-wayward-son: australiansanta: one of the scariest things to happen to me was when dad caught a shark and put it in the freezer and i didnt know and at like 3am i came down half asleep with only the flashlight on my phone to see and i opened
tsarbucks: cursethegoldfish: I’m actually dying lmao more like your phone’s actually dying plug it in
thewinchesterswagger: The evolution of my cell phones during four years of high school. I dropped all three in the toilet at one point, the iPhone died, the Razr survived and the Nokia broke the toilet.
tilwereachthesun:everyone linking their other social media is like writing your phone number in people’s yearbooks senior year like guys… it’s been real but realistically?
lucky-33: Sept 2016This is another set of photos taken with my cell phone. We were heading out to see Otherwise and Zakk Wylde at the House of Blues and I wanted her to wear the BIG jewel. She has a hard time getting it in, but I sure do enjoy watching
metalheadrebel: IM BACK!!!! Sorry i was gone so long i got a new phone it signed me out of my tumblr and i couldnt get back in lol ennoy my butt
mystraightbuddy: At first I was like, imagine this being the last thing on your phone after the find it in the wreckage. Then I realized he’s going through a car wash.
I got a text like 9 hours ago from nick saying he’s coming home and fucked up his knee and he’s still not home, not answering his phone, and he could be in fucking new mexico for all i know
I got sexually harassed today. I never answer phone numbers I don’t recognize and this was a private number, but under the influence of my sleep medicine, I answered it in my sleep. When I woke up, I woke up to a stranger telling me he wanted to jerk
ruhruhraffy: ok hmm whoever made this is kinda funny cuz the text says “early IN the morning” but on the phone it says 9:13 p.m. O_o lol lmfao! XD
cokeflow: I have this disease where I can feel my phone vibrating in my pocket and check it and there’s no notifications
namidadream: s-h-i-m-m-e-r-star: tennants-hair: sith-in-a-tardis: wander-to-the-stars-above: jackalakala: blaperture-mesa: incrediblyhipster: migasm: theflavourofyourlips: 4gifs: Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone it’s like the rebirth
crunchier: mom: so hun i was in your room and i accidentally started going through your stuff and i found your phone it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes
the-dark-basement: kiss-mee-kill-mee, this one’s for you, sweetie! Emily looked nervously at her phone. It had been over an hour since she called roadside assistance. She knew in the back of her mind that she shouldn’t expect prompt service on such
nano-can-draw: ok listen up. we don’t need a fucking petition. cause Discord got our back: signing your fucking name won’t work. you gotta talk to them right now. If you have Discord, this will pop up in your screen on your phone. It comes with a
Your phone battery percentage determines what year of the 1900s you'll live in.
amroyounes: The Jews have it right, from the eve of the sabbath they put away all electronics and anything that can distract from resting. Its a good time to center yourself, body, mind and soul! Try leaving your phone somewhere in the house, be present
aragogs:xbox420: jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?
videez: Forgot to post this. Found it in my phone
