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iopele: chrisdigay: A.I. is coming in more sympathetic than some people…it’s 2017 according to Amazon, the Echo (Alexa) CANNOT actually do this unless the woman set it up beforehand–just like you can put in a phone number so it’ll dial it when
I strip off my skirt then open the door and throw it at u…then I snap a picture with my phone and send it to your phone…the message reads…No more is coming off until u r naked in my bed…then and only then will I let u unsnap
(S) My lovely (M) licking my “sweet” pussy. I have to share this with you because i got such a thrill out of sending it to him. We had been in bed discussing naughty pictures on my phone. Lucky for me he got horny and still had my phone in hand. My
adam2adamtn: thecircumcisedmaleobsession: 21 year old straight guy from Saint Paul, NE YUM. Like I said in my earlier post about phone pics… there is no fucking telling how fucking many guys take phone pics of their cocks… and it doesn’t matter
enenkaydoodles: There are few things in this world that I really get anxious or visibly nervous about and calling people on the phone is one of these things. Once I talk to someone on the phone a lot it’s okay, but generally even with friends I just
We were supposed to be there on business only. On the phone earlier she did flirt with me, but I didn’t think anything of it. When she told me the meeting was at a hotel I became suspicious. She meet me in the lobby, and said that she left here phone
naughtynicegirl69: I am playing with my gif camera…I was testing to see if it would be blurred if I moved my phone at the same time that I was in motion…it is not blurring…yay…lol…ok…I am putting my phone down now…lol…I am washing my
letmewatchplease: Took this pic last night in the bedroom, just before her lover arrived. I spent 10 hours locked in the closet while he fucked her in every way imaginable. It was amazing. It was torture. All I had to look at was this photo on my phone.
mypleasuregirl: The phone rang. She ran to the phone to pick it up as fast as she could. She knew He did not like to be kept waiting. She had been expecting His call since the answering machine message earlier in the day, but that did not stop the jolt
photojojo: Did you know you can turn a phone into a projector? Yep, and it only costs a dollar. It almost sounds too good to be true, but this DIY will show you how to set up a photo viewer in your home. DIY: Turn Your Phone into a Projector for ũ
There was a fire on the building close to my house, so right now i don’t have internet/TV/phone (i’m using data in ny phone to write this). I don’t know when this will be fixed, because it seems a lot of cables burned. But if you don&rsq
incorrect48quotes:Amane: It’s so dark in here. Does anyone have a flashlight?Aki: *brings out her phone**opens Twitter**hands her phone to Amane*Amane: *checks Aki’s phone*Aren’t these Meru’s ftmm photos?Aki: Exactly.
ozeia: uniquegalaxia: So no more phone calls, no more texts. I need you in the flesh, not on facebook, not online, camera phones won’t do this time. It’s true.. I gotta be next to you soon soon soon
uniquegalaxia: So no more phone calls, no more texts. I need you in the flesh, not on facebook, not online, camera phones won’t do this time. It’s true.. I gotta be next to you
kittleimp: iopele: chrisdigay: A.I. is coming in more sympathetic than some people…it’s 2017 according to Amazon, the Echo (Alexa) CANNOT actually do this unless the woman set it up beforehand–just like you can put in a phone number so it’ll
tieboybama: Waiting for @alexropedoriginals again: As always, make sure the door isn’t dead-bolted and just locked. Put your clothes, wallet, and other belongings (other than phone) in the box and leave it on the table. Keep your phone close by you.
daisyridleydaily: Daisy Ridley for ASOS Magazine (December 2015) What do you do when you’re a bit bored?‘Sit on my phone too much. I should read more, but it’s hard when your phone is there in the palm of your hand. You know all those times where
whatsupbeanie: Hahaha I’m a functional adult that can use the phone no problem, yep, definitely *sweats*. In all seriousness, I’ve had a huge problem with doing phone calls most of my life and have made huge progress with it to the point that I can
asleepylioness: It all started because i forgot my phone. She was kind enough to wait in the car for me while i ran back upstairs to retrieve my phone which i’d left, probably by the coffee machine. When i opened the door, i could hear him stirring
lilfaux: one time me and my best friend booked a hotel room and there was a phone in the toilet and I pretended to use the phone but then it broke so we just left it
dmvguys-exposed: DMV Boxer Larry with a big ass dick!!! Saw this picture in his phone years ago and sent it to my email straight from hos phone😂😂😂😂
m-2b-s: alexinspankingland: Left my phone in the movie theater tonight. I got it back, but not without consequences. 10 strokes, cold. Crisis averted, lesson learned, cuddles received. Did you have pics of your spanked bum on it My phone is all butts
I picked up this decal for my phone from a local shop (it was made on the island too). Since my phone color is “Deep-Sea Blue”, I figured why not have the Hawaiian Islands in the ocean like in real life. (at Lihue, Hawaii)
Today was really bad. Graham shattered the screen of my new phone, so I don’t have that anymore. He’s replacing it, but it’s not going to come in until Tuesday. Sooooo I don’t have a phone again. This also all took place
fini-mun: Imagine this scenario. You drop your phone in the cake batter. The cake bakes. The cake comes out looking great, and you frost it. It looks beautiful. A masterpiece of baking. Later, you need to make a phone call, but you can’t find your
ace-of-charizards replied to your post “I had Pyros phone in my pocket playing Pokemon go and I somehow pocket…”how do you pocket dial a catI put his phone in my pocket for a moment while playing Pokemon Go, and when I took it out Neko Atsume
before-series-three: there’s this unspoken law in britain that you’re not to phone anyone while doctor who’s on, and it was on and the phone rang and my brother was the one that had to pick it up, and he didn’t even say ‘hello’ or anything,
officialunitedstates: the phone rings. you pick it up but all you hear is the sound of mashed potatoes. you try to hang up the phone but it turns into mashed potatoes in your hand. you wipe your hand off on your pants but those are mashed potatoes
Jill is looking through Jack’s phone one day when he left it lying on the kitchen counter. “Well, what is this?” she says when he steps back in the kitchen. She is holding up his phone with a picture of a sexy girl in glasses, obviously naked. Jack
so like i haven’t played llsif in like a year and i want to get back into it but i got a new phone and have no clue how to work it someone help me how do i get the transfer code from my old phone :(((
jobhaver: you: *posts a funny screenshot from your cell phone* me: please plug in your cell phone because it is about to die. your loved ones may need to contact you in case of an emergency
syupon: shut—up—harry: syupon: syupon: my panties have this lil pocket and?? why is it there what does it want wHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT IN IT and then there’s smooth motherfucker you might be able to put your phone in there if your pants
aeisla: I hate when people look through personal things in my phone. Like I just lost all my trust in them, and from that day on I treat them differently. I can’t stand that shit. Does it have to be said when letting someone borrow your phone “dont
weekendwerewolves: no you don’t get it i was browsing tumblr in class today on my phone (cause i could get away with it because it’s a huge class in an auditorium) and this fucking picture shows up and i am beet red and shaking with uncontrollable
princeofhella: pastaconstitution: I JUST LOOKED IN MY BAG FROM TORA-CON AND FOUND SOMEONE’S PHONE. I’M PRETTY SURE IT BELONGED TO A MEENAH I WAS HANGING OUT WITH NAMED SHILOH. IF ANYONE KNOWS HER IN PERSON PLEASE TELL HER I THINK I HAVE HER PHONE????
agreekdoctor: yindy: I have some toys to take apart this summer And maybe I’ll look into relearning how to read schematics That Sprint flip phone in the box is the exact model I had. It was my first cell phone, which I got in 1999.Just thought I’d
blakebaggott: me when in a well-lit room: dang why does my phone even have the brightness capability of getting as dim as it does?? me when in a pitch black dark room: WHY CANT MY PHONE GET ANY DIMMER ITS LIKE THE FREAKING SUN RADIATING LIGHT
orevet:keanurevees:*me plugging in my phone in the dark* dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thinka botu it donmt think aboiut it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thihnk about it dont think
choco-waitforit-max: imightevenfly: princessmoran: my favorite game is “shit i lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go” also “i shook my blankets to find my phone and it went flying across the room into a wall.” “Let’s
imightevenfly: princessmoran: my favorite game is “shit i lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go” also “i shook my blankets to find my phone and it went flying across the room into a wall.”
itssexualhour: i was sitting next to my crush in french and my phone fell on the ground and then he picked it up and i was like give it back and he just put my phone into his pants but not like under his boxers anyways wouldn’t give it back so i
tropius: beyoncebeytwice: whorville: Can’t wait to have flexible phones so that I can wrap it around my cock set it on vibrate and text my mom that I’m in danger how about you text the lord instead……. ｇｏｄ ｄｏｅｓ ｎｏｔ ｈａｖｅ ａ ｐｈｏｎｅ．
My aunt always texts and drives when I’m in the car with her and I literally want to grab the phone and throw it out the window every time because it makes me CRAZY with anxiety. I hate it. I hope she crashes and I end up in the hospital and then
squambie: Your buddy spent the day at your house and left his phone when he went home. You thought it would be funny to post a pic from his phone to Facebook. You were shocked to find a pic of your wife in the kitchen flashing her breasts. And it was
pervertinparadise: His phone buzzed while he was in a meeting; he risked a glance and saw it was his daughter, but figured it could wait - she was in some hotel on vacation after all, and he doubted it was urgent.Back in his office, he opened her text
paramorebaby27: diickspriite: somethingkindofstrange: THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER. AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE. but does it work DOES IT WORK?
londonboy45: “Good job. You made it to this pay phone in thirty seconds and it’s across town from where you began. I figure you’d be able to do it. Now rip the machine from the ground - stand and all. You’ll get your next order in
figyun: beccaloidthecaptianofkawaii: figyun: Nagisa’s cellphone is a docomo NEC N-04A in Ultimate Pink 2009 model Not that it’s not a cute phone, but why does nagisa have a phone from 2009? They MAKE you replace your phone every few years. Rei,
