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lovesbiggirls: 1st - look at the phone she’s on thats a Nokia from the LATE LATE 90’s … LMAO! and its plugged in charging. 2nd - PUT THE FUCKING DICK IN YOUR MOUTH and stop playing with it damn it! cherrycompany-cuckolds: Wife sucks BBC and tells
humiliatedfaggot: Faggot pissed itself on the street exposed for what and who it is. Contact faggot 24/7 to remind it of what it is and it’s place in the world. Mark Potter Phone 07702570069 Text 07702570069 WhatsApp 07702570069 Kik humiliatedfaggot
mysteriesofadultery: when he picked your wife up at the bar right in front of you. it was clear it would be best not to interfere. when the FaceTime feed started coming in from her phone an hour later you were proved correct.. She wont be welcome back
palestass:It was around four-forty-five in the afternoon, and i was working in the graduate-assistant office when the phone rang. It was my mother, telling me that my father had already taken Joyce to Deaconess Hospital, only a few blocks from Marquette.I
My phone beeped and I looked at it quickly. Be there in five minutes, it said. I clenched my legs together in excitement - I was looking forward to my first real date with my brother. I shivered and moaned as I thought of the bare - both shaven and pantil
hypnomaster136: I developed this ring on my phone. I simply direct it a certain way, and it sends a very high-pitched, practically inaudible sound that induces a hypnotic state in the mind of whoever it is directed at. It was a long shot, but I tried
kropotkindersurprise: April 19 2015 - A woman in South Gate, California was filming police in her neighbourhood, when a US marshall rushed her, grabbed her phone and threw it to the ground, breaking it. Afterwards police just continue with what they
uniquegalaxia: So no more phone calls, no more texts. I need you in the flesh, not on facebook, not online, camera phones won’t do this time. It’s true.. I gotta be next to you
tieboybama: Waiting for @alexropedoriginals again:As always, make sure the door isn’t dead-bolted and just locked. Put your clothes, wallet, and other belongings (other than phone) in the box and leave it on the table. Keep your phone close by you.
ultrafacts:savibears:vancity604778kid:ultrafacts:(Fact Source) Follow Ultrafacts for more facts Imagine losing your phone Imagine eating food and having all the crumbs get stuck in it Losing your phone:
becausebirds: My friend shared this with me on Facebook. A friend was talking on the phone to her when this adorable Cormorant landed on his kayak and started drying itself off in the middle of his phone call. He hung up to record it. See the video
scottnikipowers: So I have been asked to take a shower picture and here it is. Had to be careful with my new phone since I droped my last phone in the toilet. Lol don’t want to do that again . Xoxo Niki
You Know You're Trans* When: #1746 When you learned that phone radiation can potentially cause cancer, you kept your phone in your binder. Even when it isn’t scientifically proven.
givesmehope: Last night, I walked in on my daughter still on the phone at 11:45. I asked her what she thought she was doing on the phone that late, and she said, “Saving my best friend, because everyone deserves to live.” It turns out that she was
I accidentally dropped my phone on top of my cell phone charm and it split in half. RIP Barnaby logo
wheresthefuckingexit79: just-shower-thoughts: Your phone doesn’t autocorrect when you’re typing in all caps because it thinks you’re really angry and doesn’t want to get involved This is why when I’m on my phone I type all caps….
wildemolga: imagine steven getting cell phones for the gems so they can stay in touch with him while they’re away on missions garnet breaks her first three phones just by pressing the buttons too hard, but once she gets the hang of it she becomes
whereisyourpippinnow: oh-my-godstiel: penandpage: #as you can see by the images above #this THIS is how a real father reacts when their boy is in trouble #they don’t ignore the phone #THEY PICK UP THE PHONE AND SAY #’IT’S OKAY BOY #THAT’S
whatsupbeanie: Hahaha I’m a functional adult that can use the phone no problem, yep, definitely *sweats*. In all seriousness, I’ve had a huge problem with doing phone calls most of my life and have made huge progress with it to the point that I can
cockismybusiness: You know when you lose ya phone but it was??? in your back pocket??? the entire time???Disaster Gay! Link strikes again! Also “Blue” from the Heathers Musical is totally Sidon’s ringtone on Link’s phone ffffff
mindblowingfactz: France has banned all children under 15 from using their phones, tablets and smartwatches in school. The government is concerned that students are becoming too dependent on and distracted by their phones. They are calling it, “A law
dmvguys-exposed: DMV Boxer Larry with a big ass dick!!! Saw this picture in his phone years ago and sent it to my email straight from hos phone😂😂😂😂
So in the last month I have:• Broken my new phone• Given myself a giant ass bruise on my thigh while building IKEA furniture• dropped a tea saucer on the smallest toe of my left foot• lost my old phone for and entire weekend (it was later found
spot-star: We’ve all been here… “Don’t pick up the phone! Don’t call him/her! Don’t pick up the phone!”, that little voice in the back of your head screams at you. But we never listen to it…do we?
sativaprincessa: izvay: okay if we’re mutuals u can ask for my phone number (u get it if u live in US only) snapchat instagram facebook skype kik this has been a psa thank u phone number only if you have iMessage 😇 Only iMessage? Bitch where
jskrilla: sativaprincessa: izvay: okay if we’re mutuals u can ask for my phone number (u get it if u live in US only) snapchat instagram facebook skype kik this has been a psa thank u phone number only if you have iMessage 😇 Only iMessage? Bitch
whiskieprincess: Found this one in my phone too.. Man if I lost my phone someone would have a show when they found it
irisfuckdoll: familyandbenefits: I hate when he does that. I’m on the phone, he cames with his dick right in front of me. And he KNOWS that I will suck it… so I’m like “yes sorry, I’m having a snack”, and I keep talking on the phone with
lady-stardustt: -girlattherockshow: -aloneinacrowdedroom: -breather: thedailywhat: Useful Service of the Day: Can’t find your phone? Can’t be bothered to look for it? Enter: I Can’t Find My Phone. Simply plug in your number, press “Hello?,”
ultrafacts: savibears:vancity604778kid:ultrafacts:(Fact Source) Follow Ultrafacts for more facts Imagine losing your phone Imagine eating food and having all the crumbs get stuck in it Losing your phone:
whatsupbeanie:Hahaha I’m a functional adult that can use the phone no problem, yep, definitely *sweats*. In all seriousness, I’ve had a huge problem with doing phone calls most of my life and have made huge progress with it to the point that I can
rawshyt: Bitch, get off the goddamn phone and come on over here so I can drop it off in yo draws. That’ll do every time. Just walk up behind her and get to work. I bet you she drop the phone. Lmao
just-shower-thoughts: Old age isn’t finding your cell phone in the fridge. Old age is having to check the fridge when your cell phone is missing, because you can’t rule it out.
mynameisnotcharlie: jesusfoodsex: subite-vene-in-misha: mostly10: omfg you guys the fact that he still has the picture on his phone. mark, stop it. The fact that he took that on his actual phone. Look at his fucking face. Look at the pride.
lizclimo: Hey guys! I’m happy to share these cell phone backgrounds FREE courtesy of my Korean publisher, Rubybox Publisher Co. (Thanks, guys!) Just save the image to your phone, and it should fit nicely on your screen (like I did in that last photo.
idahomie4: This photo was on my Sister-in-law’s phone when she had me transfer a bunch of stuff to her new phone for her. That’s her all right, I can only hope that’s her husband… wish it were me, great side of her.
jaxxgarcia:can we let old people know they can lower the brightness on their phone cause lady sitting next to me on this bus is trying to signal ships in the night with her damn phone that’s so damn bright it look like the Avatar has just been found
calamitysong:barin-mclegg:barin-mclegg:barin-mclegg:calamitysong:calamitysong:i miss being able to take the battery of my phone out and just hold itis it too much to ask? to be able to hold my phone’s heart in my hand again?im going to do this right
mtrenchie: madimarianastrench: So I took at pic of our boys in the Faze magazine. I didn’t think to turn my phones flash off. I guess my phone has a thing for Josh too because it decided to put its flash dot ON JOSH’S CROTCH! And people think i’m
tieboybama: Waiting for @alexropedoriginals again: As always, make sure the door isn’t dead-bolted and just locked. Put your clothes, wallet, and other belongings (other than phone) in the box and leave it on the table. Keep your phone close by you.
calamitysong:calamitysong:i miss being able to take the battery of my phone out and just hold itis it too much to ask? to be able to hold my phone’s heart in my hand again?
phuckyogirl23: Someone got a new phone and decided to test out the camera…what do you guys think? Is it me or is this phone give me some good quality pics! 😍😘 we love our followers show us some love in bed getting ready to get fucked..
jesusfoodsex: subite-vene-in-misha: mostly10: omfg you guys the fact that he still has the picture on his phone. mark, stop it. The fact that he took that on his actual phone.
oh-my-godstiel: penandpage: #as you can see by the images above #this THIS is how a real father reacts when their boy is in trouble #they don’t ignore the phone #THEY PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE AND SAY #’IT’S OKAY BOY #THAT’S WHY I’M HERE’
oh-my-godstiel: penandpage: #as you can see by the images above #this THIS is how a real father reacts when their boy is in trouble #they don’t ignore the phone #THEY PICK UP THE PHONE AND SAY #’IT’S OKAY BOY #THAT’S WHY I’M HERE’ #BECAUSE
of-mice-and-m-en: So this picture is my phone wallpaper, and we had our phones out during class because it was the end of the day. My teacher asked me who the people were, and I simply said, “Two of the most important people in my life.” He looked
enjoyusboth:GushingSo, as I am shopping, I have my phone in my purse so people can’t see the screen but I am looking at tumblr and feeling so horny with all the private messages and pics. Then the phone rings. It Sasha telling me that Rich and
naughty-aunt: Amanda surfed Tumblr on the phone, laying back in bed. It had turned into an addiction. She felt dirty craving young women, thinking of her niece at times. Clothes coming off. Her pussy craved for attention. Amanda put down the phone.
paracosmonauten: uniquegalaxia: So no more phone calls, no more texts. I need you in the flesh, not on facebook, not online, camera phones won’t do this time. It’s true.. I gotta be next to you Bby zurueck
