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You know, I talk to this void sometimes because it’s nice to have something I won’t delete off my notes in my phone because I think I sound stupid, at least here it can live among genitalia until it ceases. Which really, let me say, that is
unseenbenefactor:Copy & PasteSo I just got the chronivac in and I’m so excited! I downloaded it onto my phone and was trying to figure out how to get it to work. It looks like the mobile version can use the camera. I opened up the camera, and I
that-jolly-tardis-sound: in geometry class today, a kid’s phone started siri while my teacher was explaining a proof, and it said “sorry, i didn’t understand that. could you say it again?” and mY TEACHER STARTED EXPLAINING IT AGAIN HE DIDN’T
myreligioniskindness: explosion2: myreligioniskindness: my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference
thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: “I put my phone down and can’t find it”, a saga. “Want me to call it?”“It’s on silent.” A tragedy in three parts.
rocketcat15: Clara is never away from her phone SOUND MOTHERFUCKERS Adding sounds means it takes almost two hours longer to make a pretty simple animation like this, so it’s not going to be a common thing, but I’ll be doing it more in the future.
airfortress: Hey everybody ! Here is a “promo picture” (i can call it like that I guess) for my comique-app comic ! I’ll post wip until it will be ready for the lucky Iphone people (I don’t even have a phone right now, died in the ocean…it’s
So aside from bs from Kela, at least something good occurred too.The new phone I ordered (Samsung Galaxy A10), ended up getting a new discount in the store I ordered it from before it was posted. So I got it for even cheaper oh hell yes. ♥
mouseyman99: The lucky few who make it to the resort are expected to really “get in there” and give it their all <3 https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/goddessresort_group/ (note: link may not work on phone for some reason. I couldn’t get it
nevergenders:remember that point in time when dropping your phone didn’t break it but instead the back of it fell off and the battery fell out and you just had to put it back on
the-last-hair-bender: sinnahsaint: thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: “I put my phone down and can’t find it”, a saga. “Want me to call it?”“It’s on silent.” A tragedy in three parts. My wife is a super techie person and told me about
grimelords: I’m at a party and there’s an abandoned phone on the kitchen bench playing gangnam style really quietly and everyone’s talking too loud to hear it. It’s like a little secret that you lean in to hear and it says ‘op’.
rebelle-in-red: It’s friday-afternoon and I’m still at work when my phone rings. “Hello?” a gentle voice on the other side. “Penny.. Good to hear you, it’s Jack.” It’s been a while since I heard from him since he had been travelling around
ebondeath: Imagine Naruto answering his phone in the middle of a meeting because it’s Sasuke and he thinks it’s a terrible emergency because Sasuke never willingly calls him, and then it turns out that he accidentally butt-dialed Naruto’s number
girthalgararchive: “It’s time to put the phone away now, scooter pie. It’s time for ni-ni’s.” “In a minute, Daddy.” “No. Now.” “But, Daddyyyy, I’m textinnnnn’.” “Say goodnight. It’s time
masteredgarallanpoe: Most of you know about the Edgar Allan Poe phone case I got today. I opened the package and put it on and thought, yes, this is quite lovely. When I tilted it, I noticed… IT’S COATED IN GLITTER FABULOUS FOREVERMORE.
myreligioniskindness:explosion2:myreligioniskindness: my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference
myreligioniskindness: my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
As I laid back in my bed, checking the messages on my phone, Sumi came from my bathroom butt ass naked. Even though I didn’t want it to, my dick reacted immediately, and she reached right for it, taking it out. “Shit,” I grumbled when she sucked
dollyleighofficial: Also (in case I do get a new phone and can have snapchat), is there a way to prevent your contacts from seeing your username? When I tried it on the semi-broken iphone I have it said my contacts could see it, which made me panic.
