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One day after work, I was so tired of the people in the office, computers working noises, phones ringing, that I decided to clear my mind by going to this recently open bar, in the outskirts of town. I came in, and it looked like a very modern striptease
I suffer in silence. I don't cry in front of people. I can smile despite how shitty things are. I will always put you before me. I leave my phone on at night just in case someone needs me. It's because I love everyone else more than I could ever love
sixpenceee: When this photograph was first published in Africa Geographic, BBC Wildlife and later in Paris Match and the Daily Mail it resulted in a flurry of e-mails, phone calls and letters from around the world asking if the image was a fake. The
malantsmutcorner: She gagged on the thick cock in ecstasy in the cramped stall, taking as deep as she could into her throat. It was supposed to be nice vacation with her husband to the tropics, but once again work had him on the phone in the car instead
contexxxt: The 4th photo popped up on his phone in just as many seconds it seemed. Jake squirmed on the couch in the living room, realizing they were of his own sister, from inside her room upstairs. He immediately shot a text back in reply. “I
rawpalmark: majorcocklovee: heartoflatex: I want to know the story about a half naked guy in a phone boot with a raging hardon in the middle of the night. Hot You should check out the dvd Bonkin Berlin Bastards there’s a hot similar scene in it.
sixpenceee: When this photograph was first published in Africa Geographic, BBC Wildlife and later in Paris Match and the Daily Mail it resulted in a flurry of e-mails, phone calls and letters from around the world asking if the image was a fake.The image
s-ilenceyourfear: Put a letter in my ask. A - If I’m in love. B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was. C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed. D - What gender(s) I have a preference for. E - How many holes I have in my ears. F
I must admit I’m surprised to see you in my office today. From our initial phone consultation, it didn’t seem like you were…amenable to my methods. Someone as used to getting their way as yourself, well, usually isn’t in need of my services in
spectrometrie:For 35 years, Garfield phone cases have been washing up on Brittany beaches in France and no one knew why lmao turns out there was a container hidden in a cave releasing the cases in the ocean, but then again, no one knows where it comes
polyglotplatypus:im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite of the camera usually not detecting the light of stars because theyre
Yall wanna talk real one time putting black and mexican kids in graves ain’t nothing new. camera phones and social media just finally allow for people to get pissed off about it quicker. hell i remember back when i lived in detroit and in certain
imapervert: lacquerandcandy: visionarysgold: Mistah FAB in the background taking pics of this fake ass on his phone hahaha O__O I wonder how/if it moves when she walks I wonder if there are any galaxies in our universe in which someone finds this
thepropertylovers: Whether it’s a text or a phone call or a quick note in the morning, a kiss when you get home from work or making them dinner in the evening, no matter if you’re on vacation in Amsterdam or at your desk at work, let’s remember
A nigga whole life was in his phone and what he do? Go to the beach with that ho in his pocket and forget about it while he in the water for hours. tumblr on the iPad is nice tho…
houseofsatanscreeps: Put a letter in my ask. A - If I’m in love. B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was. C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed. D - If I have a preference for boys or girls. E - How many holes I have in my ears.
Spell something in my ask :D A - If I’m in love.B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.E - How many holes I have in my ears.F - Give me any options,
Put a letter in my ask box. A - If I’m in love. B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.E - How many holes I have in my ears.F - Give me any options,
Put a letter in my ask. A - If I’m in love. B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was. C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed. D - If I have a preference for boys or girls. E - How many holes I have in my ears. F - Give me any
s-ilenceyourfear: Put a letter in my ask. A - If I’m in love. B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was. C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed. D - If I have a preference for boys or girls. E - How many holes I have in my ears.
flogicallylawless: My favorite thing ever is still when a bilingual person is on the phone in a language you don’t speak and they use proper nouns/various terms in the accent they speak English in, so to you it sounds like “lsadousaheudhnajdsnffDUNKIN
thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: “I put my phone down and can’t find it”, a saga. “Want me to call it?”“It’s on silent.” A tragedy in three parts.
myreligioniskindness: explosion2: myreligioniskindness: my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference
nudedaddy: It comes out in a rush. “I’m so sorry Dad, I meant to get home before curfew, it was just that we were out there and my phone died so I couldn’t call and I also didn’t have a clock-“ “Save it, son.” He walks calmly to
myreligioniskindness: my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
myreligioniskindness:explosion2: myreligioniskindness: my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference
buttercream19: SO I FINALLY WAS ABLE TO SNEAK AND GET MY STAGE PERFORMANCE RECORDED @THE CLUB WITH MY PHONE!!! I have it uploaded and ready to send if you’d like to purchase it! :) it’s 20$ hit me up in my inbox for details!!!! Hope everyone is
girthalgar: “It’s time to put the phone away now, scooter pie. It’s time for ni-ni’s.” “In a minute, Daddy.” “No. Now.” “But, Daddyyyy, I’m textinnnnn’.” “Say goodnight. It’s time for
jaspurr: dipdipdipper:someone asked kimberly brooks to say a cheesy pick up line in jasper’s voice. it was absolutely hilarious and i’m soooo glad i caught it on video jasper voice: I think you need a new phone, there’s something wrong with it.
therealrealpearl: I remade this mural-ish thing from Your Mother and Mine in illustrator. Seems like it could make a good phone background or something as well.It’s not EXACT. I made it a bit more symmetrical, etc.Here is a link to a bunch of sizes
nevergenders: remember that point in time when dropping your phone didn’t break it but instead the back of it fell off and the battery fell out and you just had to put it back on
stalinsquad: do you ever go to plug in your phone at night and it’s at like 91% and you feel guilty about charging it all night but like you can’t wake up without 100% so you just have to charge it anyway
that-jolly-tardis-sound: in geometry class today, a kid’s phone started siri while my teacher was explaining a proof, and it said “sorry, i didn’t understand that. could you say it again?” and mY TEACHER STARTED EXPLAINING IT AGAIN HE DIDN’T
nikkinick:trans-guy-thoughts:How are you guys making audios 👀I record on my phone with the built in voice memo app (i have an iphone but I assume it’s a standard thing?)save it as a file on the deviceconvert it from m4a to mp3 bc apple likes to be
5 minute doodle of sapphire done on my phone because I couldn’t sleep and I got the idea in of my head based of your post earlier. Sorry it’s pixel looking, I was to tired to zoom out or put much work into it. Still I think it’s cute. I’ll probably
training-your-property: This is intimacy. The bright colors - the pretty flowers - the stark, white background. That’s the phone she has in the world. It’s what her co-workers see. It’s what she pulls out at a bar.And it’s got this
