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She was admiring herself in the mirror when the phone rang. It was him. She felt her heart beating faster as he spoke to her. Softly. Forcefully. Sternly. She answered sweetly, in the way that she knew turned him on. “Yes, Sir.” “I’m
naked-yogi: Stop participating in things that make you feel bad. Your stomach hurts when you eat that junk food? Stop eating it. You get a headache when you fall asleep next to your phone, or with the television on? Stop doing it. You feel woozy when
At a concert in Gothenburg Concert Hall October 23, 2013, Christian Zacharias stopped playing in the middle of Haydn’s Piano Concerto, interrupted by a cell phone ringing for the second time the same concert. “Don’t answer, let it ring.&
askrosedust replied to your post: THOUGHT I PULLED FOOD OUT OF MY TEETH … CALL FOR HELP. USE PHONE. CALL ACTUAL PROFESSIONALS WHO CAN ARRIVE THERE PHYSICALLY IT IS THREE THIRTY IN THE MORNING AND I AM IN A BIRDSUIT I WILL CALL NOBODY really thoug
>Gets mail on phone about a submission to my blog >Starts up PC in excitment to check on it >Just some picture of girls asses, asking to reblog their shit I really wish I could get excited again about submissions in my inbox..
totallytransformed: As he looked down at his phone in disbelief, he was infuriated. He had left his girlfriend in the park for ONE hour. One hour. That’s all it took for his “friend” to scoop her up, show a government official she was unaccompanied
30minchallenge: Lookin’ fiiiiine! Though I’m surprised it’s about 50% on screen stuff :’D I expected a bit more audience. You know, Rainbow Dash talking loudly on her phone in the theater, Twilight and Flash Sentry with the ol’ penis in the
Me: Cats are weird. Why do they want more food when their bowl still has some food in it?Also me: Oh sweet holy Jesus of fucking Nazareth my phone battery is at 65% and I’m three bus stops from home I won’t make it pray for me
Discovered straight coworker has a “secret” locker in the men’s restroom at work. Discovered he stashes his cell phone there. Also discovered a pair of Hanes boxer briefs. If I steal them I know he’ll figure it out it was
toddlertammy: Mommy has gone high tech and bought a diaper sensing device that attaches to the diaper and every time I wet my diaper it sends a message to mommy phone that I made pee-pee in my diaper it evens sends a message to tell her its time for
So, iOS7 is cool, it kinda puts me in that “new phone” mentality. Problem is its not new. And I keep wanting to do stuff with it, but there’s nothing new that I couldn’t really do before. Also, when ever I go to the home screen
jukeboxemcsa: Tiffany felt strangely… empty. She couldn’t seem to describe it, exactly, not even to herself; she didn’t feel tired or sleepy or anything, she just kept staring into her phone, looking at her own image in the screen like it belonged
ihatejonarbuckle: rudy-gargantua: @ihatejonarbuckle Jon has a vibrator in him that’s absolutely fucking disgusting. i can’t even think of what jim davis intended it to be if not a vibrator or it could be Liz’s phone you overthinking twats
so ya! that’s how I live and where I live. it’s not ideal. but being in an emotionally abusive and consuming relationship for 4 years was less ideal. I dated someone who would go through my phone when I was in the shower and wouldn’t allow me
We spent the last weekend in a cozy cottage in the woods at a resort called “Centre Parcs”. It’s our rare get away from the city and I was slightly annoyed that every time Joe picked up his phone instead of enjoying all the beautiful
paprika: aegnor-anarion: marauderettemarsnerd: pocketpadfoot: Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down HOLY FUCK OMFG
omorashiboysworld: Sooo i was outside of my house enjoying the nice warm evening weather when i suddenly got a huuuuge urge to pee so i began to waddle to the door but it was too late so i whipped up my phone in the last second and recorded it for you
Idk what the omo god are trying to tell me… So it was like 1am and I was in bed and my phone stared ringing and it was my dad.. I was like what the heck?? And answered a confused hello??“Hey were you asleep?”“Uhhh no?? Whats up??”“Ok
My best friend from Cuba who I haven’t seen since I was 16 is coming to America to live. We talked on the phone today for the first time in a decade and it was like no time had passed at all. She should be here in a week. Her name is Cuca! Cuba(me)
oknope: sometimes i lose my phone in my blankets and THEN SOMETIMES I SHAKE MY BLANKET TO FIND IT AND SOMETIMES IT FLIES AND HITS THE WALL ITS GREAT U FEEL ME
as-seenon-tv: snake-eyes-and-butterflies: as-seenon-tv: I was in city today I just want to imagine what people around you thought when they saw you holding a middle finger up to Trump building and photographing it with your phone. actually it’s
startrekgifs: We’re taking a break today to speak out on a critical issue. If you’re in the U.S. it’s critical that you make at least three (3) phone calls today. One to each of your Senators, and one to your Represenative in the House. Tell
voldemo: My grandma just asked me “why are you smiling at your phone, is it a boy?” Yes, it is a boyFucking another boy In this sick-ass fanfic Im reading
Scott, the manager I interviewed with, is NOT Scott, the manager in the flesh. Over the phone, Scott emphatically agreed that it is our own fault if we don’t train our employees well and then, shockingly!, they are bad at their jobs. Scott in
casepsart:you ever draw something in a sketchbook and then you cant find your eraser so you just snap a quick shitty photo of it to erase and redraw bits on your phone then youre like i might as well block in some solids but you zone tf out and just keep
dil-howlters-phone: nonymoose: thewolf-in-me: saucycuervo: satans-bacon: The Euthanasia Coaster is a concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers. In 2010, it was designed and made into a scale model by Julijonas Urbonas, a PhD
fensden: spidersolare: virgil-must-be-angsty: aegnor-anarion: marauderettemarsnerd: pocketpadfoot: Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down HOLY FUCK
kdentxx16: It’s bad enough that my son caught me in bed with his basketball coach and is blackmailing me into fucking and sucking him. I think that it’s worse when my son pulls out his phone and makes videos of me sucking or fucking him.
terokoa: molokomoko: A - If I’m in love.B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.E - How many holes I have in my ears.F - Give me any options,
esprit-0uvert: A - If I’m in love.B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.E - How many holes I have in my ears.F - Give me any options, like ‘hot
ainsleyhayess: i haven’t seen anything on tumblr about this yet - hospitals in Peshawar badly need O negative blood donations. i’m sure people there already know this, but i’m putting it out there just in case some don’t, with the phone number
snorlaxatives: xmonkeysniper: snorlaxatives: my phone dies so fast i can’t even think of an analogy to compare it to it just dies so fast Quicker than Simbas father in the Lion King Movie how dare you
naughtyfuckdolls: the-nerd-from-uncle: naughtyfuckdolls: Lick it nowLick your phone / computer screenLet me feel your tongue lashing my holes 👅 👅 👅 Mmmm this feels so good @the-nerd-from-uncle Go deeper in my holes…mmm … that’s it-
kgt68wm6: So I lost a bet at our going away party and had to get in this position on the couch in front of about 15 of our friends lol….my friend sent me the pic he took on his phone so I could have it 😜
forgetmenotred: You and your mother have been awake talking and eating breakfast till your mother says. “Go get your sister it’s 11:00am and she’s still in here room. I bet it’s that New cell phone we got her.” You groan but get up and walk
iandmyfamily: My sister just texted me this pic. I’m pretty sure it was meant for her boyfriend since our names are very similar and right next to each other in her contacts. She did have a nice ass and pussy, though…so I saved it to my phone and
bikinithonglover: Things have finally settled down so that means more sexy pictures for you all! I’m still figuring a few things out though. New apartment, new camera phone, new undies, new me… It’s a lot, but it will be better in the end. Handsome
A - If I’m in love.B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.E - How many holes I have in my ears.F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’G -
somethingkindofstrange: THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER. AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
mikeymacks: I couldn’t stay away from my favorite gal :DHoping to use her in an animation soon.This could make a good lock screen for my phone…P.S. - It looks like the transparency might be messed up when you view it outside of your dashboard. Here
nogreaterglory: lezbromance: Ask me :) A - If I’m in love.B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.E - How many holes I have in my ears.F - Give
timpossible-purgatory: A Trip in the wilderness (Update 52/2015)Okay. I tried to do a less lazy lightning this time. Meaning I’ve tried to keep in mind what sources of light are there. The sun obviously and that phone. I hope it’s a bit less boring
pantilessgals: upsmoments: waiting in the supermarket car park to your friend out while listening to music with the phone in hand … It Pays Grocery shopping just got a lot more interesting
upsmoments: waiting in the supermarket car park to your friend out while listening to music with the phone in hand … It Pays
crow–teeth: slimyswampghost: “Someone left a phone with a busted screen in a road-stop toilet stall. I’d pulled in while driving home after making a delivery and i needed coffee. This photo was the only thing on it.” me n the boys out for a
pleasepresstart: hahaaaa enjoy my surprised squeak when I noticed and a hella confused orgasm. Also I accidentally knocked the box holding up my phone in the confusion.. Look, it didn’t smell like pee but tbh I reckon it’s just very diluted pee.
sallysparrowtimetravels replied to your post:sallysparrowtimetravels replied to your post “A…I don’t know why it said my photos. I could have sworn I put in more photos. Grrrrr. Stupid phone. That sounds so great! So cute. <3[ Psssh, it’s
nemesisprime909: Right, since net is down, I’m going to try using the phone. This pic will be the last personal art i post in 2014. For the rest of the year i will be posting comms or a set. It’s been an interesting year to say the least and it time
heartbreakr0llins: perversionsofjustice: Why does Seth always look like he’s got a fucking flashlight crammed in his front pocket? Sorry I just had to say it out loud…it’s been building up for a while I’m sure that’s his cell phone lmao
biggtoppdadd: ckingsboy: He told me to take a selfie with His cock in my mouth so He could make it my contact picture in His phone. Now whenever He wants to fuck, He texts me this picture Such a fucking slut for his Alpha Stud now!
queerlydope: s-ilenceyourfear: Put a letter in my ask. A - If I’m in love. B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was. C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed. D - If I have a preference for boys or girls. E - How many holes I have
fractionatedwriter:On my kneesMy phone buzzed. It was one of my favorite notifications to get as of late. It was him back again to empty my mind. To turn me in to his brainless toy. Lately I feel like my mind automatically starts to go fuzzy when he
macmilf4: It’s Panty Wednesday! And since I don’t have a phone, here is a panty pic from when I started my blog in October. Send me your pictures of yourself in cute panties girls!!!
smalltownfuncouple: sexygirlwholifts: I just noticed that I hold this boob in a lot of my pics. Weird. Maybe it’s my favorite? 😉😊😄 Have a great weekend sexy ass!!💋💋💋💋 lol I always favor one also I think it’s for the phone
writingfish: trxyesweater: mordecai-put-your-phone-away: THIS IS A VIRUS BLOG IF YOU GET ANY OF THESE IN YOUR INBOX WITH THIS OR SIMILAR MESSAGES WITH THIS PROFILE PICTURE, DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY DO NOT CLICK ON THAT BLOG IT’S DANGEROUS. SIGNAL BOOST
timzrockin: i was out in the park this morning when some nigga in some grey sweat pants was walking by i notice his dick just swinging so of course i looked and couldn’t stop staring at it. then i get this airdrop text on my phone. i nearly lost my
sabeedraws: “The truth is, Sam and I could move in together”my piece for @tfatwszine from last year, that I’m really in love with; I’ve had this as my phone wallpaper ever since haha so I had to share it eventually!
mysexysisters69: ACTUAL VIDEO OF MY SISTER!!! I found this in her phone of her tryna fit a bbc in her ass and cant tell you how many times i came to it
