patronus
NSFW Tumblr
find patronus on porn pin board
patronus clips
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: sanattafrank: pokeslytherinandy: I just realized the Five Stages of Grief (Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance) spell out DABDA and I feel like this is Important Information sometimes you just need to DAB DA
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: Concept: a dragon that tries to sleep on top of it’s friends and family every night bc they’re it’s greatest treasure where r the rest of the notes, this is Important
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: shiddi: why the hell are we still on this stupid website not straight enough for facebook & too ugly for instagram Why is this right though?
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fireheartedkaratepup: scyphozoic: rubyfruitjumble: teach a man to fish and he’ll forget who you are and then he’ll see you in a bar a month later and he’ll try to seduce you by telling you things he assumes you don’t
bitchyblue: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: shiddi: why the hell are we still on this stupid website not straight enough for facebook & too ugly for instagram
actingdownstage: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: hey remember in 2016 when clown attack panic was a thing? and 2 years later it’s managed to leave no lasting indent in the American psyche, how does that work
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: maxiesatanofficial: maxiesatanofficial: for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,”
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: there is no final version of yourself. we never stop growing or changing, nor should we. stop beating yourself up for not being ‘there’ yet.
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: congalineofdurin: congalineofdurin: Hi the way people raise boy and girl children differently is DISGUSTING, I just learned that my mtf friend has never been bought a stuffed animal ONCE in her entire life???? this princess
thestoryteller23: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: andy-the-anon: crystalzelda: ai-yo: marzipanandminutiae: brinigi: overlypolitebisexual: overlypolitebisexual: “why can’t female heroes kick arse in heels” because it’s not practical and
teaspellsandsecrets: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns This is one of my favorite posts on this website
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: apparently maps have been interacting with my posts? so i feel the need to officially clarify: PEDOPHILES/’MAPS’ ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. THEY ARE NOT WELCOME ON MY BLOG. THEY ARE NOT WELCOME ON MY POSTS. THEY ARE NOT WELCOME
moniquill: goys2men: awhiffofcavendish: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fightthemane: hostagesandsnacks: childrentalking: itwashotwestayedinthewater: fabledquill: killerchickadee: intheheatherbright: intheheatherbright: Costume. Chitons. Marjorie
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:what an incredibly valuable addition to my vocabulary
artium patronus
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: if u like big tiddies u gotta be down w/ stretch marks, thems the rules
therevforev: my-patronus-is-a-winchester: tennants-hair: NO, GOD DAMN IT, NO. I WAS SETTLED WITH THE FACT THAT HIS EYES WERE GREEN. CANDY APPLE GREEN, FANFICTION GREEN, THE GREENEST GREEN TO EVER GREEN. BUT THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, WAS IT? NOPE, NOW THEY’RE
my-patronus-is-your-mom: sexlovemarijuana: lovelyom: Use a lemon, orange or a grapefruit to start your seedlings. Plant the entire thing in the ground and the peels will compost directly into the soil to nourish the plants as they grow. This is so
my-patronus-is-a-computer: my brother mentioned today that he wondered if there was a certain time he had never seen on a clock like what if you go you entire life and just happen to never see 7:12
mugglebornheadcanon: 1737. A Canadian muggleborn transfer student being all small and shy and cute and everyone expects her patronus to be like a kitten or something but then this MOOSE THE SIZE OF A CAR ERUPTS OUT.
liquidglue: my-patronus-is-a-computer: my brother mentioned today that he wondered if there was a certain time he had never seen on a clock like what if you go you entire life and just happen to never see 7:12 I have never seen 69:00 and im upset
darkknightsrevenge: A muggleborn in DADA class casting their first patronus and it’s a full size velociraptor. The Wizards in the class are like what the actual fuck is that and the other muggleborns cheering and singing the Jurassic Park theme.
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: We were raised in, and exist in, a racist society. Under these conditions: racism isn’t something you simply abstain from. Racism is something you must actively unlearn.
evanedinger: Wow. Such patronus
sweetsweetoilsee: I wonder what my Patronus would be…
pudgy-patronus:I’m kind of a nerd guys. Ignore the marks on my booty from laying on the blanket 🙊
dunesihaya: Michael Sheen is my patronus. Don’t try to convince me otherwise. That mustache was carved by engineers of the universe.
0ce4n-g0d: The Patronus 2 by Nikita Gill
goodgrlgonebad: oh-gurl66: instructor144: agrownupgeekgirl: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: pure-bastard-extract: marsupials-of-mars: yayroos: For everyone’s information: The plan for the 17th, when the adult content ban comes in, is to protest.
mstrkrftz: Patronus: A New Dawn by Nikita Gill
mephrum: beachfox: 9d6problems: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: hi-def-doritos: author: so in this world there are immortal fire-breathing dragons everybody: cool! author: also half the army is female everybody: um, isn’t that a bit unrealistic? :/
firewhisky: Expecto Patronum: Conjures an incarnation of the caster’s innermost positive feelings, such as joy or hope, known as a Patronus.
galliferyantimelady: my-patronus-is-a-winchester: we-wouldnt-last-two-days: Aight who the fuck sold their soul for the Harry Potter spin off A+ gif use
tyleroakley: She’s my patronus.
tarradash: sparkylurkdragon: cerastes: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: tropiyas: “i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text
modularfox: such patronus wow
buzzfeed: A patronus we can all relate to.
