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thebeardedguyy:conjure-patronus-charm: Let’s get lost at sea Still my favorite photo of me!
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:my understanding of history & politics has changed since i stopped asking “why did this happen?” and started asking “who benefitted from this happening?”
byzantinefox: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: the-everything-man: bog-dweller-official: cathugging: cathugging: Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their
lauren-lopez-is-my-patronus: Please enjoy this picture of a shirtless Joe Walker reading a book next to a small bunny.
sheeplock-holmes: my-patronus-is-obamas-face: beben-eleben: 20 Awesome Acts Of Celebrity Kindness I am actually crying wtf is wrong with me The last one is what got me
buzzfeed: A patronus we can all relate to.
lornacrowley:every harry potter post on here thats not a super tenuous and ill-advised political metaphor is some exhausting 3-part affair where the first part is the op being like “can you summon a patronus specifically to suck your dick lol” and
wepon: glumshoe: 2014: “Don’t refer to something as your ‘spirit animal’. Instead, why not call it your ‘patronus’ or ‘daemon’ or something that isn’t culturally appropriative?” 2017: “Fursona. It’s your goddamn fursona.”
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: rmwp: sumrallmind: sumrallmind: I’m sorry but this is a negative? Reblog if you show up, tell people that you’re gay, and nothing else. thats just what gays do the gay agenda is being the human equivalent of a
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:adulthood is a scam i want to be a crow
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: maxiesatanofficial: maxiesatanofficial: for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,”
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: as an adult who has finally been on the other side of the “oh you’ve gotten so tall” thing, let me just say when adults say this to kids we’re not being sentimental or anything, it’s just that you’ve given us
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:shaaknaa:national-shitpost-registry: phoenixyfriend:“Hyper-advanced alien can use our technology because obviously it’s basic to them” is so annoying. Like sure, you grew up around holo-screens, but are you telling me
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:bleuskais:Gokushufudou / The Way of the Househusband episode 2Subs by Blitz Fansub THIS IS WHAT LIVE ACTION ADAPTIONS SHOULD BE
fangirlsleep:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:For your viewing pleasureThis activated my fight or flight response in way I couldn’t predict.
larstenobar:querentiaa:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:i am delighted to inform you of the existence of the Rosefinch, which is a real actual bird that exists! I would like to add,, strawberry finchesThey’re dating🥰 I think anyone who’s a fan of
destispell: imagine an american going to hogwarts determined not to live up to stereotypes and they do pretty well up until they discover their patronus is a bald eagle
ranranimation:Parvati Patil with her bengal tiger patronus 🐯💥
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: *me @ the demon under my bed* scoot over i wanna cuddle
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: if u like big tiddies u gotta be down w/ stretch marks, thems the rules
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fireheartedkaratepup: scyphozoic: rubyfruitjumble: teach a man to fish and he’ll forget who you are and then he’ll see you in a bar a month later and he’ll try to seduce you by telling you things he assumes you don’t
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: remindmeofthe: siriuslyblack: You know that part in movies where the main character turns on their car radio and the song that’s playing slowly fades in and becomes the movies background music? I like that I love the
my-patronus-is-obamas-face: fuckyeah-nerdery: le-claire-de-lune: secondlina: twodefenestrate: bombaycake: rraaaarrl: “I do not hate men, Sub-mariner. I merely know I’m as good as they are.” FEMINISM: a definition Always reblog I need
my-patronus-is-a-computer: my brother mentioned today that he wondered if there was a certain time he had never seen on a clock like what if you go you entire life and just happen to never see 7:12
harrypotterconfessions: When the trio had to take turns wearing the horcrux, it enhanced all their bad thoughts and Harry couldn’t even cast a patronus. Umbridge on the other hand wore it to work to enhance her own blood staus, reveled in interrogating
multifandomchaos: my-patronus-is-a-winchester: mishasminions: SUPERNATURAL TITLE CARDS (Seasons 1-9) but whAT IF THEY DID THIS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE LAST EVER SEASON FINALE nOPE
elijellibean: terminallycapriciousfanboy: dubtalia: mathiaskohler: mommy-cuteella: angrystarfish: im gonna throw this at everyone Yes omfg You can buy them here at the Shop Cockblock! Harry Potter’s true patronus
wearethemidnightones: regulus-blacks-locket: umbrellasarecool: khal-blaine: merrinator: Things I will forever be upset about: 1. I don’t know what my Patronus is 2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me 3. I don’t know what I’d
queerdemigod: chickenspookspecial: no but seriously imagine being a muggleborn wizard at hogwarts and then when you learn to conjure your patronus it turns out to be a pikachu #and everyone’s like ‘ooooh what sort of magical creature is this’
intotrekness: fandomsubtexteverywhere: merrinator: Things I will forever be upset about: 1. I don’t know what my Patronus is 2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me 3. I kinda wanna know what my boggart would take shape as 4. wHAT
cubstearns: geekswillinheritthearth: collidewiththeissues: How The Grinch Stole Christmas. More like How the Grinch is the most relatable character ever. The Grinch is my patronus.
my-patronus-is-a-computer: there’s no such thing as a stupid reason not to kill yourself. your school sells cookies on thursdays? your favorite band is coming out with a new album? you’re still saving up for that tattoo? there’s still five sodas
luckyandbad: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: aph-shy: spirits-of-kin: suaimhneas-peace: saisai-chan: imagine being able to read lips and reading the lips of someone who’s lip-sinking a song, except they don’t know the lyrics at all so they’re
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:taika waititi really said “Blackbeard but make him a dilf in leather pants” and we all agreed unanimously and without hesitation
thirty-helens: I’ve been watching the robot cat show and it’s very good and Allura is good.(twooter)(henti foundling)(patronus)
modularfox: such patronus wow
o-sakakakakaka: Had to draw the patronus in an ugly holiday sweater
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:what an incredibly valuable addition to my vocabulary
my-patronus-is-a-winchester: we-wouldnt-last-two-days: Aight who the fuck sold their soul for the Harry Potter spin off
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: thelibrarina: kingcuniculus: Emily Carroll I reblog this every time I see it, because the part that makes this so horrific to me, is that the room is a direct callback to Goodnight Moon. It takes this memory of safety and
professionalwritingnerd:xiofcrows:thecrystallinecryptid:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:“we don’t talk about Bruno” *entire family immediately proceeds to deliver an itemized list of every single grievance and grudge they’ve been holding against Bruno
My Patronus Is A Serpent
niiv:My patronus!
vikingofficial: vikingofficial: vikingofficial: My patronus is just a really chunky raccoon. Just a big, fat little bro. Just an absolute unit. “EXPECTO PATRONUM-”
bootyliciouswinchesters: stilldeansangel: 221b-stark-tower: all-hail-the-daleks: expecting-a-patronus: gabrielesque: wendigo-: jonsonocklos: deanskraken: lillithwithdiamonds: deanskraken: thedoctormakesyoubetter: ivegotthekielbasayouordered:
manatee-patronus: vivelafat: sleepyassassin: haytham-senpai: ikenbot: cultural appropriation 101 Seriously guys, wearing a war bonnet without having to suffer blood, sweat and tears for it is so disrespectful to all the servicemen who
dargonpoop: Teddy Lupin casting a patronus and everyone starts freaking out bc hOLY SHIT IS THAT A WEREWOLF but the only thing Teddy feels is the comfort of knowing that his father is still there, protecting him
charlesoberonn: condesces: remus lupin’s patronus is a wolf are you SHITTING me like can you imagine him doing it for the first time and finally succeeding and it’s a fucking wolf and all his classmates are like “oh that’s cool” and meanwhile
vixyish: plumpfrostingprince: Muggleborn Headcanon #1737: “A Canadian muggleborn transfer student being all small and shy and cute and everyone expects her patronus to be like a kitten or something but then this MOOSE THE SIZE OF A CAR ERUPTS OUT.”Doin’
useyourwandbro: nicejewishqueer: It’s possible that the most important part of Harry Potter, the entirety of the series, is in PoA when Harry realizes that no one is coming to save him, that it wasn’t his father he saw casting the patronus and sending
