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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: wutheringdyke: megagrandstudentjellyfish: wutheringdyke: Do you wanna hear one of the funniest fucken stories? Pls do tell So in my town there is this emo satanist community and at some point a really influential emo
abbelbabbel: pelkoja: the official tumblr outfit onceler hat gaudiest-patronuses shirt that is actually for sale dr who pants that are actually for sale no shoes but without shoes, how will people compliment your shoelaces Instead of shoes, you glue
bardificer:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:For your viewing pleasureI don’t what kind of fucking vibe this has but it is nice and chaotic.
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: hachama: seandotpolitics: Okay. That was the one. That did it. Here come the tears. This is the one that did me in: “She was ours, she did her best, she stayed as long as she could.” Register now to vote Trump out
ashe-is-here:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:veeaziel:every day i am percieved™️There is a reason for this though!The original tweet summarizes it pretty well. Fanfic tends to be popular among certain types of neurodivergent people (aka people most likely
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: vampires getting annoyed when commonplace items they want to buy are suddenly considered antiques. vampires pissy about having to go to flea markets to hunt down items they used to be able to buy new“what do you mean they
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:memewhore:apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????“Person going to work on a windy day" “Woman who’s
countesspetofi:bardificer:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:For your viewing pleasureI don’t what kind of fucking vibe this has but it is nice and chaotic. It’s the old switcheroo!
curtus-patronus: ☩– PUELLA MAGI MADOKA MAGICA ‘ The Different Story Quintet ‘
the44thpilot: cmnedark: led-sbian: my-patronus-is-a-computer: there’s no such thing as a stupid reason not to kill yourself. your school sells cookies on thursdays? your favorite band is coming out with a new album? you’re still saving up for
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: sanattafrank: pokeslytherinandy: I just realized the Five Stages of Grief (Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance) spell out DABDA and I feel like this is Important Information sometimes you just need to DAB DA
thatsadifferentstory: A patronus, Harry tells Hermione, is acing a test and the warmth of a butterbeer between your hands. It is your friends holding you when you fall, and Ron’s sparkling eyes when you whisper hi. And there’s an otter, swimming,
rabbittiddy: maha-pambata-is-my-patronus: spawkward: conservatarian-megaman: politicallyincorrectpug: rock10zxa: milesfromwingstotail: anothersleepysheepie: daysofmyown: safety-officer-barto: badsciencejokes: There’s a fine line between a
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:i personally prefer slightly less accuracy in my newsfeed
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: pervocracy: Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes. Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: reminder the monica lewinsky was only 21 and a fucking intern when she met bill clinton–the much older goddamn president of the fucking united states, her personal hero. and america responded by making her the object of
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: welcome to high fantasy land, where there are 382 species of elves but no black characters
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: ganymedesrocks: king-without-a-castle: Gustave Courbet - L'uomo con la cintura di cuoio, 1845-1846 Jean Désiré Gustave Courbet (1819-1877), better known as Gustave Courbet, was a controversial French painter, who bridged
pukicho: buckylovesnat: pukicho: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: pukicho: Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed. no This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage word* I want nothing more
trashfirefallon: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: i laughed while doing a shot there’s tequila in my eyes Is that a Lorde song?
trashfirefallon: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: hell is a super walmart heaven is a super target purgatory is ikea you’ve clearly never been to H-E-B
trashfirefallon: kinggeorge3rd: trashfirefallon: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: trashfirefallon: So I have an art degree and I’m working on the mortuary science degree. I think I’m gonna go for theater after because I get paid by the VA to go to
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: afloweroutofstone: blackblocberniebros: afloweroutofstone: “Fight Club” is a very good movie for the opposite reason a lot of it’s fans think it is Can someone tell me what messages the plebs are supposedly getting
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: Concept: a dragon that tries to sleep on top of it’s friends and family every night bc they’re it’s greatest treasure where r the rest of the notes, this is Important
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:Well I’m a millennial so my retirement plan is societal collapse
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fightthemane: hostagesandsnacks: childrentalking: itwashotwestayedinthewater: fabledquill: killerchickadee: intheheatherbright: intheheatherbright: Costume. Chitons. Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things
trashfirefallon: @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses uuuuh a screenshot of a tweet with a screenshot of your post
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: remindmeofthe: siriuslyblack: You know that part in movies where the main character turns on their car radio and the song that’s playing slowly fades in and becomes the movies background music? I like that I love the
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: If you’re not willing to snort my ashes then what kind of friend are you
wasteposts: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: you don’t get to choose your theme song, your theme song is assigned to you by a cruel uncaring fate New ask game. What’s my theme song?
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:shoutout to local benign dumbasses who don’t have their shit together but also don’t do anyone any real harm
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: slavicafire: see, the thing is that you can be edgy and dramatic and an absolutely dark macabre-loving bones-hoarding bastard and not be an asshole nothing’s stopping you from being all that and a caring person overflowing
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies
hydok: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: the-everything-man: bog-dweller-official: cathugging: cathugging: Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important
trashfirefallon: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry. I turn into a whiny dumbass. kin
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: @trashfirefallon submitted: I made you a graphic based on my predictive text the absolute pinnacle of Technology and Art. Outstanding!
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: conservative politics are built on the idea that people have to ‘earn’ the right not to suffer
trashfirefallon: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: if when one of you finally gets a tattoo based on my blog content, be sure to let me know listen, I have a penguin on my ankle as a joke, the millennium falcon because I wanted to bone han solo, a skeleton
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: Aside from all the other reasons it’s gross, humor that’s based on degrading women and minorities is plain lazy. If you can’t make people laugh without punching down, you’re just not funny. Just be kind and weird.
trashfirefallon:drew @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses as a quick warm up today. Love this foul mouthed crypid.
limlys: squeeful: srvfan17: spidey-pal: perpetualmaelstrom: green-gay13: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying killer on the phone with a character: i’m in
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: thegayestofagendas: Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr. i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: *examines my nipples* i’m sorry but this content has been flagged
gaymerlvl-pharmercy: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: ‘Frankenstein was the doctor’ first of all that little bitch was a college dropout so don’t you ‘doctor’ me Frankenstein was the graverobber
closetgremlns: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: insistent reminder to TAKE YOUR MEDS, it’s easy to get off track over the holidays <3go set an alarm reminder ok love? This reminded me to have “the meds” conversation with my mom again
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: i feel like these 3 would have a lot of trash talking to share if they ever got together for a boy’s night
regurgitation-imminent: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: afloweroutofstone: socialistexan: Europeans: “I don’t understand you Americans, if your working conditions, wages, and social safety net are so bad, why do you not simply unionize or strike?”
justanothercalamity: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: Excellent Reasons to give pets Boring Human Names: 1. To see how long it takes co-workers to realize you’re talking about a pet and not a significant other (“Dave and I were watching a movie in bed
cake-patronus: bob-belcher: YOU MISSED THIS PART THO
tparadox: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: calm down edgelords, the whole point of society is that it’s not survival of the fittest. literally the point is that we’re leveraging our collective strengths to lead to better outcomes for everyone. we’ve
byzantinefox: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: the-everything-man: bog-dweller-official: cathugging: cathugging: Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:Heads up! Apparently conservatives are spreading a lot of misinformation about Kamala Harris, purposely portraying her track record as less progressive than it is (particularly regarding marijuana and lgbtqa+ rights) in an
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:only 2 genders: whether you would or would not crawl through a door that shimmers mysteriously into existence one rainy evening in a dark corner of your bedroom and also there is carnival music humming in faintly from the other
