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robotsandramblings: robotsandramblings: the definition of a Patronus says it takes the shape of an animal but i’m 2000% sure that mine would be Optimus Prime like he is legit the perfect Patronus need a protector? Optimus Prime happy thoughts? Optimus
aphony-cree: sp8b8: class-isnt-the-only-oppression: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: Happy Pride Month Eleanor Roosevelt was queer, the Little Mermaid is a gay love story, James Dean liked men, Emily Dickinson was a lesbian,
shodaw: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fewer bisexuals who are suave and seductive more bisexuals who are incredibly awkward around their same-sex crushes b/c they were never taught how to flirt in gay every bisexual who
homoquartz: molothoo: crazy-middle-class-asian: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: robotsandfrippary: 99laundry: gogomrbrown: I learned in a Latin Studies class (with a chill white dude professor) that when the Europeans first
nunsnroses: I bet my patronus would be a harp seal can you imagine. what do you even do if your patronus is a seal. all the stags and jack russel terriers and horses charge at the dementors and then yours just appears and hello friend no more sadness
pixieturtle: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fewer bisexuals who are suave and seductive more bisexuals who are incredibly awkward around their same-sex crushes b/c they were never taught how to flirt in gay post cancelled,
gallifreyanwriter: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: aejnn: what if you put a fucking alexa dot in a furby and ur like hey alexa play despacito and the furby opened its beak and despacito just started playing you’re a monster
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: vampire conspiracy theories, go! absolutely superb
biggest-gaudiest-fish: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: theawkwardchimera: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: sweet fuck vampires are pale b/c they’re anemic Did you only just realize this? They also suck blood because they cant get vitamin d from sun exposure.
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: glumshoe: why do ghosts and demons respond to fake Latin chanting? because they don’t speak Latin either they just go along with it because they have social anxiety
tyrannosaurus-rex: mineyoung-churyuu: hubriscomplex: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: 8ddict: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: captainlordauditor: some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes
passionpeachy: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: starklightt: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: i always imagined kiwi birds as the size of kiwi fruit and i was so wrong wait how big are they then closer to pumpkins that dog looks fucked I love him
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: vorbits: vorbits: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: *someone posts selfie* wow they’re kinda attracti— *remembers teenagers are on this site* *checks op’s bio, they’re a minor* what a sweet kid…a cute bean… you
Look at it’s adorable little paws!!! :D
weasleysrbloodtraitorsnotfriends: siriusly-remusx: amarguerite: I forgot that Minerva McGonagall’s Patronus was HERSELF. Only McGonagall can protect McGonagall. 3 PATRONUSES
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: salazar-slanderin: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: off to therapy, you guys want anything? For you to feel secure in your mental health, and if not secure at least hopeful and confident that you’re making the right decisions
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: ruinedchildhood: Noir Princesses by Astor Alexander ok we gotta come up with writing prompts for these: 1. After her magnate father’s untimely demise, Ella, recently jilted by her very own prince
extremelybears: bloodmoses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: rincentvanuggh: im-queer-and-thats-all-i-know: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: The wizard of Oz’s entire solution to having a political rival in the West was ‘oh I’ll just send this random
pixelenchanter: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: panicatthe21falloutromance: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: the only valid corporate twitter account is merriam-webster And sparknotes. Don’t forget sparknotes. give us some sparknotes screenshots then
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: the only valid corporate twitter account is merriam-webster
hippieful: daisyshanti: cosmic-child: havocados: this post is my patronus I love whoever did this oh my god my patronus
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:there are so many types of history nerds and i love that for yall i don’t just mean what their favorite time period & subject is. i mean you can tell so much about a person based on how they
harrypotterconfessions: I think it would have been really cool if Harry’s patronus was a fawn because his dad’s was a stag and his mom’s was a doe. Then their patronuses would have been a little family.
mysticalpen-blog: “James’ Patronus is a stag, and Lily’s is a doe. Is that a coincidence?” “No, the Patronus often mutates to take the image of the love of one’s life because they so often become the ‘happy thought’ that generates
gorps: burn-away-the-flags–begin-again: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: analaskanbullworm: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: Friendly reminder not to remove knives from stab wounds What if I’m ready to immediately cauterize the wound? oh that’s
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:freohrweohnatakausta:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:The tv shows I watched as a kid strongly led me to believe I’d have an arch nemesis by now Your arch nemesis is yourself.The tv shows I watched as a kid led me to believe
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: ‘cannibalize the rich’ is a legitimate political platform i know this was a post advocating cannibalism but merlin’s beard i just witnessed a murder
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: ceekari: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: imagine thinking nail polish is a gendered thing. unnecessary shiny adornment has no gender, if anything it’s more crow than human we all have these little fingertip shields but it’s
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: me, late 20s, discovering i love to cook, and have neck pain: holy shit i’m going to turn into a person who does yoga me, buying paper napkins and eyebanging a herb garden: i’m having an identity
jewishbookwyrm: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: myrddraaleatsyellowsnow: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: for whatever reason, you suddenly gain godlike powers of control over the universe. what’s the first thing you do? i straight up get rid of carbon.
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: randomyounglady: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: vampire headcanons? Yes I hate this hellsite
evil-piece-of-demonic-pie: helpimtrappedirl: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: posolman3: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: jesus on the cross w/ a six pack Gaud just shut the fuck up ok just don’t even speak just don’t do anything just shut up oh my
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: literally obsessed w/ this photo of a diver hugging a moray eel humans are so stupid, please stop hugging the eel
quaidpoppinjack: ineffably-effable: bemusedlybespectacled: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fan-grell-411: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: the phantom of the opera and the hunchback of notre dame? opposite ends of same spectrum And beauty and beast
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: flusteredpolecat: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: 200,000 years and human societies still haven’t figured out how to deal with sexuality. c’mon people, you’re embarrassing us in front of the other mammals homosexuality
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: why are birds so cursed A Non-Comprehensive List of Birds That Piss Me Off 1. Dracula Parrot. This thing pisses me off like, a bunch 2. King Vulture. the felted craft project equivalent of a
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: definetelynotdepressed: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: “teenagers who are home alone throw parties” you dumb shit muppets have you never seen the Home Alone movies or even met a teenager??? being left home alone means
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:HUGE fan of trees growing in places they should not reasonably be able to upside down sidewaysout of a rockupside down in a freakin LAKE out of an Indiana courthouseout of ANOTHERGODDAMNTREEnone
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: redsengineer: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: if 6 months of quarantine has proved nothing, it’s shown that the dad from The Shining was a weakass lil bitch to be fair, the mansion was sentient and slowly possessing him i’ve
vaspider:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:opalescent-potato:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:actually it’s complete bullshit that humans can’t simply eat 14,000 calories in one sitting and then just not be hungry for a week. that’s a major design
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:I still get pissy every time I see an illustration likebecause THAT! IS NOT! PROPORTIONAL! That is not an accurate diagram!!!Here! Here is an actual image captured by the OSIRIS-REx spacecraft. THIS
42hrb:Because wizards don’t have cell phones and can’t drunk text I like to think that Order members would send drunk patronuses. Harry and Ron getting drunk after a particularly good day in the Auror office and Harry sending Ginny a patronus while
trashfirefallon: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: pixelated-pineapple: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: is-reggie-okay: REBLOG IF THE KOOL-AID MAN IS TOTALLY WELCOME AT YOUR FUNERAL ok but there better be some major property damage or i won’t bother to
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: analaskanbullworm: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: Friendly reminder not to remove knives from stab wounds What if I’m ready to immediately cauterize the wound? oh that’s fine then
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: ramenking25: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: turns out most indoor swings are sex swings, which is something about adulthood they do not teach you to expect Shook
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: someone clarify the difference b/t gremlins and goblins
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: aro-ace-fangirl: pwapboi: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: so in horror movies where flat tires stop people from running away…you can still drive with flat tires. it damages the tires and the wheels, and it’s not safe
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: people talk about women being ‘emotional’ and ‘overreacting,’ but you don’t see a woman making an arch-nemesis out of an albino whale and obsessively chasing it down like a lunatic
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: jacamofinane: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: hey remember in 2016 when clown attack panic was a thing? and 2 years later it’s managed to leave no lasting indent in the American psyche, how does that work bruh theres some
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: aejnn: what if you put a fucking alexa dot in a furby and ur like hey alexa play despacito and the furby opened its beak and despacito just started playing you’re a monster who doesn’t deserve
lockeyseven: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: lockeyseven: a-steamy-roll: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: in the movies people desperately trying to get rid of cursed and possessed objects, as if that crap isn’t EXTREMELY MARKETABLE *cursed doll comes
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:dumbass on main just absolute ignoramus on main
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: tumblr pro tip: before adding to a popular post, maybe double check the notes to make certain that reply hasn’t already been made in excess. what did i honestly expect
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: andloveisenough: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: hi! unpaid internships are a form of wage theft! BuT yOu GeT pAiD wItH eXpErIeNcE tHiS gEnErAtIoN iS sO uNgRaTeFuL Don’t correctly know how to express the awe and gratitude
