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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: pandora15: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: it’s 2018 please put the k back in thicc thikc you know what, I’ll take it
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: skinnyismyhome: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies Stealing is wrong You mean unpaid internships? I agree
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: madmaxthepaledragon: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: deadpool is honestly more wholesome than any of the mcu movies Explain ok so Doesn’t straightwash queer characters! this was a big one. (marvel movies have a huge
pickupthequill: ohtakudesu: ohtakudesu: inklesspen: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: people talk about women being ‘emotional’ and ‘overreacting,’ but you don’t see a woman making an arch-nemesis out of an albino
pizzafallon: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: nan0neko: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: there is no final version of yourself. we never stop growing or changing, nor should we. stop beating yourself up for not being ‘there’ yet. The final version of
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: morthils: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: OH SHIT H.P. LOVECRAFT TOTALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN INTO TENTACLE PORN Hentai Pussy Lovecraft i’m going to debone you like a fucking trout
trashfirefallon: cyrviana: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: trashfirefallon: drew @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses as a quick warm up today. Love this foul mouthed crypid. HOLY GRANOLA I’M GORGEOUS!!! Why am I getting a strong @setheverman vibe? Hoodie
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:how. fucking. Dare You ohoh thank goodness
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: I want to armagauddon but I’m shit at photoshop. would one of your followers help then my icon into you? someone photoshop the gaud face onto the patron saint of lesbians! credit to firedemon72!
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:I’d like to write a statement protesting staff’s decisions regarding the purge, but I’m not feeling super informed & i’m having trouble putting my thoughts in order. let’s write it
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: hellishues: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: otherwindow: otherwindow: Mermaids with hair over their eyes are usually from deeper waters. The sea floor has almost no light, so deep sea mermaids (few of which have functional
pixieturtle: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fewer bisexuals who are suave and seductive more bisexuals who are incredibly awkward around their same-sex crushes b/c they were never taught how to flirt in gay post cancelled,
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: kickitupanotchbug: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: livestream’s done, share screenshots if u got em You did not specify of what. and i was in no way disappointed
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: i feel like these 3 would have a lot of trash talking to share if they ever got together for a boy’s night *sebastian & iago arguing over who has it worse, babysitting headstrong royalty
silkward: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: i feel like these 3 would have a lot of trash talking to share if they ever got together for a boy’s night *sebastian & iago arguing over who has it worse, babysitting headstrong
quaidpoppinjack: ineffably-effable: bemusedlybespectacled: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fan-grell-411: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: the phantom of the opera and the hunchback of notre dame? opposite ends of same spectrum And beauty and beast
raigash: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: duck-lord-of-the-colour-spectrum: Wow you’re really gonna trap me like that, huh? biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: Good. Then stop disparaging yourself for stuff you created in the past. You were and still are
smallest-feeblest-boggart: virgomoon-caregiver: lyricwritesprose: prince-atom: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: you-cant-expect-me-to-adult: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: yes 2020 has sucked like a ravenous kirby but in november we finally get to vote
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: shadow-daughter: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: i know i sound sarcastic but i honestly in 200 million years would not have predicted that desecrating the graves of ancient microscopic organisms would unleash a curse that would
wreckitremy:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:Love the idea that the vampire community isTinyInsularLong-livedPettyThis would explain why vampires are typically portrayed as antisocial, since at any given time every vampire is in
dragonflea:pretend-i-said-something-pretty: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: pwapboi: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: Assert dominance over ghosts by jumping out at yourself from dark corners Why wait for a poltergeist to cause a ruckus? Slam your own doors.
the-haiku-bot: thee-lament:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:every time i blink my eyes it makes the tiny water-filled ring toss game in my head go whoosh this bitch and When A ring falls onto one of the spikes I get a complete
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:starting a petition to get Kristen Stewart guest starring as a vampire hunter in What We Do In The Shadows S4 #Not as a character #Just as herself the actress Kristen Stewart #Who is a vampire
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: good morning lesbians, what wisdom do you have for us today thank you lesbians
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: vampire conspiracy theories, go! absolutely superb
staravenger7285:imsotiredcanipleasegetabreak:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:Is it ok to mock teenagers for bad/mediocre writing & artwork?Good. Then stop disparaging yourself for stuff you created in the past. You were and
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: glumshoe: why do ghosts and demons respond to fake Latin chanting? because they don’t speak Latin either they just go along with it because they have social anxiety
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: vorbits: vorbits: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: *someone posts selfie* wow they’re kinda attracti— *remembers teenagers are on this site* *checks op’s bio, they’re a minor* what a sweet kid…a cute bean… you
malengold: wishem: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: maknaeseaguii: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: ego-ann-16: shittycryptids: A bluebird, but with very tiny, very buff arms in place of its wing feathers Op change your URL @wishem i am begging you
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: willer-bug: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: hey remember that time the wealthy elite were hoarding all the resources, so the working and middle classes teamed up and literally beheaded the people in charge? because i think about
my-hp-feels: weasleysrbloodtraitorsnotfriends: siriusly-remusx: amarguerite: I forgot that Minerva McGonagall’s Patronus was HERSELF. Only McGonagall can protect McGonagall. 3 PATRONUSES Like a boss
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:“why do adults always comment about how tall you’ve gotten” listen kid the last time I saw you, you were a foot shorter and not a glaring accusation of the passage of time and the
stevonnie-against-mdlb: dorcasmeadoews: accio-shitpost: the fact that your patronus can be a person is really creepy to me like imagine ron seeing hermione cast a patronus and his freckly spectral face is grinning at him from across the room? i would
mineyoung-churyuu: hubriscomplex: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: 8ddict: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: captainlordauditor: some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes I will face God and
furbearingbrick: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: codenamemaximus: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: 30-minute-memes: corn flaek it’s because reality is terrifying and our world’s dying, and our developmental years were spent in a constant state of using
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: ‘cannibalize the rich’ is a legitimate political platform i know this was a post advocating cannibalism but merlin’s beard i just witnessed a murder
spiroandthelacktones: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: starklightt: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: i always imagined kiwi birds as the size of kiwi fruit and i was so wrong wait how big are they then closer to pumpkins clumsy pumpkins
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: people talk about women being ‘emotional’ and ‘overreacting,’ but you don’t see a woman making an arch-nemesis out of an albino whale and obsessively chasing it down like a lunatic
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: The only people allowed to approach me in public are dogs obviously cats don’t need my fucking permission
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: pastelangel2688: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: the ideal body type is dumpling My partner calls me dumpling. Also calls me a steamed dumpling when I’m mad. SADHKFJKLDSFJLASFJDKFJL
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: One afternoon, a few weeks before the end of quarantine (when the vaccine is being distributed and the world is slowly opening up again) you are going to go downtown and wander around. There
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:tumblr is a weirdly unique website for reasons I don’t want to think about & can’t articulate …based on the replies i’ve decided because tumblr is a poorly run daycare, and we like that
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:trickle-down, no i want to see trickle-up economics. billionaires don’t make a single new penny until the rest of us are housed and fed and have decent healthcare Someone in the notes recommended
catvenus: soft-trans-on-tumbles: josaprcat: twinkiefairy:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would
mikkeneko:jackironsides:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:kittyplayz1cantmsg4somereason:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: sometimes I think about how brussel sprouts, cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, kale, collard greens, savoy cabbage, kohlrabi, and gai lan are
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:sentimental-snow:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:so we’re all agreed that we’re going back to circa 1990s leetspeak to fuck with the tagging system, right?No!! That isn’t accessible with screen readers, please
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:fanfic writers will consume a whole ass franchise and be like “that was fun, now i will proceed to do it better”#or worse. or weirder. or exactly the same but their blorbo is allowed
weasleysrbloodtraitorsnotfriends: siriusly-remusx: amarguerite: I forgot that Minerva McGonagall’s Patronus was HERSELF. Only McGonagall can protect McGonagall. 3 PATRONUSES
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: histrionicintrovert: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns ironically all the people
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: ceekari: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: imagine thinking nail polish is a gendered thing. unnecessary shiny adornment has no gender, if anything it’s more crow than human we all have these little fingertip shields but it’s
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: Jolene is repressed bi culture the singer is purportedly asking Jolene not to take her man but Your beauty is beyond compare/With flaming locks of auburn hair/With ivory skin and eyes of emerald
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:HUGE fan of trees growing in places they should not reasonably be able to upside down sidewaysout of a rockupside down in a freakin LAKE out of an Indiana courthouseout of ANOTHERGODDAMNTREEnone
ohcastielmycastiel: sociopath-in-the-tardis: holyfrackles: hannibal-u-lil-shit: holyfrackles: OMG NO DEAN’S PATRONUS WOULD BE A TIGER and he’d think it’s so awesome tHAT DORK The Patronus charm can only be conjured using a happy memory. You
bloodmoses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: rincentvanuggh: im-queer-and-thats-all-i-know: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: The wizard of Oz’s entire solution to having a political rival in the West was ‘oh I’ll just send this random 15 year old to
