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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:maybe if we treated teenagers with more respect, they wouldn’t be in a rush to be seen as adults @neurotypical-karen said: also a lot of the time we arent even chosing between being seen as a
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:feral-renaissance-cat:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:i think more haunted houses should have haunted clawfoot bathtubs that move and exist as separate, distinct demonically possessed entities Fun fact! Haunted bathtubs are an
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:actually since sherlock holmes is in the public domain there is nothing preventing all you fanfic writers from publishing & selling. i want someone to traditionally publish a new collection of
your-dearest-antego:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:why haven’t I heard of a movie where a woman takes her fiance home to Romania to meet her family, and it turns out her father is literally Count Dracula? Surely such a film
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:ok but the reason Caesar was stabbed was that the growing power of his cult of personality was so extreme as to be considered a threat to democracy. stabbing was the political solution they came
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:I mean i quite like my brain, i’m really very fond of it i just think it’s a design failure that i can’t pop it out of the ole skull basket every night and plug it in to recharge. travesty
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: madmaxthepaledragon: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: deadpool is honestly more wholesome than any of the mcu movies Explain ok so Doesn’t straightwash queer characters! this was a big one. (marvel movies have a huge problem
hellishues: hellishues: the10ne1yweird0: hellishues: the10ne1yweird0: angrylampshade: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: hellishues: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: otherwindow: otherwindow: Mermaids with hair over their eyes are usually from
furbearingbrick: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: codenamemaximus: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: 30-minute-memes: corn flaek it’s because reality is terrifying and our world’s dying, and our developmental years were spent in a constant state of using
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: i-will-later-regret-this: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: What is the most heterosexual thing you have ever seen? Definitely this that is incredibly heterosexual
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fewer bisexuals who are suave and seductive more bisexuals who are incredibly awkward around their same-sex crushes b/c they were never taught how to flirt in gay every bisexual who reblogged
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: Using tumblr slang around real people makes for some interesting miscommunication *points to dumpster* same energyMy poor co-worker: wat
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: aridotdash: sorrygodlol: theunvanquishedzims: Werewolves are stereotyped as ravenous monsters because the transformations burn so many calories that they’re essentially starving afterwords.
alenafreak: world-of-facts: FACT # 640 In the Harry Potter movie, Ron’s Patronus is a Jack Russell terrier, which are known to chase otters. Hermoine’s Patronus is an otter. Read More Interesting Facts Here MY HEART.
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: oasisofdragons: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: shove my ashes into a confetti cannon NO HOW BOUT A REAL CANON YOU COWARD. USE IT TO KNOCK YOUR RIVALS PUNY GRAVE DOWN new plan
thesilencedmasses: tomboy-brownies: pickupthequill: ohtakudesu: ohtakudesu: inklesspen: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: people talk about women being ‘emotional’ and ‘overreacting,’ but you don’t see a woman
chispas-and-broken-bindings: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: why are birds so cursed A Non-Comprehensive List of Birds That Piss Me Off 1. Dracula Parrot. This thing pisses me off like, a bunch 2. King Vulture. the felted
emolise: Youtubers Around Hogwarts: Patronuses are No Prob-llama(Dan & Phil, ft. Louise)Thought there needed to be a fun little back story on how Dan and Phil found their Patronuses. A lot of this is based off hilarious tags I read in my previous
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: 8ddict: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: captainlordauditor: some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes I will face God and walk backwards into Hell “I’ll
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: Hey so anyone who uses ‘do you want to end up flipping burgers’ as an example? They’re no longer allowed to purchase fast food or use any service that relies on underpaid workers making
drawlight: olofahere: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: Don’t let the world fool you: consistent kindness is the most quietly powerful thing. If you ever want to engage in villainy & undermine the social order: Be especially
systlin: miyajimosachi: thecheshirecass: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fewer bisexuals who are suave and seductive more bisexuals who are incredibly awkward around their same-sex crushes b/c they were never taught how
k3nya: queen-perfect: Hermione’s Patronus: An otter, an animal known to be in the same family as the weasel - the origin of the surname Weasley. Ron’s Patronus: A Jack Russel Terrier, known for chasing otters in deep water. omg omg hermione
homoquartz: molothoo: crazy-middle-class-asian: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: robotsandfrippary: 99laundry: gogomrbrown: I learned in a Latin Studies class (with a chill white dude professor) that when the Europeans
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: skinnyismyhome: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies Stealing is wrong You mean unpaid internships? I agree
espectro-patronus: fotos de felinos:$ acá http://espectro-patronus.tumblr.com
gorps: burn-away-the-flags–begin-again: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: analaskanbullworm: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: Friendly reminder not to remove knives from stab wounds What if I’m ready to immediately cauterize the wound? oh that’s
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: when vampires fuck up they just pretend to be dead for a century and honestly, power move waiter: enjoy your meal me: you too! me: … me: *sleeps until everyone i know is dead*
lovebeyondmeasure: accio-shitpost: every patronus hermione granger has ever produced was done with the memory of how it felt to deck malfoy right in his smug bastard face #every patronus ron weasley has ever produced was also done with the memory of
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: i-am-a-fish: hey before this app gets shut down completely does anyone wanna fuckin uhhhhh fall in love together or smth? could we start with dinner instead? maybe grab sushi? OH GOD I’M SO
bloodmoses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: rincentvanuggh: im-queer-and-thats-all-i-know: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: The wizard of Oz’s entire solution to having a political rival in the West was ‘oh I’ll just send this random 15 year old to
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:irises are bizarre alien lifeforms whose existence causes me constant distressthese are the alien spores we were warned about why oh why didn’t we listen
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:please stop normalizing pale and moody vampires. if your vampire is pale and moody it almost certainly is not receiving proper nutrition and/or enrichment! say no to depressed and sluggish vampires,
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: tonkshamsandwich: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: reminder that i’m very sweet and endearing so be nice to me or what or i’ll punch your lights out
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:SPIDER RAINlet me introduce you to a few 100% real, totally unphotoshopped photos!yep, that is REAL! spider rain EXISTS! and is a regular phenomenon! that happens and is documented! and involves
Gunnelizer : Keep Calm and Conjure a Patronus by Boy Wonder Says Joel: “A Patronus is a kind of positive force, and for the wizard who can conjure one, it works something like a shield, with the Dementor feeding on it, rather than him. In order for
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: armchair-factotum: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: We were raised in, and exist in, a racist society. Under these conditions: racism isn’t something you simply abstain from. Racism is something you must actively unlearn.
crazy-middle-class-asian: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: robotsandfrippary: 99laundry: gogomrbrown: I learned in a Latin Studies class (with a chill white dude professor) that when the Europeans first saw Aztec cities they
inejkaz: harry potter + expecto patronum Description: Conjures an incarnation of the caster’s innermost positive feelings, such as joy or hope, known as a Patronus. A Patronus is conjured as a protector, and is a weapon rather than a predator of souls:
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: the-real-todd-howard: ajanigoldmane: moxperidot: magicalgirlmindcrank: 4k-ultra: magicalgirlmindcrank: Oviposition is the only fetish with a widely recognized holiday Wait what??
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: wishem: pwapboi: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: trans-doll: the-entire-furry-fandom: hideki16seiyuu: the-entire-furry-fandom: hey give birds antlers But what if they get stuck in the trees alright but they could also
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:I hope somewhere out there is a Hogwarts kid with a giant squid patronus
my-favorite-aesthetics: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: why are birds so cursed A Non-Comprehensive List of Birds That Piss Me Off 1. Dracula Parrot. This thing pisses me off like, a bunch 2. King Vulture. the felted craft
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:My brain is installing updates, please do not unplug the chargerAll updates have been installed! Brace yourself bitches
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:mirage358:kyraneko:kyraneko: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: tell me something nice if you grow mushrooms over a toxic waste site, chemical spill, or other polluted growing medium, they will suck up the toxins into their fruiting
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:I think I will spend today upsetting people on the internetToxic by Brittney Spears is superior to anything the beatles ever wrote, and I genuinely mean that
aziraphale-is-a-cat:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:Fun fact! Saint Valentine was beheaded, and here is a photo of his supposed skull! (which is kept in a reliquary in rome because catholics are freaky that way)I can never ever
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:fun fact about me, the one and only time i tried to diet i drank a lot of water with lemon juice & cayenne pepper in it (bc of some dumb article i read online) and i came to enjoy the tangy pain
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:sweeney-tomo:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: giant clams……………………………………….are blue How blue? honestly? pretty damn blueand not just blue! some of them are green and purple apparently… this world
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: maybe….flu shots should be….FREE this year maybe vaccines…which prevent social epidemics….should be free EVERY year
cipheramnesia:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:scrollingfan:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:hey wanna see a photo of a pigeonFuck dude, I sure doheck yeah you do!!!BAM!! European turtle dove He did not have to go that hard but he did.
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: mompants: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fun fact, i can be killed but it won’t last this post radiates so much power so do i, in a nuclear way, if you try to open my ribcages
my-hp-feels: weasleysrbloodtraitorsnotfriends: siriusly-remusx: amarguerite: I forgot that Minerva McGonagall’s Patronus was HERSELF. Only McGonagall can protect McGonagall. 3 PATRONUSES Like a boss
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: cal3f: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: we only came to this site in the first place b/c we were gay and liked harry potter i actually came to this site because of onceler incest you’re just gonna say those words huh
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: salazar-slanderin: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: off to therapy, you guys want anything? For you to feel secure in your mental health, and if not secure at least hopeful and confident that you’re making the right decisions
