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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fireheartedkaratepup: scyphozoic: rubyfruitjumble: teach a man to fish and he’ll forget who you are and then he’ll see you in a bar a month later and he’ll try to seduce you by telling you things he assumes you don’t
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: shiddi: why the hell are we still on this stupid website not straight enough for facebook & too ugly for instagram
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:welcome to high fantasy land, where there are 382 species of elves but no black characters
rageomega: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: bitch-is-for-happy: you come into MY chilis, BARBECUE SAUCE ON YOUR TITTIES, and disrespect MY valentino white bag? fuck, i can’t believe you’ve done this. you’re disrespecting a FUTURE US army soldier -
morganfrederickrielly: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: if u like big tiddies u gotta be down w/ stretch marks, thems the rules if you like big booty u gotta be down w/ stretch marks, thems the rules
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: thegayestofagendas: Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr. i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement
my-patronus-isa-mokingjay: Jordan_Christopher_Jones
hearthorne: Harry Potter | patronuses
joshpeck: dieselrundolph: my-patronus-is-a-computer: my brother mentioned today that he wondered if there was a certain time he had never seen on a clock like what if you go you entire life and just happen to never see 7:12 Bruh watch a clock for
pudgy-patronus: I touched the butt!
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: whattheactualpie: dear person who aggressively stormed into the cubicle next to me and started peeing angrily: are you ok i absolutely read this as office cubicle and was trying to figure out what sort of day you had that
pudgy-patronus: I’m kind of a nerd guys. Ignore the marks on my booty from laying on the blanket 🙊
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: sauntering-vaguely-downwards: roboticsappreciationsociety: did-you-kno: ‘The Writer,’ 1 of 3 surviving automata from the 18th century, is a programmable boy that uses quill and ink to write any 40 letters of custom
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: remindmeofthe: siriuslyblack: You know that part in movies where the main character turns on their car radio and the song that’s playing slowly fades in and becomes the movies background music? I like that I love the
who-is-page: oblivionsongstress: onion-souls: spookyscaryskeletitties: tarradash: sparkylurkdragon: cerastes: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: tropiyas: “i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing
bardificer:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:For your viewing pleasureI don’t what kind of fucking vibe this has but it is nice and chaotic.
zolloc: patronus / zolloc
modularfox: such patronus wow
led-sbian: my-patronus-is-a-computer: there’s no such thing as a stupid reason not to kill yourself. your school sells cookies on thursdays? your favorite band is coming out with a new album? you’re still saving up for that tattoo? there’s still
toodrunktofindaurl: dailyhayleyatwell:A fan gives Hayley a jar filled with inspirational quotes, words that describe her, messages from other fans, and a drawing of Peggy and Angie. A note saying “YOU ARE MY PATRONUS” signed with my twitter handle
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:‘Frankenstein was the doctor’ first of all that little bitch was a college dropout so don’t you ‘doctor’ me
the44thpilot: cmnedark: led-sbian: my-patronus-is-a-computer: there’s no such thing as a stupid reason not to kill yourself. your school sells cookies on thursdays? your favorite band is coming out with a new album? you’re still saving up for
wavemotions: The Patronus 2
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:bleuskais:Gokushufudou / The Way of the Househusband episode 2Subs by Blitz Fansub THIS IS WHAT LIVE ACTION ADAPTIONS SHOULD BE
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:hedgehog-moss:I was thinking about names again today and remembered how when I was a kid my mums showed me the piece of paper on which they wrote baby name ideas before I was born, and I discovered that if I had been a boy
byzantinefox: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: the-everything-man: bog-dweller-official: cathugging: cathugging: Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: Concept: a dragon that tries to sleep on top of it’s friends and family every night bc they’re it’s greatest treasure where r the rest of the notes, this is Important @leaving-norris
madtumbleson: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: there’s a quarantine going on… no pressure but i KNOW ya’ll have WIPs
jhiaxus-soup: phibixm: jedijenkins: oblivionsongstress: onion-souls: spookyscaryskeletitties: tarradash: sparkylurkdragon: cerastes: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: tropiyas: “i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for
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mydraco: Harry Potter patronuses (x)
0ce4n-g0d: The Patronus by Nikita Gill
peter-pan-is-my-patronus: zayn-freaking-malik: Let’s talk about this, shall we? I’m 16 years old. Since the age of about 13 when i would walk down the streets at midday by myself i would sometimes get honks from guys. At the time i’d think nothing
whimsey225:serpentandlion:jk rowling said that draco’s patronus is unknown because he never learned the spell but i think it’s because he has no powerful, happy memories to use Why you play these mind games with me?
oscarswilde: delacroix: brandos: Are you willing to compromise within a relationship? [x] In which it turns out that Eartha Kitt is my Patronus. ^^ I find myself quoting this video by accident. then I realize it’s not even an accident. I love
pedertastic: donnerdont: oscarswilde: delacroix: brandos: Are you willing to compromise within a relationship? [x] In which it turns out that Eartha Kitt is my Patronus. ^^ I find myself quoting this video by accident. then I realize it’s
shitshilarious: oh hey my patronus
wepon: glumshoe: 2014: “Don’t refer to something as your ‘spirit animal’. Instead, why not call it your ‘patronus’ or ‘daemon’ or something that isn’t culturally appropriative?” 2017: “Fursona. It’s your goddamn fursona.”
helm108: iron-sunrise: This guy is still my patronus *whispers* Wrong answer
9d6problems: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: hi-def-doritos: author: so in this world there are immortal fire-breathing dragons everybody: cool! author: also half the army is female everybody: um, isn’t that a bit unrealistic? :/ author: there are
transpadfoot: wearethemidnightones: regulus-blacks-locket: umbrellasarecool: khal-blaine: merrinator: Things I will forever be upset about: 1. I don’t know what my Patronus is 2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me 3. I don’t
adulthoodisokay: my-patronus-is-a-winchester: candycanetardis: nicoleconner: The world’s countries can be arranged to form a giant chicken. oh my god The reason we’re here… Chicken So the chicken came first im deleting my blog
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: foreverravenclaw: Okay of course I’m happy that Malala got accepted to Oxford, but I really want to know more! What did she write for her personal essay- “Just google me bitches”? Did she have to do an interview and
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: wutheringdyke: megagrandstudentjellyfish: wutheringdyke: Do you wanna hear one of the funniest fucken stories? Pls do tell So in my town there is this emo satanist community and at some point a really influential emo
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:imagine thinking nail polish is a gendered thing. unnecessary shiny adornment has no gender, if anything it’s more crow than human
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: crazy concept: basic human needs such as shelter, healthcare, food, clothing, etc should be made available, adequate, and accessible to everyone regardless of their position within the social framework or their ‘contributions’
jimsharbour: mom. pop.
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: people talk about women being ‘emotional’ and ‘overreacting,’ but you don’t see a woman making an arch-nemesis out of an albino whale and obsessively chasing it down like a lunatic for 585 pages
spidey-pal: perpetualmaelstrom: green-gay13: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you
kissaubasard: zhe-lazy-fox: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: bugkeeping: met a very confused bee who thought my pants were a flower SOUND ON aw confused bee sounds like a chicken XD It is a chicken
rebellionofthecattle: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: “someone else could do it better than me” not relevant babe, no one else is gonna do it. You can’t do a mediocre job if you’re the only one doing it The tags are impeccable.
hey–its–hay: zoycitem: moonblossom: kingdomheartstrash: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: aphony-cree: sorryimnotthatkindofdoctor: aphony-cree: Saw a commercial that said “without the letters A B and O there’d be no you” It was about blood
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: i hate aspects of this site but i’m also way less insensitive, ignorant, and prejudiced because of the time i’ve spent here. i came here for humor and ended up exposed to minority voices & POVs I wasn’t even looking
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: what-even-is-thiss: just-shower-thoughts: For some reason were scared of looking into the abyss of the ocean when its only a few miles deep, but we’re completly fine looking into the nearly infite abyss of space. In fact,
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