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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:*flips through mental rolodex of fantasies* and what storyline shall we be drifting off to sleep to tonight
tparadox: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: calm down edgelords, the whole point of society is that it’s not survival of the fittest. literally the point is that we’re leveraging our collective strengths to lead to better outcomes for everyone. we’ve
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:memewhore:apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????“Person going to work on a windy day" “Woman who’s
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:bleuskais:Gokushufudou / The Way of the Househusband episode 2Subs by Blitz Fansub THIS IS WHAT LIVE ACTION ADAPTIONS SHOULD BE
tparadox:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:calm down edgelords, the whole point of society is that it’s not survival of the fittest. literally the point is that we’re leveraging our collective strengths to lead to better outcomes for everyone. we’ve
gallusrostromegalus:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:i want a gay-coded-villain-coded hero. everything about their aesthetics says that they are evil and gay, but technically speaking their behavior is never anything less than noble and helpful, albeit in
221b-hound:yellowhat-co:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:When we were children, my sister had private music lessons at her violin teacher’s house. I only visited there once, but I still remember that afternoon. The teacher had an artificial pond in her yard,
forever-crying-because-fandoms: my-patronus-is-the-face-of-boe: tracickles: undercover-moffat: amadgirlwithoutabox: eternallyfangirling: wholockrelatedurl: sherlock10knotes: seductionofdeduction: triggeringmywit: weepingangelcastiel:
sybilltrelawneys: What Harry thinks of when casting a Patronus.
certified dragon trainer: runawayjohanna: what if someone had a blue whale patronus omg like...
alluringalliteration: deesarrachi: seagreeneyes: granspooky: chickenspookspecial: no but seriously imagine being a muggleborn wizard at hogwarts and then when you learn to conjure your patronus it turns out to be a pikachu #and everyone’s like
fortylinestare: someone made a really good point in the commentary of a post once which basically boiled down to the fact that james and lily’s patronuses are complements of each other (stag / doe) as opposed to snape and lily’s (doe / doe) which
cuteanimalsandliberationtheology: alt-j: evanedinger: Wow. Such patronus it’s 2014 we really don’t need this yes we do
tobiasfunkes: #ron swanson is my patronus
queerdemigod: chickenspookspecial: no but seriously imagine being a muggleborn wizard at hogwarts and then when you learn to conjure your patronus it turns out to be a pikachu #and everyone’s like ‘ooooh what sort of magical creature is this’
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: thegayestofagendas: Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr. i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement
yeah-see-im-clever: destiel-is-superwholocked: deduction-to-seduction: an-excess-of-tennant: gryffindor-chick: destiel-is-superwholocked: Imagine Dean and Sam in the HP world surrounded by dementors and they’d have to cast the patronus charm
my-patronus-is-a-winchester: we-wouldnt-last-two-days: Aight who the fuck sold their soul for the Harry Potter spin off
221b-stark-tower: all-hail-the-daleks: expecting-a-patronus: gabrielesque: wendigo-: jonsonocklos: deanskraken: lillithwithdiamonds: deanskraken: thedoctormakesyoubetter: ivegotthekielbasayouordered: HIPSTER SHIRT. HIPSTER GLASSES. HIPSTER
my-patronus-is-a-winchester: candycanetardis: nicoleconner: The world’s countries can be arranged to form a giant chicken. oh my god The reason we’re here… Chicken So the chicken came first
idreaminwords: harrypotterconfessions: When the trio had to take turns wearing the horcrux, it enhanced all their bad thoughts and Harry couldn’t even cast a patronus. Umbridge on the other hand wore it to work to enhance her own blood staus, reveled
adulthoodisokay: my-patronus-is-a-winchester: candycanetardis: nicoleconner: The world’s countries can be arranged to form a giant chicken. oh my god The reason we’re here… Chicken So the chicken came first im deleting my blog
the44thpilot: cmnedark: led-sbian: my-patronus-is-a-computer: there’s no such thing as a stupid reason not to kill yourself. your school sells cookies on thursdays? your favorite band is coming out with a new album? you’re still saving up for
highcaloriethoughts: faceandembrace: thedailywhat: Well This Is Something You Don’t See Every Day of the Day: An owl that crashed into Sally Arnold home in Kendal, Cumbria, left a Patronus-like imprint on her window. Said Arnold: “Our first concern
faultyfox: demigodofhoolemere: i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s patronus do you guys see what i’m getting at YES
directornor4ever: drumcorpsgasm: demigodofhoolemere: i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s patronus do you guys see what i’m getting at I am Salem we are Salem
harrypotterconfessions: thatsadifferentstory: A patronus, Harry tells Hermione, is acing a test and the warmth of a butterbeer between your hands. It is your friends holding you when you fall, and Ron’s sparkling eyes when you whisper hi. And there’s
frengoxxx: My patronus
vriska-circuit: anonymiss: piggy-patronus-no-parents: losing my shit guys “meet the pyro” Oh my god what the fuck was that asdfghjkl; LOL WHAT DID I JUST WATCH
syringe: meguca: piggy-patronus-no-parents: soapsgonnasoap: ontheraggedyedge: Portal: No Escape An amazing Portal fan film. Guys did you all already see this IT CAN BE A REAL MOVIE fuck it i want this to be a real movie oh my god.. that body
lord-english-muffin: miyomo: soapsgonnasoap: zimie-stef: dancingpurge: piggy-patronus-no-parents: dontstandinthefire: portal socks portal socks :’) Kind of want tbf I would wear these all the time Gimmie! GIVE ME THAT RIGHT NOW!!!! GIVE GIVE
piggy-patronus-no-parents: backlot: The new Layton game is coming with an RPG mode made by the same company that made Mother 3. Should be fun. Rin and Len what are you doing in Professor Layton get out of there
devhalena: thegoodsonisbad: spacestepmom: piggy-patronus-no-parents: dancingpurge: “TELL ME YOU LIKED IT.” actually the fanfic she’s talking about is the punishment ^ Yeah, that explains Wheatley’s face. THIS IS FUCKING GREAT SCREAMING
ih0petheyshine: why doesn’t this website love Miranda Hart like?? she’s the queen I mean I mean lets not forget this gem she understands me oh and yeah can I get a ‘Patronus!’ over here?? queen Same girl, same my thought process exactly
my-patronus-is-a-computer: my brother mentioned today that he wondered if there was a certain time he had never seen on a clock like what if you go you entire life and just happen to never see 7:12
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: whyyoustabbedme: That’s how she looked I adore her. She poisoned their soup (she was working in the cantine and was forced to serve the occupying nazis) and ATE the same soup to proove her innocence. Then she rushed
stilldeansangel: 221b-stark-tower: all-hail-the-daleks: expecting-a-patronus: gabrielesque: wendigo-: jonsonocklos: deanskraken: lillithwithdiamonds: deanskraken: thedoctormakesyoubetter: ivegotthekielbasayouordered: HIPSTER SHIRT. HIPSTER
evanedinger: Wow. Such patronus
bjornwilde: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: juliuscaesarofficial: juliuscaesarofficial: hey you know that trope where a guy ends up being destined to do some great task that a woman spent her whole life preparing for and she must train him until he
galliferyantimelady: my-patronus-is-a-winchester: we-wouldnt-last-two-days: Aight who the fuck sold their soul for the Harry Potter spin off A+ gif use
chaos-theory-exhibit-a:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:your yearly reminder that Baby It’s Cold Outside is a song about a woman having CONSENSUAL sex, at a time when premarital sex was frowned upon. The female singer is offering up the token demurrals
elvendcrk: wearethemidnightones: regulus-blacks-locket: umbrellasarecool: khal-blaine: merrinator: Things I will forever be upset about: 1. I don’t know what my Patronus is 2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me 3. I don’t know
thirty-helens: I’ve been watching the robot cat show and it’s very good and Allura is good.(twooter)(henti foundling)(patronus)
my-patronus-is-the-face-of-boe: keldulmo: villenoire: serialkiller-obsessed: Last Words Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.” Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll
randalltrang: Kanye West’s Patronus is Kanye West.
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fightthemane: hostagesandsnacks: childrentalking: itwashotwestayedinthewater: fabledquill: killerchickadee: intheheatherbright: intheheatherbright: Costume. Chitons. Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things
thebeardedguyy: conjure-patronus-charm: Considering trimming my beard. I miss my silver hair.
thebeardedguyy: conjure-patronus-charm: Let’s get lost at sea Still my favorite photo of me!
conjure-patronus-charm: Let the chest seduce you.
glaucooma-rex:My patronus would be an otter. Or a raccoon, I’m not sure.
