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benjiscloset: can non-native american folks all agree to stop using the term “spirit animal” and replace it with the term “patronus” instead
gnollgirl: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: soft-arthropod: yet-another-mistake: dateanenbysuggest: “were you born a boy or a girl” bold of you to assume I was born at all I personally was created in a lab Just straight up spawned the notes….the
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: slavicafire: see, the thing is that you can be edgy and dramatic and an absolutely dark macabre-loving bones-hoarding bastard and not be an asshole nothing’s stopping you from being all that and a caring person overflowing
normal-horoscopes: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: congalineofdurin: congalineofdurin: Hi the way people raise boy and girl children differently is DISGUSTING, I just learned that my mtf friend has never been bought a stuffed animal ONCE in her entire
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey
the44thpilot: cmnedark: led-sbian: my-patronus-is-a-computer: there’s no such thing as a stupid reason not to kill yourself. your school sells cookies on thursdays? your favorite band is coming out with a new album? you’re still saving up for
itshogwartsbitch: Dear Mr. Potter, The Ministry has received intelligence that at 6:23 this evening you performed the Patronus Charm in the presence of a Muggle. As a clear violation of the Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery, you
My Patronus Is A Serpent
beyonslayed: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: Well I’m a millennial so my retirement plan is societal collapse sike I plan on living through the dawn of a new socialist society
larkiaquail: the-butterfly-anon: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: shiddi: why the hell are we still on this stupid website not straight enough for facebook & too ugly for instagram Not funny enough for twitter & not popular enough for Snapchat
bitchyblue: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: shiddi: why the hell are we still on this stupid website not straight enough for facebook & too ugly for instagram
modmad: delistylehardcore: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: theperksofbeingafluteplayer: when I was in 8th grade, this guy in my last class of the day leaned over to me and said “everyone thinks I’m wearing plaid shorts, but they’re really just boxers” and sure enough, upon
lostinnumberz: yachirobi: bloodlooksblackinmoonlight: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: humorstaff: Teach me how to walk so graceful like this , I could never i was gonna ask if the thong was really necessary, but then i realized it’s none of my business
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: shoutout to people going through puberty, that shit is exhausting
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: crossedquills: OH! This is the first time I’ve seen a picture for it! this is my single favorite halloween post in all of time and history
peter-pan-is-my-patronus:if you can have sex without being in a relationship then you sure as hell can be in a relationship without having sex why do some people find this so hard to believe
directornor4ever: drumcorpsgasm: demigodofhoolemere: i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s patronus do you guys see what i’m getting at I am Salem we are Salem
whimsey225:serpentandlion:jk rowling said that draco’s patronus is unknown because he never learned the spell but i think it’s because he has no powerful, happy memories to use Why you play these mind games with me?
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: *me @ the demon under my bed* scoot over i wanna cuddle
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: whyyoustabbedme: That’s how she looked I adore her. She poisoned their soup (she was working in the cantine and was forced to serve the occupying nazis) and ATE the same soup to proove her innocence. Then she rushed
wearethemidnightones: regulus-blacks-locket: umbrellasarecool: khal-blaine: merrinator: Things I will forever be upset about: 1. I don’t know what my Patronus is 2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me 3. I don’t know what I’d
fortylinestare: someone made a really good point in the commentary of a post once which basically boiled down to the fact that james and lily’s patronuses are complements of each other (stag / doe) as opposed to snape and lily’s (doe / doe) which
mugglebornheadcanon: 2112. A muggleborn student is overjoyed when their patronus turns out to be their old pet who passed away. oh my god i would not stop crying
ranranimation: Parvati Patil with her bengal tiger patronus 🐯💥 This is amazing!!!!
my-patronus-is-obamas-face: itsthatyoutubegirl: darebearlee: thescienceinforever: klaatu: Interesting child abuse poster A poster made by The Spanish organization ANAR Foundation (Aid to Children and Adolescents at Risk). They started a new street
sauntering-vaguely-downwards: kittyknowsthings: eilupt: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: sauntering-vaguely-downwards: roboticsappreciationsociety: did-you-kno: ‘The Writer,’ 1 of 3 surviving automata from the 18th century, is a programmable
theblazingoptimist: peter-pan-is-my-patronus: danthemedicman: sixpenceee: oh my god oh my GOD OH MY GOD OH GAWD NO I WASNT EXPECTING THIS chRIST AAAAGH THE REALISATION IS DAWNING ON ME
destispell: imagine an american going to hogwarts determined not to live up to stereotypes and they do pretty well up until they discover their patronus is a bald eagle
pudgy-patronus: Getting ready for the holidays! Here’s a little early present for you 💋 Merry XXXmas 😘
pudgy-patronus: I touched the butt!
pudgy-patronus:I’m kind of a nerd guys. Ignore the marks on my booty from laying on the blanket 🙊
pudgy-patronus: I’m kind of a nerd guys. Ignore the marks on my booty from laying on the blanket 🙊
swimming-with-titans: …So I saw thechosenchu and hdotk’s Hogwarts AU art andddd this happened. I hadn’t seen anyone else do it so, these are my headcanon’s for the their patronuses its so sloppy i did it at like 2 am Jean - Andalusian
my-patronus-is-a-winchester: ladyskorpia: avengers-of-the-impala: tatiana-knight: x90dontmesswithme38x: bluedogeyes: Prince charming by ladyskorpia “I found him.I found my soulmate.Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset” you don’t
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat: haymitchsemptybottle: my favorite animal my patronus
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: unpretty: paintmeahero: sylveonce: unpretty: gregorydickens: victorian-sexstache: unpretty: son-of-maglor: fiskeorn: elkian: unpretty: unpretty: dr-hollands: unpretty: i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching
221b-stark-tower: all-hail-the-daleks: expecting-a-patronus: gabrielesque: wendigo-: jonsonocklos: deanskraken: lillithwithdiamonds: deanskraken: thedoctormakesyoubetter: ivegotthekielbasayouordered: HIPSTER SHIRT. HIPSTER GLASSES. HIPSTER
kittenanarchy: pishtacos: how about instead of saying “x is my spirit animal” we say “x is my patronus” because saying something is your spirit animal is cultural appropriation #also why would you pass on a chance of using a hp reference
horsesburger: laughing-trees: carniecopter: We are not so different. I love this, we are all just occupying different forms It’s like everyone and their patronuses
demigodofhoolemere: i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s patronus do you guys see what i’m getting at
randalltrang: Kanye West’s Patronus is Kanye West.
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: beachdeath: lynseyaddario: At a cemetery in Georgia in 2016, Lucy McBath weeps over the grave of her son, Jordan Davis, who was killed by a white man at 17 years old at a gas station in Florida after being accused of playing
hearthorne: HPMEME ❖ [1/6] Spells, Magical Creatures, Potions, Objects: Patronus
adulthoodisokay: my-patronus-is-a-winchester: candycanetardis: nicoleconner: The world’s countries can be arranged to form a giant chicken. oh my god The reason we’re here… Chicken So the chicken came first im deleting my blog
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: Concept: a dragon that tries to sleep on top of it’s friends and family every night bc they’re it’s greatest treasure where r the rest of the notes, this is Important
humanwavetactics: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: humanwavetactics: amelia bedelia counts as a moegirl because she wears a maid outfit and messes up simple tasks in an endearing way i was a better, purer person before i came to this website and now you’re
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: alcoholicanarchist: charlesczerny: Jesus was a carpenter in his youþ and ðerefore his physique would not be ðat of a Twink, þanks for coming to my ted talk i agree with you but you have to stop trying to bring back the
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fightthemane: hostagesandsnacks: childrentalking: itwashotwestayedinthewater: fabledquill: killerchickadee: intheheatherbright: intheheatherbright: Costume. Chitons. Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things
vikingofficial: vikingofficial: My patronus is just a really chunky raccoon. Just a big, fat little bro. Just an absolute unit. “EXPECTO PATRONUM-”
mysteryseeker: jedijenkins: oblivionsongstress: onion-souls: spookyscaryskeletitties: tarradash: sparkylurkdragon: cerastes: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: tropiyas: “i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: what an incredibly valuable addition to my vocabulary
PANTHER PATRONUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT EAT THAT CHILD!!!!
primroseeverdeen-: forthesakeoftwo: coriscanutella: justjessxrc: BABY OTTER! (via gatekeeper) #look Frannie your patronus
you think they'll have that on the tour?
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