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homemadedarkmark: snazzy-lemon: kielara: heinousbatterwitch: birdbutts: piggy-patronus-no-parents: SO THIS IS PAINTED At first I though there was no way but omg you can see it in the hair… HOLY… i QUIT me too I GIVE UP ON ART AND LIFE FOR
darkknightsrevenge: A muggleborn in DADA class casting their first patronus and it’s a full size velociraptor. The Wizards in the class are like what the actual fuck is that and the other muggleborns cheering and singing the Jurassic Park theme.
inkskinned: Me: Harry Potter is so fun and yeah there’s plot holes but the books were so incredibly significant in my childhood I don’t think anything could shake my love of them :) Me after getting some bullshit as my patronus: okay first of all
evanedinger: Wow. Such patronus
prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The tears in Dumbledore’s eyes when seeing the doe patronus were tears of pity. What he was really trying to say with, “After all this time?” is “Dude you haven’t let it go yet?” The memory faded out before we could
my-patronus-is-obamas-face: fuckyeah-nerdery: le-claire-de-lune: secondlina: twodefenestrate: bombaycake: rraaaarrl: “I do not hate men, Sub-mariner. I merely know I’m as good as they are.” FEMINISM: a definition Always reblog I need
destispell: imagine an american going to hogwarts determined not to live up to stereotypes and they do pretty well up until they discover their patronus is a bald eagle
aquariana131: amarguerite:I forgot that Minerva McGonagall’s Patronus was HERSELF. That is some god level confidence
haiku-robot: delistylehardcore: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:I remember this one journalist who was like, ‘I’m at the point in my life where I want to be in a committed longterm relationship, but I’m busy and tired of waiting’so they systematically signed up for
lightweightkate:rainbowismymiddlename:rainbowismymiddlename:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:memewhore:apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????“Person
spokensoftly:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:Basic adulting tips you wish your parents had taught you?
inkskinned:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:I want a story where the angels didn’t fall, they jumped. they clipped their own wings, knowing their Master wouldn’t have a use or a need for them once they were damaged and less-than-holy. they could
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:sure “nuns with guns” is a fun trope but can we have more “nuns with no romantic interest in men who turn to life in a nunnery to escape patriarchal expectations in favor of a woman-centric society, and in
Ron’s Patronus is a Jack Russel Terrier, which J.K. Rowling has said to have as a pet. Jack Russel Terriers are known for their loyalty and protectiveness, and have a lively, energetic, and almost hyperactive personality. They are also particularly
sleepisfortheweak—deactivated: “Make it a powerful memory, the happiest you can remember. Allow it to fill you up… Just remember, your patronus can only protect you as long as you stay focused… think of the happiest thing you can.”
THE MAGIC BEGINS: Favorite Ship → Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks “And the meaning of Tonk’s Patronus and her mouse-colored hair, and the reason she had come running to find Dumbledore when she had heard a rumor someone had been attacked by
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman: Doctor who: YO MAMA SO FAT THE ADIPOSE CONSIDER HER A NATURAL RESOURCE Supernatural: YO MAMA SO FAT SHES STILL ALIVE ONLY CUZ AZAZEL COULDN’T PUT HER ON THE CEILING Harry Potter - YO MAMA SO FAT HER PATRONUS IS A CAKE
mugglebornheadcanon: 768. A clinically depressed muggleborn gets really excited about learning the Patronus Charm since it’s basically corporeal happiness. They use theirs to keep them company when they get to a low place.
lil-bit-ghei:serpentandlion:jk rowling said that draco’s patronus is unknown because he never learned the spell but i think it’s because he has no powerful, happy memories to use WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THAT
jeniphyer: therfbort: willie-notwilliam: yinx1: tintomatotop: yinx1: peetas-assbutt-patronus: yinx1: oh-good-life: sizvideos: Video Cutest shit ever aww Dude why was your kid absent for a week?! He had to get a haircut For a week. What the
chrishallbeck: Naps are my patronus. Patreon | Web | Twitter | Facebook | Instagram
shesdonejim: my-patronus-is-johnlock: raktajino-hot: moriartyisqueen: shesdonejim: pick up line: let’s watch star trek [rips off shirt to reveal star trek uniform] let’s boldly go [rips off Star Trek uniform to reveal chest] I am Captain James
deduction-to-seduction: halo-22: deduction-to-seduction: an-excess-of-tennant: gryffindor-chick: destiel-is-superwholocked: Imagine Dean and Sam in the HP world surrounded by dementors and they’d have to cast the patronus charm they’d probably
221b-stark-tower: all-hail-the-daleks: expecting-a-patronus: gabrielesque: wendigo-: jonsonocklos: deanskraken: lillithwithdiamonds: deanskraken: thedoctormakesyoubetter: ivegotthekielbasayouordered: HIPSTER SHIRT. HIPSTER GLASSES. HIPSTER
shipeverything: therevforev: my-patronus-is-a-winchester: tennants-hair: NO, GOD DAMN IT, NO. I WAS SETTLED WITH THE FACT THAT HIS EYES WERE GREEN. CANDY APPLE GREEN, FANFICTION GREEN, THE GREENEST GREEN TO EVER GREEN. BUT THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, WAS
my-patronus-is-a-winchester: assbutts-and-sherlocked-idjits: jensenacklesrocks: Jensen Sneaks up on Felicia Day (X) Djsenidsjndskkddkek^o^ Today’s cutest thing
my-patronus-is-a-winchester: pinkhairedtrickster: lokisherlockfan: takeallyourpictures: Behold, Empire’s top 50 sexiest men of 2013. Omg Tom looks like a turtle dude what the fuck is jensen doing at a 39 are u kidding me why does tom hiddleston
my-patronus-is-a-winchester: tennants-hair: NO, GOD DAMN IT, NO. I WAS SETTLED WITH THE FACT THAT HIS EYES WERE GREEN. CANDY APPLE GREEN, FANFICTION GREEN, THE GREENEST GREEN TO EVER GREEN. BUT THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, WAS IT? NOPE, NOW THEY’RE THE COLOUR
adulthoodisokay: my-patronus-is-a-winchester: candycanetardis: nicoleconner: The world’s countries can be arranged to form a giant chicken. oh my god The reason we’re here… Chicken So the chicken came first im deleting my blog
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: wutheringdyke: megagrandstudentjellyfish: wutheringdyke: Do you wanna hear one of the funniest fucken stories? Pls do tell So in my town there is this emo satanist community and at some point a really influential emo
aurynne: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: i wonder what people assume my current human form actually looks like New ask game: describe what you think I look like if you’ve never seen me
cake-patronus: bob-belcher: YOU MISSED THIS PART THO
noknightinarmor: goys2men: awhiffofcavendish: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fightthemane: hostagesandsnacks: childrentalking: itwashotwestayedinthewater: fabledquill: killerchickadee: intheheatherbright: intheheatherbright: Costume. Chitons.
neurotypical-karen: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: how do you respond to miscellaneous men who call you ‘sweetheart’? When I worked at a bar when at the tender age of 15, I found asking men like that to stop just makes them slither away from blame
phoebetonkins: Is it true you can produce a Patronus Charm? Yes. I’ve seen it. Blimey, Harry. I didn’t know you could do that. And he killed a basilisk, with the sword in Dumbledore’s office. It’s true. Third year, he fought off about a hundred
sauntering-vaguely-downwards: kittyknowsthings: eilupt: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: sauntering-vaguely-downwards: roboticsappreciationsociety: did-you-kno: ‘The Writer,’ 1 of 3 surviving automata from the 18th century, is a programmable
pukicho: buckylovesnat: pukicho: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: pukicho: Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed. no This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage word* I want nothing more
modmad: delistylehardcore: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other
spookyscaryskeletitties: tarradash: sparkylurkdragon: cerastes: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: tropiyas: “i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game,
multilingualengineer: mysteryseeker: jedijenkins: oblivionsongstress: onion-souls: spookyscaryskeletitties: tarradash: sparkylurkdragon: cerastes: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: tropiyas: “i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking
disenfranchisedchads: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fantheoriesandfoodporn: Fun fact! According to folklorists, all myths, fairy tales and nursery rhymes that are about some dude named Jack are talking about the same guy What this means is, that ever
silver-tongues-blog: spidey-pal: perpetualmaelstrom: green-gay13: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: thegayestofagendas: Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr. i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: remindmeofthe: siriuslyblack: You know that part in movies where the main character turns on their car radio and the song that’s playing slowly fades in and becomes the movies background music? I like that I love the
silver-tongues-blog: butches-get-smooches: knucklesandgyros: mysteryseeker: jedijenkins: oblivionsongstress: onion-souls: spookyscaryskeletitties: tarradash: sparkylurkdragon: cerastes: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: tropiyas: “i am a monument
brunhiddensmusings: disenfranchisedchads: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fantheoriesandfoodporn: Fun fact! According to folklorists, all myths, fairy tales and nursery rhymes that are about some dude named Jack are talking about the same guy What this
hatsuneteru: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: nijigendreamfever: ngl tho, it’s always entertaining when some big shit happens on this website and everyone is suddenly involved in discourse. and since it’s tumblr, it usually turns out that the person
xspiderfanx: cravingsandcrazings: kakashis-kunoichi: spidey-pal: perpetualmaelstrom: green-gay13: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying killer on the phone
firefox-official: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: when my time is up don’t bury me drag me to the forest i want foxes to feed on my corpse good news! i can feed on your corpse now
obviouslypancakes: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: i have recently learned about white lipped pythons, and now you shall too! nature’s holographic editions! they are good & excellent spaghetti hatchlings You got you a whole ass holographic python
topazastral: notanandalitebandit: hazel2468: thenameskarr-parkerkarr: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: i like how a lot of religion thought goes along the lines “we worship god bc god created us” and then there’s greek mythology where “god
randomitemdrop: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: hey did you know you could literally send 2,000 live mites to whoever you like? Item: jar containing 2,000 live predatory mites; DM is encouraged to find a creative reason why it only has 3.5 stars
theoverthinkingoctopus: tranquilbiitch: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: “First of all” I say indignantly, with absolutely no idea where i’m going with this i say “first of all” with an immense amount of confidence and then immediately forget
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:bleuskais:Gokushufudou / The Way of the Househusband episode 2Subs by Blitz Fansub THIS IS WHAT LIVE ACTION ADAPTIONS SHOULD BE
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