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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:memewhore:apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????“Person going to work on a windy day" “Woman who’s
lightweightkate:rainbowismymiddlename:rainbowismymiddlename:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:memewhore:apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????“Person
ironwoman359:cl0wn-rat:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:i am delighted to inform you of the existence of the Rosefinch, which is a real actual bird that exists! OH MY GOD…………………..PINK BIRD,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,SMALL PINK
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:Alternatives To Sleeping in CoffinsAn Illustrated Guide For Vampires1. Privacy Tent2. Antique Chinese Wedding Bed3. Victorian Box Bed4. Canopy Bed5. Full Body Wearable Blanket + Novelty Halloween Mask of Choice6. Hyperrealistic
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:what an incredibly valuable addition to my vocabulary
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: one-hell-of-a-sheep: why does oscar wilde take 150 pages to write something he could literally say in a paragraph gay
projectendo: If I were a wizard in the Harry Potter universe, my Patronus animal would be the Hedonism Bot from Futurama
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: sanattafrank: pokeslytherinandy: I just realized the Five Stages of Grief (Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance) spell out DABDA and I feel like this is Important Information sometimes you just need to DAB DA
pukicho: buckylovesnat: pukicho: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: pukicho: Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed. no This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage word* I want nothing more
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: headcanon that unlike the american red cross, vampires are grateful to receive blood donated by members of the lgbtqa+ community. In fact, due to their interest in human blood and bloodborne pathogens, the vampire community
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: thesymbolofpeace: hey boy let me get all up in your bizarre post. 10/10 would reblog again its about its about sex
pizzaback: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: theperksofbeingafluteplayer: when I was in 8th grade, this guy in my last class of the day leaned over to me and said “everyone thinks I’m wearing plaid shorts, but they’re really just boxers” and sure
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: unclefather: technically it doesn’t say you can’t eat the tomb cheese
wasteposts: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: you don’t get to choose your theme song, your theme song is assigned to you by a cruel uncaring fate New ask game. What’s my theme song?
narwhaled: mysteryseeker: jedijenkins: oblivionsongstress: onion-souls: spookyscaryskeletitties: tarradash: sparkylurkdragon: cerastes: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: tropiyas: “i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for
jenny2x4: jenny2x4: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: organized religion is my favorite example of toxic fans ruining a fandom Literally killing people over their headcanons Fan art always whitewashing the main characters Fans being like, “not only are
justgottabehonest: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: *uses ouija board to start discourse with ghosts* Me: THIS BOARD EMPTY Board: Y E E T
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: maxiesatanofficial: maxiesatanofficial: for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,”
spidey-pal: perpetualmaelstrom: green-gay13: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: whattheactualpie: dear person who aggressively stormed into the cubicle next to me and started peeing angrily: are you ok i absolutely read this as office cubicle and was trying to figure out what sort of day you had that
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: cryptovexillologist: *goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it? reblog with your spool-ruler-scissors alignment
quickenedheartbeat: space-pagan: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: Me: *is mild-to-moderately inconvenienced* Me: leaving the womb was a mistake In the words of Douglas Adams: “Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: lesbianladyeboshi: Oh my god am actually and fantastically devastated this has less than 50k notes
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: officialmysticunicorn: Ive been eating peanut mnms in hope that if a cannibal eats me and is allergic to peanuts i can get my revenge this post started out so normal
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: i-am-a-fish:do you ever go to a restaurant hold up your fork and think “wow, this fork has been in so many mouths” #one day they’ll make it illegal for me to posti can’t believe fish was single handedly responsible
neurotypical-karen: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: how do you respond to miscellaneous men who call you ‘sweetheart’? When I worked at a bar when at the tender age of 15, I found asking men like that to stop just makes them slither away from blame
hater-of-terfs: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: hater-of-terfs: queeranarchism: afraidofamericans: 37womenwieldingknives: void-slvt: void-slvt: fyi the point of fucking up your data patterns isnt to avoid suspicion. it’s to make EVERYONE suspicious.
blueberrymayhem: lillian-sunshine: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: *challenges you to a duel by slapping you with a glove but actually it’s one of those sticky hand things* I believe you’re trying to caress my cheek and am turned on by your boldness.
kyraneko:kyraneko: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: tell me something nice if you grow mushrooms over a toxic waste site, chemical spill, or other polluted growing medium, they will suck up the toxins into their fruiting bodies with such effectiveness that
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:wanna be. small mound of moss at the bottom of a japanese lake. the. only career path
tparadox: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: calm down edgelords, the whole point of society is that it’s not survival of the fittest. literally the point is that we’re leveraging our collective strengths to lead to better outcomes for everyone. we’ve
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey
dxmedstudent:theladytrickster:tomatobeans-blog:mirage358:kyraneko:kyraneko: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: tell me something nice if you grow mushrooms over a toxic waste site, chemical spill, or other polluted growing medium, they will suck up the toxins
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: someone once threatened to “put my bones in chronological order” and I think about that. a lot
stringbeanbones:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:me when the monster under the bed reaches out a clawed withered hand to stroke the foot I’ve left dangling precariously over the mattress edge: babe please u know i’m ticklish this appeared in my head and
slimygreaseboy:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:i love the strange reality of being a human person with a human brain. one time someone said something to me in a foreign language (japanese, which i do not speak) and i automatically responded in a different
somospandaspordentroyporfuera: Algunos de los personajes de Harry Potter y sus patronus *-* -Una chica invisible.
evanedinger: Wow. Such patronus
sheeplock-holmes: my-patronus-is-obamas-face: beben-eleben: 20 Awesome Acts Of Celebrity Kindness I am actually crying wtf is wrong with me The last one is what got me
kyleehenke: maries-art-blog: Soooo after @kyleehenke said she’s a BIG harry potter fan, i had to draw her patronus. oh my god
9d6problems: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: hi-def-doritos: author: so in this world there are immortal fire-breathing dragons everybody: cool! author: also half the army is female everybody: um, isn’t that a bit unrealistic? :/ author: there are
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: wutheringdyke: megagrandstudentjellyfish: wutheringdyke: Do you wanna hear one of the funniest fucken stories? Pls do tell So in my town there is this emo satanist community and at some point a really influential emo
starlight-sanders: green-gay13: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you character: alright
perpetualmaelstrom: green-gay13: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you character: alright
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: thelibrarina: kingcuniculus: Emily Carroll I reblog this every time I see it, because the part that makes this so horrific to me, is that the room is a direct callback to Goodnight Moon. It takes this memory of safety and
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:me: *reading quietly*brain: FLESHLIGHTme: it says flashlight, settle down
221b-stark-tower: all-hail-the-daleks: expecting-a-patronus: gabrielesque: wendigo-: jonsonocklos: deanskraken: lillithwithdiamonds: deanskraken: thedoctormakesyoubetter: ivegotthekielbasayouordered: HIPSTER SHIRT. HIPSTER GLASSES. HIPSTER
the44thpilot: cmnedark: led-sbian: my-patronus-is-a-computer: there’s no such thing as a stupid reason not to kill yourself. your school sells cookies on thursdays? your favorite band is coming out with a new album? you’re still saving up for
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels: maha-pambata-is-my-patronus: spawkward: conservatarian-megaman: politicallyincorrectpug: rock10zxa: milesfromwingstotail: anothersleepysheepie: daysofmyown: safety-officer-barto: badsciencejokes: There’s a
pudgehalter: the magic begins ϟ 4 - your favorite ship. ↳ And the meaning of Tonks’s Patronus and her mouse-colored hair, and the reason she had come running to find Dumbledore when she had heard a rumor someone had been attacked by Greyback, all
tomhiddles: “Ron’s Patronus is a Jack Russel Terrier, known for chasing otters; Hermione’s patronous is an otter.” (x)
the-cumming-insurrection: exploitationiscontagious: exploitationiscontagious: Petition to start using “patronus” instead of “spirit animal” because not being appropriative is pretty rad. How did this get so many notes? because harry potter
my-patronus-is-a-winchester: do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
charlesoberonn: condesces: remus lupin’s patronus is a wolf are you SHITTING me like can you imagine him doing it for the first time and finally succeeding and it’s a fucking wolf and all his classmates are like “oh that’s cool” and meanwhile
my-patronus-is-obamas-face:tadashinghamadas:Hiro mirroring his brother’s words *blowdrying eyes dry* no I’m fine
