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pudgy-patronus: It’s all about the boobs.
pudgy-patronus: Taking some fresh shots tonight. Plus going to be on chaturbate.
pudgy-patronus: Don’t tell, everyone thinks I’m so shy & innocent 😇
pudgy-patronus: Oh hey, New York weather sucks 👌 Your titties don’t!
pudgy-patronus: Oh whoops today is Saturday not #toplesstuesday (;
my-patronus-is-a-penis: sorry straight boy.
the44thpilot: cmnedark: led-sbian: my-patronus-is-a-computer: there’s no such thing as a stupid reason not to kill yourself. your school sells cookies on thursdays? your favorite band is coming out with a new album? you’re still saving up for
Anonymous asked: Each house's reaction to making a corporeal patronus for the first time?
therevforev: my-patronus-is-a-winchester: tennants-hair: NO, GOD DAMN IT, NO. I WAS SETTLED WITH THE FACT THAT HIS EYES WERE GREEN. CANDY APPLE GREEN, FANFICTION GREEN, THE GREENEST GREEN TO EVER GREEN. BUT THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, WAS IT? NOPE, NOW THEY’RE
wickedclothes: Expecto Patronum Necklace Dementors won’t dare step near you with this charm around your neck. Includes optional Hogwarts acceptance letter and your choice of animal charm to match your patronus. Sold on Etsy.
my-patronus-is-a-computer: my brother mentioned today that he wondered if there was a certain time he had never seen on a clock like what if you go you entire life and just happen to never see 7:12
youmeandnapalm: wapiti3: Stoat (Mustela erminea), also known as the short-tailed weasel, Photographer: Jan Larsson My patronus
adulthoodisokay: my-patronus-is-a-winchester: candycanetardis: nicoleconner: The world’s countries can be arranged to form a giant chicken. oh my god The reason we’re here… Chicken So the chicken came first im deleting my blog
mroutside: snowfacedgirl: piggy-patronus-no-parents: youthandfuckery: oh my god this GLaDOS cosplay is incredible GO HOME EVERYONE guh. oh damn AH<3
Octopus Patronus
pale-princess-brenna: swabbed: patronus-is-a-direwolf: laynetalks: The cast of Game of Thrones get glammed up (x) And they still look scary as fuck WOW Fucckkkk
charlesoberonn: condesces: remus lupin’s patronus is a wolf are you SHITTING me like can you imagine him doing it for the first time and finally succeeding and it’s a fucking wolf and all his classmates are like “oh that’s cool” and meanwhile
mayagoo: benjiscloset: can non-native american folks all agree to stop using the term “spirit animal” and replace it with the term “patronus” instead Or “daemon”
darkknightsrevenge: A muggleborn in DADA class casting their first patronus and it’s a full size velociraptor. The Wizards in the class are like what the actual fuck is that and the other muggleborns cheering and singing the Jurassic Park theme.
bitchyblue: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: shiddi: why the hell are we still on this stupid website not straight enough for facebook & too ugly for instagram
puppysizedelephant: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: meabhair: jenniferrpovey: Triggered by another post I didn’t want to hijack: Excalibur. In the legends, Excalibur comes out of a lake (although some versions have Excalibur as the sword in the stone,
acosmodot: moonkidash: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns This wasn’t how I thought this post was going to
my-patronus-is-a-winchester: we-wouldnt-last-two-days: Aight who the fuck sold their soul for the Harry Potter spin off
snow-monkeys: songofages: sass-and-tea: Just these. Wowow I wish she had added Dudley with a magical child. After Fred’s death, George was never able to evoke a Patronus charm again. How far are you gonna twist the blade?
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: why did humans stop wearing bullet bras? you could poke someone’s eye out with those things, bring them back
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:ok but we gotta talk more about vintage halloween costumes, we GOTTAESPECIALLY the diy ones. back before costumes were mass-manufactured, people were left to their own devices and shit got WILD.It was an absolute free-for-all.
kyraneko:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: tell me something nice if you grow mushrooms over a toxic waste site, chemical spill, or other polluted growing medium, they will suck up the toxins into their fruiting bodies with such effectiveness that they are
pandami52:dragonfire814:lightweightkate:rainbowismymiddlename:rainbowismymiddlename:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:memewhore:apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:clowns honk their noses bc that’s how they spread their Spores
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:and here’s your annual reminder that jack-o’-lanterns were a tradition irish immigrants brought to the u.s., where (widely available) pumpkins fell into use over turnips & other root vegetables(personally i
jonwithabullet-deactivated20190: Stanley is my patronus LMAO
byzantinefox: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: the-everything-man: bog-dweller-official: cathugging: cathugging: Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their
sweetsweetoilsee: I wonder what my Patronus would be…
michaeljfoxy: Dumbledore’s Army. On Patronus Day! #i’m getting emotional #because when i think about the DA #i just get all my hp feels #it’s like #it’s like the ESSENCE of the story #it’s the students banding together and being good
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:imagine thinking nail polish is a gendered thing. unnecessary shiny adornment has no gender, if anything it’s more crow than human
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: 30 years laters the phantom of the opera remains broadway’s messiest bitch
lostsometime: silver-tongues-blog: butches-get-smooches: knucklesandgyros: mysteryseeker: jedijenkins: oblivionsongstress: onion-souls: spookyscaryskeletitties: tarradash: sparkylurkdragon: cerastes: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: tropiyas:
faultyfox: demigodofhoolemere: i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s patronus do you guys see what i’m getting at
aly-cat-universe:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:raccoons should be encouraged. in what way precisely, i could not say. In their Pursuits, i would supposeI once had a raccoon walk up to me, undo the Velcro pocket on the calf of my cargo pants and steal a
foulmouthedliberty: foulmouthedliberty: In case you were wondering what Beyonce’s patronus might be
my-patronus-is-your-mother: tastefullyoffensive: (photo by mustangsarah) This is fucking precious
tarradash: sparkylurkdragon: cerastes: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: tropiyas: “i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: thegayestofagendas: Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr. i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: xkxdx: stele3: amuseoffyre: spanishskulduggery: mynamesdrstuff: enjoloras: Excellent history fact to remember; Niccolo Machiavelli and Leonardo Da Vinci, most likely at the behest of the Borgias, once conspired to
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:*flips through mental rolodex of fantasies* and what storyline shall we be drifting off to sleep to tonight
hpfansblog: wow such patronus
sleepisfortheweak—deactivated: “Make it a powerful memory, the happiest you can remember. Allow it to fill you up… Just remember, your patronus can only protect you as long as you stay focused… think of the happiest thing you can.”
prisonerfromazkaban: The Magic Begins: 20. Favourite Patronus - Stag Harry raised his head a few inches and saw an animal amidst the light galloping away across the lake… Harry watched it canter to a halt as it reached the opposite shore
taylorswift:swift-patronus:things-inbetween:boredpanda:20+ Asshole Cats Being Shamed For Their CrimesOh my god.So I did this… AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I need one for Dibbles that says ‘I kept trying to eat the fresh flowers in the house so mom had to
thirty-helens: I’ve been watching the robot cat show and it’s very good and Allura is good.(twooter)(henti foundling)(patronus)
avadakamockingjay: Luna’s patronus (requested by expectoopatronum)
my-patronus-is-obamas-face: This is brilliant
armedplatypus: dicksmcghee: nobodylovesaperfecthero: vondell-txt: the red panda is an unbelievable animal i cannot believe it graces our world MY PATRONUS Look at this cute motherfucker.He even does the kitty tongue thing.
my-patronus-is-a-winchester: do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
