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I knew this year’s Valentine’s Day comic had to be Euriarty-related, and this seemed very funny at 3 a.m.Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!~ Froggy, your admin <3
“Are you one of the boys from the cafe? Because I would let you drop me… into your bed.”
“You make me even more incredibly happy than killing human beings does.”
“If you were credit, I would take you even after John published his blog.”
“I would let you give me a hug even if I didn’t need to send and delete a text on your phone.”
“We’re not like the gravestones at Musgrave Hall. Our dates will never be wrong.”
“I hope nobody needs to say ‘Norbury’ to me when I ask you out.”
“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to slap my ‘D-notice’ on your ‘incident.’“
“Planning our dates will be easy. I know exactly where we’ll need to be picked up for lunch two weeks from now.”
“I usually make clients sit in The Chair, but you can sit on my face if you’d prefer.”
“Are you my flash drive? Because I would smash six busts of Margaret Thatcher just to get you back.”
“Are you the R in A.G.R.A.? Because you’re the rose of my world.”
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”
“You’re cooler than a dangerous breakfast.”
“How anyone could not love you is harder to figure out than how an old lady could die of hypothermia in a sauna.”
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not being long, but you’re the only one I need on it anyway.”
“Forget Victor Trevor. Next time you chain me up, a very different kind of bone is going to emerge.”
“I can’t keep my knackered, weary, old eyes off of you.”
“My dick is so huge, I make porn stars look like Faith Smith’s kitchen.”
“I would let you look in my ‘lymph nodes’ even if I wasn’t missing my limbs.”
“My love for you is so strong, not even Sherrinford could contain it.”
“Are you Victor Trevor? Because whenever I’m with you, all around me is well.”
“Forget the Thatcher busts. The only bust I’m interested in is yours.”
“Your ass is like Rosie’s rattle: If you keep throwing it in my face, I’ll keep grabbing it.”
“The Borgia Pearl is too boring for me, but I’d love to make you my Borgia girl.”
“The ‘sixteen by six’ in Eurus’s song is actually referring to the length and circumference of my penis.”
The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number of notes.I just realized I never did a photoset for this episode! #FlashbackFriday?
The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of postmortem Jim (seasons three and four), based on number of notes.
Poor Perry. First the panda and now this…Okay, this one’s totally self-indulgent and I apologize. I just finished watching Phineas and Ferb in its entirety not long ago and I have a lot of Doofenshmirtz feels. I swear the self-insert wasn’t
The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous people.
The best of Mrs. Hudson pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of Warstan pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
I… I don’t even know, you guys. It was supposed to be something cute with Rosie’s first Easter and some domestic Johnlock, but then there was a murder bunny and an infant somehow able to solve crimes and it all turned to crack. I regret nothing.Hap
“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you can have me without a word.”Based on a suggestion by @madspades.
In Eurus’s defense, Sharon from the PTA totally deserved to have her head severed and stuffed with candy.Happy Mother’s Day, all!~ Froggy, your admin
Sorry this one’s a little text-heavy. It’s a lot more fun to read if you imagine Daddy Holmes’s lines in a teenage girl voice.Happy Father’s Day to all who celebrate it! <3~ Froggy, your admin
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