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“Mary’s bullet isn’t the only thing that should have penetrated me.”Based on a suggestion by jc-cumberbatch.

“Mary’s bullet isn’t the only thing that should have penetrated me.”Based on a suggestion by jc-cumberbatch.

“Who hunts in the middle of a crowd? Me on my way to steal yo girl.”

“Who hunts in the middle of a crowd? Me on my way to steal yo girl.”

“You are more eloquent than dust.”

“You are more eloquent than dust.”

“I always choose the right pill… Tonight I think it’ll be the Little Blue Pill.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.

“I always choose the right pill… Tonight I think it’ll be the Little Blue Pill.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.

“You know how most days aren’t good days? This is a good day… because I’m with you.”

“You know how most days aren’t good days? This is a good day… because I’m with you.”

“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”

“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”

“The fandom may call me Cupid, but I need some lovin’ of my own too.”

“The fandom may call me Cupid, but I need some lovin’ of my own too.”

“Break-ins aren’t my division, but I’ll make an exception if you wanna break into my bedroom.”

“Break-ins aren’t my division, but I’ll make an exception if you wanna break into my bedroom.”

“Will you have coffee with me if I refresh my lipstick a bit?”

“Will you have coffee with me if I refresh my lipstick a bit?”

“I would let you stop my cab even if I wasn’t the serial killer you were looking for.”

“I would let you stop my cab even if I wasn’t the serial killer you were looking for.”

“Me wearing antlers is best left to the imagination, but me wearing nothing at all is a must-see.”

“Me wearing antlers is best left to the imagination, but me wearing nothing at all is a must-see.”

“Your face isn’t the only part of you I’d like to lick.”

“Your face isn’t the only part of you I’d like to lick.”

“You don’t need a fake drugs bust to get into my flat.”

“You don’t need a fake drugs bust to get into my flat.”

“I would go on a romantic getaway with you even if I had to take Flight 007.”

“I would go on a romantic getaway with you even if I had to take Flight 007.”

“Forget the giant blue air mattress… Next time you fake your death, you should jump into my bed.”

“Forget the giant blue air mattress… Next time you fake your death, you should jump into my bed.”

“The fact that I’ve always loved dancing isn’t the only thing I’ll let you in on.”

“The fact that I’ve always loved dancing isn’t the only thing I’ll let you in on.”

“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older men.”

“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older men.”

“If you meet me on the roof, a gun won’t be the only thing I put in my mouth.”

“If you meet me on the roof, a gun won’t be the only thing I put in my mouth.”

“Your beauty is indescribable… No, seriously. I got killed because I started to describe you.”

“Your beauty is indescribable… No, seriously. I got killed because I started to describe you.”

“I’m such an animal in the bedroom, you’re gonna mistake me for a Baskerville experiment.”

“I’m such an animal in the bedroom, you’re gonna mistake me for a Baskerville experiment.”

“Are you a blonde drug smuggler? Because I’d disguise myself as a monk just to see your face.”

“Are you a blonde drug smuggler? Because I’d disguise myself as a monk just to see your face.”

“Wanna get laid? And I don’t mean onto the pavement in front of Bart’s.”

“Wanna get laid? And I don’t mean onto the pavement in front of Bart’s.”

“Magnussen saw that my weakness is you.”Submitted by anonymous.

“Magnussen saw that my weakness is you.”Submitted by anonymous.

“Let’s meet at the pool where Carl Powers died… and then go skinnydipping.”

“Let’s meet at the pool where Carl Powers died… and then go skinnydipping.”

“If I said I didn’t love you, it would be a bigger lie than Connie Prince’s age.”

“If I said I didn’t love you, it would be a bigger lie than Connie Prince’s age.”

“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.”

“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.”

“I love you more than Alex Woodbridge loved astronomy.”

“I love you more than Alex Woodbridge loved astronomy.”

“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about banging something other than my tea on the table?”

“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about banging something other than my tea on the table?”

“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.”

“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.”

“I can shoot my load better than Sebastian Moran can shoot a gun.”

“I can shoot my load better than Sebastian Moran can shoot a gun.”

“Your eyes are more colorful than John’s Christmas jumper.”

“Your eyes are more colorful than John’s Christmas jumper.”

“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like you’ve brightened my day already.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like you’ve brightened my day already.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“You can’t be allowed to continue being single. You just can’t.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“You can’t be allowed to continue being single. You just can’t.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“One more miracle, for me, please… Don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“One more miracle, for me, please… Don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

Happy April Fool’s Day, followers! I hope you’re all having a blast playing harmless pranks on each other.(Sorry I didn’t get this up earlier today… I’m borrowing my aunt’s wi-fi right now because mine isn’t working… Hopefully

Happy April Fool’s Day, followers! I hope you’re all having a blast playing harmless pranks on each other.(Sorry I didn’t get this up earlier today… I’m borrowing my aunt’s wi-fi right now because mine isn’t working… Hopefully

“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll need a blanket.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll need a blanket.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“You should pop ‘round to Baker Street. Who knows? Something might jump out of my pants.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“You should pop ‘round to Baker Street. Who knows? Something might jump out of my pants.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“It’s okay– you don’t have to wear makeup or a dress to compensate for the size of your mouth and breasts.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“It’s okay– you don’t have to wear makeup or a dress to compensate for the size of your mouth and breasts.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock over your petri dish and slip my number under it.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock over your petri dish and slip my number under it.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.

“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take me with you everywhere you go.”

“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take me with you everywhere you go.”

“You’re so hot, (hot damn), you make a dragon slayer wanna retire, man.”

“You’re so hot, (hot damn), you make a dragon slayer wanna retire, man.”

“Yes, you are a pretty lady.“

“Yes, you are a pretty lady.“

“I may make you take a separate cab, but I’ll never make you take a separate bed.”

“I may make you take a separate cab, but I’ll never make you take a separate bed.”

“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations in order to get a kiss from me.”

“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations in order to get a kiss from me.”

“I’ve fallen for you more times than a Sherlock character has faked their death.”

“I’ve fallen for you more times than a Sherlock character has faked their death.”

“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s loss would.”

“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s loss would.”

“I’ve not been murdered yet, but I’ll die if you don’t love me back.”

“I’ve not been murdered yet, but I’ll die if you don’t love me back.”

“Seeing how much I love you? That wouldn’t exactly take Sherlock Holmes.”

“Seeing how much I love you? That wouldn’t exactly take Sherlock Holmes.”

“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing that gets me off.”

“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing that gets me off.”

“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but that doesn’t mean I won’t wander south when I touch you.”

“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but that doesn’t mean I won’t wander south when I touch you.”

“Don’t worry, I’m not like the cafe next door… I won’t be speedy.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.

“Don’t worry, I’m not like the cafe next door… I won’t be speedy.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.

“Unlike my coat, I just need one of you.”Submitted by anonymous.

“Unlike my coat, I just need one of you.”Submitted by anonymous.

“Richard Brook may be a lie, but my love for you is real.”

“Richard Brook may be a lie, but my love for you is real.”

“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.”

“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.”

“I’ve waited for you longer than the fandom has waited for Sebastian Moran.”

“I’ve waited for you longer than the fandom has waited for Sebastian Moran.”

“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.”

“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.”

“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping it in the fridge.”

“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping it in the fridge.”

“If you were my husband, I would never sleep with a P.E. teacher.”

“If you were my husband, I would never sleep with a P.E. teacher.”

“Are you a Baskerville Hound? Because you’ve been taking over my mind.”

“Are you a Baskerville Hound? Because you’ve been taking over my mind.”

“I would name my daughter after you even if your first name was William.”

“I would name my daughter after you even if your first name was William.”

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