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“You are really my area.”
“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham Palace.”
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but riding crops excite me.”
“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the Diogenes Club.”
“I’d go on a second date with you even if we got kidnapped by Chinese smugglers during our first.”
“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well, I think you otter be in my bed.”
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you how much fun we can have in the back seat of this car?”
“You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide assistant.”
The best of Sheriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers and analyzing dirt!”
The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Do I have any ideas of what I’d like to do to you? Eight, so far.” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“We’re so domestic, people are even shipping our mugs.”
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you like to get tangled up in my web?”
“I’d like to snuggle under a blanket with you even if we weren’t in shock.”
“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing to be your detective inspector.” Submitted (with photo) by epicnessisfoundwithin.
“I think you’re neater than poisoned children.”
“I’d Stay Alive for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Would you like to be wearing this jumper tomorrow morning?” Submitted by herbailiwick.
“I may be a blind banker, but I bet I can make you fall for me with two seconds of silence.”
“I would give you the good pill every time.”
“I can’t take my eyes off of you… No, really. I can’t. It’s for an experiment.”
“If I dress up as a museum security guard, will you let me inspect the work of art in your pants?”
“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck the police’? You must be my division.”
“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing else.”
“I’d like to conduct a Study in your Pink.”
“When I told you to take my card, I meant my V-card.”
“So, you’re a sniper? Just how good is your aim in bed?” Submitted by anonymous.
“Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop there.” Submitted by j-abberwocky.
“I like the ball that I brought to Bart’s, but I’d much rather play with your balls.”
“You had me at ‘How fresh?’” Submitted by mykittyisbeautiful.
“Let me unwrap you like this mercury-laced candy.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’m what people DO!”
“Will you be my live-in normal?”
“You had me at ‘Afghanistan or Iraq?’” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each other go out and have fun.”
“Wanna know how I suddenly became Mr. Sex?”
“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of handcuffs in a dark alley anytime.”
“I didn’t need five minutes to feel that we had a special something.”
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll do everything you tell me to.”
“I have an app that can steal anything… including your heart.”
“Forget using Anthea– I’d much rather come abduct you myself.”
“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as Mofftiss kept the Sherlockians.”
“Forget outliving four people– let me show you the most fun you can have with or without an aneurysm.”
“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel, and that’s not just the shock talking.”
“I would care if your life was at stake, even if it didn’t help save you.”
“You are far more than a seven, therefore I would leave the flat for you.”
“Mrs. Hudson, are you trying to seduce me?”
“How do you feel about Hamish for a baby name?”
“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.” Submitted by rightinthefangirl.
“You are more indispensable than my homeless network.”
“When people call me a freak, they mean in bed.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Why should you choose me? Well, I am my own least irritating officer.”
“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your face.’ Want me to prove it?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I may lower the I.Q. of the whole street, but I also raise the libidos of the whole city.”
“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking– and I’m not talking about playing the violin.” Inspired by this (source unknown).
“I would sniff your second hand smoke even if I wasn’t going through cigarette withdrawals.”
“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to. You’re the one I’m sexting.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted Anthea sexting.
“I want to grow old, retire, and study bees with you.”
“Are you holding my heart at gunpoint? Because I think I’m falling for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
