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“I would spend the night at your place even if it was a scuzz dump.”
“Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.”
“I want you Anderneath me.”
“Can I touch your Belstaff?”
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“I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.”
“Without you, my heart is as broken as Mrs. Hudson’s hip.”
“Forget mind palaces… Wanna see my mind sex dungeon?”
“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents.”
“I want you wrapped around me more tightly than my purple shirt.”
“Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’ on me?”
“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t need the space.”
“I’m a fan of yours– type B, that is.”
“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip.”
“You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.”
“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got guns, hun.”
“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing you away would kill me.”
“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing I’d like up against my wall.”
“I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.”
“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be petting.”
“People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.”
“I would love you even if you canonically did not exist yet.”
“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you.” (For those who don’t know, this is a reference to the fact that Speedy’s sells a “Sherlock Wrap” in real life.)
“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.”
“I think about Redbeard when I want to calm down, but I think about you when I want to get excited.”
“I only have earbuds for you.”
“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.”
“I would share my ‘herbal soothers’ with you.”
“I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking about deductions.”
“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to be checking out is yours.”
“When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just talking about the murder charge.”
“I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.”
“I’d watch Glee for you.” Submitted by scripturientjester.
“If you were my drug, I wouldn’t need a case to justify doing you.”
“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for you.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.”
“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.”
“Let’s adopt cats together… Hounds drive me crazy.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted by madspades.
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“Makeover queen? No, I’m the makeout queen.”
“My love for you is bigger than Henry Knight’s house.”
“I would kick my parents out if you came over.”
“I love you more than Carl Powers loved his shoes.”
“Don’t hate the dragon slayer. Hate the game.”
“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.”
“Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the Water.” [ LiveJournal / FanFiction.net / AO3 ]
“Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because I’d like to get that on text alert.”
“I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.”
“You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just met Magnussen.”
“If you think the wait in between seasons is long, just wait until you see my dick.”
“Wanna see my secret tattoo?”
“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.”
“May the problems of your future be my privilege?”
“The thought of being without you scares me more than a Baskerville Hound.”
“I would punch the chief superintendent just because he called you a weirdo.”
Bruh… Bruh, wait… I just remembered… We ain’t even American, bruh.
“I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.”
“You make me blush so much, my face is the same color as Jennifer Wilson’s wardrobe.”
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