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Happy Halloween, followers! Sorry again I had to upload this so late. (And yes, that’s a Goomba on Sherlock’s face. I was gonna do a Luigi hat, but that would have been too predictable.)
“My love for you is deeper than Sherlock’s voice.â€
“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses the battlefield.â€
“Your beauty is to die for… or at least fake die for so Moriarty’s sniper doesn’t shoot you.â€
“You’re carved into my heart like I.O.U. on an apple.â€
“I bet I can make you wetter than the fandom’s post-Reichenbach tears.â€
“Are you Jonathan Small’s belt blade? Because I want you inside of me.â€
“Your feelings for me are more obvious than the password on John’s computer.â€
“Fighting off a swordsman isn’t the only thing I’d like to do on my kitchen table.â€
“I think you look cool even when you don’t turn your coat collar up.â€
“Are you four serial suicides and a note? Because I jump for joy whenever I hear about you.â€
“Moriarty may be a spider, but I hear you’re the one who has me all over your web history.â€
“You are a work of art, with or without the Van Buren Supernova.â€
“You’re fancier than the restaurant John tried to propose to Mary in.â€
“Sherlock knows more about the solar system than you do about me… Want to fix that?â€
“I would half kill a man because he laid a finger on you.â€
“You’re hotter than Molly Hooper at a Christmas party.â€
“Are you the cabbie’s good pill? Because I’ll happily swallow for you.â€
“Will you be the experiment to my Sherlock? I want to do you in the kitchen.â€
“Is your name Irene Adler? Because I want to see you naked even though we just met.â€
“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want you inside of me with no clothes on.â€
“I want to buy you a Christmas present that matches my lipstick.â€
“Don’t leave me hanging. I’m not the mannequin in 221b.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s cooking? Because I want you inside of me.â€
“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you leave me speechless.â€
“People don’t really go to Heaven when they die. They’re taken to a special room and burned. When they actually go to Heaven is when they see your face.â€
“I would say sweet things to you even if I knew that bombs have off switches.â€
“Without you, I’m deader than a Flight 007 passenger.â€
“I like blondes… even speckled blondes.â€
“I’m sorry I keep calling you Graham. It’s because I want s’more of you.â€
“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity in his bathroom would.â€
“If I inhaled Project H.O.U.N.D. fog right now, you not loving me would be my fear hallucination.â€
“I bet I could deduce your sexual orientation even if you weren’t wearing underwear.â€
“I bet I can make you wetter than the place where Carl Powers died.â€
“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I can resist you.â€
“If you were naked in front of me, I would never tell you to put on a napkin.â€
“Will you be the Bart’s Hospital to my Sherlock? I want to be on top of you.â€
“Are you my mind palace? Because I want to kick everyone out of the room and get inside you.â€
Merry Christmas, Tumblr! If any of you want to finish that fic, I’ll reblog the best ones.
“If I was Speedy’s Cafe, I would let you eat me out any time on the house.â€Based on a suggestion by @sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah.
“The Black Lotus’s circus isn’t the only place where acrobatics will be performed tonight.â€Based on a suggestion by @sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah.
“When I said you were very ugly, I meant it in John Watson Sign Language.â€
“You make me feel higher than Sherlock overdosing on a jet.â€
“Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse isn’t the only thing that’s going to be rising tonight.â€
“Nobody has more features of interest than you.â€
“You are the crack in my lens.â€
“I may eat breakfast in The Stranger’s Room, but I certainly don’t want to be a stranger to you.â€
“This pistol isn’t the only thing I’d like on the tip of my tongue.â€
“Are you a gong? Or a touch of the dramatic? Because I could never resist you.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s grave? Because I dig you.â€
“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking wet and I’m going to end up inside you.â€
“You may not be Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse, but I’d be happy to chain you to your bed anyway.â€
“Who’s the cutest person in the room? YoOoOoOoU!â€(This one only works if you say “you†in Emelia’s voice, haha.)
“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less convincing than Hooper in a mustache.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s wedding song? Because I could never forget you.â€
“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s afraid.â€
“Are you Irene Adler? Because I’d like to keep a picture of you in my pocket watch.â€Based on a suggestion by @cat-n-claw.
“I could break every bone in your body while naming them, but right now there’s only one bone of yours I’m interested in.â€
“I may not be a corpse, but I would let you whip me even if there wasn’t a medical point to it.â€
“Suicide as street theatre and murder by corpse aren’t the only ways I can spoil you.â€