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“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.â€
“I’m your biggest fan-derson.â€
“I would love you even if you peed in my fireplace.â€
“Get a room? Nah, let’s get an entire flat.â€
“The game is on. Will you be my player 2?â€
“Still looking for the legs, but I’d much rather find the key to your heart.â€
“If you thought I didn’t love you, I would send an entire press conference the same text message.â€
“I’m bringing sexy Reichen-back.â€
“I want you to ‘meat’ my ‘dagger.’“
“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill when you get plenty of exercise running through my mind?â€
“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s up.â€
“If you needed a shoulder to cry on, I would volunteer on no less than three separate occasions.â€
“You’re hotter than a shoddy Victorian outfit from a museum that was sold off in a fire damage sale.â€
“Scold me like Irene Adler scolded Kate Middleton.â€
“I must be 221b’s wallpaper, because you’re making me smile.â€
“I may be king in this world of locked rooms, but I still haven’t unlocked your heart.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“Me without you is like a deerstalker with only one front.â€
“Is your name Janine? Because I would become a tabloid just to make you my whore.â€
“You’re more hip than the body part Mrs. Hudson needs herbal soothers for.â€
“I am the closest thing to a friend you are capable of having: A lover.â€
“So, you think my mouth looks too small without lipstick? I can think of one way to change your mind about that.â€
“I want to experiment with you… and I don’t mean in the Baskerville kind of way.â€
“The man with the key is king. How’d you like to be my queen?â€
“My suit may be Westwood, but I can give you wood in any direction you like.â€
“No, that’s not a British Army Browning L9A1 in my pocket.â€
“I don’t just want the D… I want the D.I.â€
“Writing my best man speech for your wedding was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do… because I wasn’t the one you were marrying.â€
“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps experiments in it. Shall I take you out to dinner instead?â€
“You stole my heart like Eddie Van Coon stole the jade hair pin.â€
“Will you be the microwave to my eyeballs? I want to be inside you.â€
“I may not know that the Earth revolves around the sun, but I know that my heart revolves around you.â€
“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that I mean I’ll show up at your house in nothing but a bed sheet.â€
“Baby got Reichen-back.â€
“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver, but your heart is pure gold.â€
“I’m gonna need something bigger than Appledore to store all the reasons why I love you.â€
“You don’t need to force me to jump off of Bart’s in order to make my heart soar.â€
“Irene Adler may know what you like, but I am what you like.â€
“The stage is set. The curtain rises. We are ready to begin… Sorry, didn’t I mention that I’m an exhibitionist?â€
“Wanna try some roleplaying? You’re Sherlock Holmes. Wear the damn hat.â€
“I don’t just want you to be the shadow that defines my every sunny day– I want you to be my future too.â€
“I want to go steady with you– steadier than John’s left hand under stress.â€
“You make me feel more alive than Moriarty’s ringtone.â€
“Our sex is like a crime– the weirder it is, the more I get off.â€
“Can we cuddle? I promise not to squeeze as hard as the Golem.â€
“I would go back in time during our fourth season just to be able to say that I’ve loved you for centuries.â€
“I would let Anderson write fanfiction about us.â€
“Sherlock must not know anything about you, because you are a star.â€
“If I had an unsolved murder for every time I thought of you, I’d be Scotland Yard without Sherlock.â€
“Finding someone as beautiful as you is more difficult than getting Sherlock to follow the rules of Cluedo.â€
“So, I hear you’re abnormally attracted to dangerous situations and people. I can conform to that pattern if you’d like.â€
“I could deduce everything about you, but I’d much rather you tell me about yourself.â€
“I love you more than Jennifer Wilson loved the color pink.â€
“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.â€
“You’re sweeter than the sugar I thought the Baskerville drug was in.â€
“I would make you my bride even if you were abominable.â€
“My bed is cozier than John’s jumpers. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.â€
“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like Mycroft, because I can’t keep my eyes off of you.â€
“I would love you even if you looked (and smelled) the part for one of my homeless network.â€
“Sorry about all the music. I play the violin when I’m thinking, and I can’t stop thinking about you.â€
“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.â€(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up