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“If you were one of the reporters outside, I would do so much more than just make tea for you.”

“If you were one of the reporters outside, I would do so much more than just make tea for you.”

“If you were Sherlock’s veins, I would be cocaine just so I could get inside of you.”

“If you were Sherlock’s veins, I would be cocaine just so I could get inside of you.”

“Are you Mary’s pregnancy? Because I noticed you before anyone else did.”

“Are you Mary’s pregnancy? Because I noticed you before anyone else did.”

“I want to ‘abominable ride’ you.”

“I want to ‘abominable ride’ you.”

“Will you be my enemy that I must certainly lose to?”

“Will you be my enemy that I must certainly lose to?”

“Did Holmes learn about jets from you? Because you’re pretty fly.”

“Did Holmes learn about jets from you? Because you’re pretty fly.”

“Poetry or truth? Well, if we’re talking about your beauty, I’d say they’re the same thing.”

“Poetry or truth? Well, if we’re talking about your beauty, I’d say they’re the same thing.”

“You don’t need to put on a mustache in order to examine my body.”

“You don’t need to put on a mustache in order to examine my body.”

“I must be Moriarty, because I can live without the back of my head easier than I can live without you.”

“I must be Moriarty, because I can live without the back of my head easier than I can live without you.”

“If someone accused me of loving you, I’d be guiltier than a brother with a green ladder.”

“If someone accused me of loving you, I’d be guiltier than a brother with a green ladder.”

“Are you Sherlock Holmes? Because I wanna see you shake your mind pal-ass.”

“Are you Sherlock Holmes? Because I wanna see you shake your mind pal-ass.”

“I get lost in your eyes easier than other people get lost in the Carmichaels’ hedge maze.”

“I get lost in your eyes easier than other people get lost in the Carmichaels’ hedge maze.”

“Are you from a future world? Because I want to get your telephone contraption number.”

“Are you from a future world? Because I want to get your telephone contraption number.”

“If you were a Baskerville Hound, I would get drugged on purpose just to see you.”

“If you were a Baskerville Hound, I would get drugged on purpose just to see you.”

“I want to say ‘I love you’ to you more often than Holmes says ‘features of interest.’“

“I want to say ‘I love you’ to you more often than Holmes says ‘features of interest.’“

“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.”

“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.”

“I heard you have a mouth like a crimson wound. Shall I kiss it better for you?”

“I heard you have a mouth like a crimson wound. Shall I kiss it better for you?”

“Do you have a feet fetish? Because my game is afoot.”

“Do you have a feet fetish? Because my game is afoot.”

“Anyone could be the Abominable Bride, but only you could be my bride.”

“Anyone could be the Abominable Bride, but only you could be my bride.”

“You’re more important to me than finding Emelia Ricoletti’s substitute corpse.”

“You’re more important to me than finding Emelia Ricoletti’s substitute corpse.”

“I want my mind palace to have your details so perfect, I won’t need drugs to be immersed in them.”

“I want my mind palace to have your details so perfect, I won’t need drugs to be immersed in them.”

“I never understood the murderous jealousy of the one who wrote about the obliquity of the ecliptic until I saw you with another man.”

“I never understood the murderous jealousy of the one who wrote about the obliquity of the ecliptic until I saw you with another man.”

“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure, but you are by far the greatest pleasure.”

“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure, but you are by far the greatest pleasure.”

“Are you my fridge? Because I want to stick my body parts in you.”

“Are you my fridge? Because I want to stick my body parts in you.”

“Hounds freak me out. You should show me your pussy instead.”

“Hounds freak me out. You should show me your pussy instead.”

“I don’t care whether your birthday video is cut or uncut, but I am curious about something else of yours.”

“I don’t care whether your birthday video is cut or uncut, but I am curious about something else of yours.”

“I wanna give you the ol’ Raz-zle dazzle.”

“I wanna give you the ol’ Raz-zle dazzle.”

Tag yourself; I’m Molly.Sorry this one’s more fluffy than funny. And Mom, if you’re reading this, sorry I can’t be there to spend the day with you! <3

Tag yourself; I’m Molly.Sorry this one’s more fluffy than funny. And Mom, if you’re reading this, sorry I can’t be there to spend the day with you! <3

Whether you’re celebrating with your dad, “daddy,” or some other paternal figure, I hope you all have a great one!

Whether you’re celebrating with your dad, “daddy,” or some other paternal figure, I hope you all have a great one!

“Now why don’t you stop beating that corpse and put that riding crop to good use?”Submitted by @call-me-mrs-moriarty.

“Now why don’t you stop beating that corpse and put that riding crop to good use?”Submitted by @call-me-mrs-moriarty.

“Are you a nice little place in central London? Because I’ve got my eyes on you.”Submitted (with photo) by @erudiced.

“Are you a nice little place in central London? Because I’ve got my eyes on you.”Submitted (with photo) by @erudiced.

“If you left me, my heart would shatter like the six busts of Margaret Thatcher.”

“If you left me, my heart would shatter like the six busts of Margaret Thatcher.”

“If you and I had an appointment in Samarra, I would never go to Sumatra and become a pirate instead.”

“If you and I had an appointment in Samarra, I would never go to Sumatra and become a pirate instead.”

“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant it just to save you.”

“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant it just to save you.”

“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s car? Because I wanna take you for a ride.”

“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s car? Because I wanna take you for a ride.”

“I would smile at you on a bus even if you didn’t have a daisy behind your ear.”

“I would smile at you on a bus even if you didn’t have a daisy behind your ear.”

“Eurus may think I’m nicer than anyone, but just wait until you see my naughty side.”

“Eurus may think I’m nicer than anyone, but just wait until you see my naughty side.”

“I have a problem… and there is only one way that I can solve it… I need to kiss someone.”

“I have a problem… and there is only one way that I can solve it… I need to kiss someone.”

“Are you the London Aquarium? Because you’re soaking wet and coming inside you made me go to Heaven.”

“Are you the London Aquarium? Because you’re soaking wet and coming inside you made me go to Heaven.”

“You can borrow my handcuffs in the salad drawer anytime… But only if you use them with me.”

“You can borrow my handcuffs in the salad drawer anytime… But only if you use them with me.”

“Show me your Lady Bracknell and I’ll give you my salty seaman.”Submitted (with photo suggestion) by a user who requested to remain anonymous.

“Show me your Lady Bracknell and I’ll give you my salty seaman.”Submitted (with photo suggestion) by a user who requested to remain anonymous.

“Your coffin isn’t the only ‘box’ of yours I’d smash with passion.”Based on a suggestion by @morbidmegz.

“Your coffin isn’t the only ‘box’ of yours I’d smash with passion.”Based on a suggestion by @morbidmegz.

“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella sword isn’t the only thing I’d be whipping out.”

“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella sword isn’t the only thing I’d be whipping out.”

“Are you the well that Victor Trevor died in? Because I’m about to go deep inside you and feel how wet you are.”

“Are you the well that Victor Trevor died in? Because I’m about to go deep inside you and feel how wet you are.”

“Getting over you is more impossible than arresting a jellyfish.”

“Getting over you is more impossible than arresting a jellyfish.”

“I could never forget you, even if my dad gave me TD12.”

“I could never forget you, even if my dad gave me TD12.”

“No balloon could ever be a substitute for you.”

“No balloon could ever be a substitute for you.”

“Will you be the Redbeard to my Yellowbeard?”

“Will you be the Redbeard to my Yellowbeard?”

“I love you more than Sherlock loves ginger nuts.”

“I love you more than Sherlock loves ginger nuts.”

“If I be the Thatcher bust, will you be the flash drive? I want you inside of me.”

“If I be the Thatcher bust, will you be the flash drive? I want you inside of me.”

“Yes, I am having an earthquake. You shake up my world.”

“Yes, I am having an earthquake. You shake up my world.”

“Forget the morgue. My real favorite room is your bedroom.”

“Forget the morgue. My real favorite room is your bedroom.”

“Are you Eurus’s cell? Because I refuse to stay at least three feet away from you.”

“Are you Eurus’s cell? Because I refuse to stay at least three feet away from you.”

“Would you like to have a night of passion in High Wycombe with me?”

“Would you like to have a night of passion in High Wycombe with me?”

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“Whenever I’m in your arms, I feel more secure than Sherrinford.”

“Whenever I’m in your arms, I feel more secure than Sherrinford.”

“You can call me Giles if I can call you mine.”

“You can call me Giles if I can call you mine.”

“Forget science or cannibals… Nobody is more grateful for your body than me.”

“Forget science or cannibals… Nobody is more grateful for your body than me.”

“Are you Culverton Smith? Because you take my breath away.”

“Are you Culverton Smith? Because you take my breath away.”

“I must be a Patience Grenade. Every move you make makes me about to blow.”

“I must be a Patience Grenade. Every move you make makes me about to blow.”

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