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sodamnrelatable: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
bodyglitter: i wonder how fast i would die if i tried to talk to my mom the way the kardashians talk to kris
miggiethejedi: oreansyvaa: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD WHAT A PORCUPINE SOUNDS LIKE? WELL YOU HAVE NOW! look at this little cutie! it almost sounds like he could talk if he tried hard enough uguuuu so cute~ OH MY GOD I NEED IT RIGHT NOW
broodingfury: Make deals with the devil while you’re still a child. Contracts signed by minors aren’t legally binding and if satan tries to take your soul he can be prosecuted. Enjoy your perfect grades and lifetime supply of chocolate.
lacenmagnolias: kawaiilluminatii: dasfreefree: i couldn’t make this up even if i tried lmfao I read it in mario’s voice too
wombatking: prokopetz: yomommaboyfriend: just-shower-thoughts: If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. You ain’t have to put those people
strawbe-rry: “Lo! Don’t do that, I’m trying to drive!”
hahha I would just grab baymax and run out the door trying to squeeze him through it
HAPPY HALLOWEEEN EVERYONE, its almost over and that makes me mega sad bc winter is the worst but theres still almost two hours left!! I hope everyone had a good day and night and even if you didnt go out (like me) that you watched halloween movies and
hi im off to play overwatch but leave me questions ~ any questions ~ to come back to (if you run into a lil betta on xbox be v nice to me)
I couldn't stop even if I tried
fireand-blood: Eurovision seems so fun if we tried to do that in South America we would probably end up burning cities and killing each other
so I just sent this via fb to someone I have a suppaah crush on “hey man if you’re ever in the nova/dc area, you should hit me up and we should hang out or something” ps they live 5evah away (aka like 3 hours)
I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back
regionalatpilots: dasfreefree: i couldn’t make this up even if i tried then whata wrong with my penis
niceferatu:if someone tried to assassinate me that would make me feel so important and valued and beloved
y2k-lesbian:practice social distancing!! remember to parry instead of blocking if anyone tries to touch you to prevent taking chip damage
punkelman:(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～ have a good day because you deserve it!(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～ and if someone tries to ruin your mood(ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ～ burn them.
🍭 🍭 🍭 ooc So I don’t know what the hell is going on atm. All my drafts are gone that I was trying to finish, including the drafts on my other rp blogs. Any threads that I have with other people ( or asks
i dyed my hair gray by accident, but i’m kinda diggin’ it.
dasfreefree: i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
broodingfury:Make deals with the devil while you’re still a child. Contracts signed by minors aren’t legally binding and if satan tries to take your soul he can be prosecuted. Enjoy your perfect grades and lifetime supply of chocolate.
bambii-24: tumbling-t31: fill-her-up: stella-btrvll: diekingdomcome: acetoldmitch: diekingdomcome: nickflyguy: Your throat game doing damage like this?… @acetoldmitch Lol if you trying to suck my dick like this , you’re the devil 😂
lotapani: *constantly checks ur social media* dont give a fuck bout u tho…idc anymore, couldnt give any fucks if i tried
watchernow: you know, I’d let you fuck me, if you tried. but I see that you really prefer your hand, don’t you, naughty boy?
sasiefox: cincosechzehn: wombatking: prokopetz: yomommaboyfriend: just-shower-thoughts: If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. You ain’t
xxxbadxapplexxx: I could not eat another bite if I tried. Maxxed out 😲
stuffedprincess:i couldn’t stop gaining now if i tried…it feels so amazing to let yourself go 🤰
boatsand-hoes: Who’s your mate? don’t think i could be having this much fun on a saturday if i tried :|
catfuud: couldnt give a fuck if i tried
yomommaboyfriend: just-shower-thoughts: If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept seperately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.
anglofag: fraulein-preussen: ( Headcanon?: Maria hates gettin’ all fancy and shit. Military uniform over dress any day. Fritz couldn’t make her into a lady even if he tried. ) Bwaaaa, cute~
009. If someone tries to control me or be obsessive over me, or just act plain annoying, I will cut ties with you immediately and never look back.
my mom wants to take a photo of my chipmunk face and i told her sure, if she beats the second night of FNAF
hyenadip: catbountry: geltydrake: If Don Bluth made Fnaf! Not my art but… it’s amazing!!!!! The Artist is: http://dwarfdraco.deviantart.com/ All the compliments to him!!!! Oh my wow. With Foxy voiced by Eddie Deezen
and not only that but guess whatthere’s this girl i knew irl in my first year of college who was at first nice but then a big jerk to me and tried to get me to do her school work for her and even try to get free art from me etcwell one day she insulted
i pulled a muscle yesterday so now the right side of my neck all the way down to my waist hurts if i move in a certain way rip me
lordcaliborn: i feel really bad when people screw up in the olympics like no no let them do it again i’m sure they can do it right if they tried again oh no
phobias: if i tried to do #100daysofhappiness i’d lose things to talk about after like 19 days and start being depressed because my life sucks
