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i8yurcookie: i8yurcookie: if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it
inktober #14 it was really windy today so i drew some cold space husbands tried to force myself to ink faster with this one since i have some deadlines, so more scribbles than usual; i was gonna do their coats in all black too, but yeah, time :P
susieandhobbes: “#AllLivesMatter”“Reverse Racism”“What about Black on Black Crime?”“I’m tired of being shamed for being white!”“If I tried to start a ‘white pride’ movement I’d be called a racist’“Why isn’t there a white
xllong: Nigga ass was wet as fuck had me feel like I was swimming 🏊 🔁🔁for new freak vids leave a comment if u trying be next 😜
sodamnrelatable: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
kawaiilluminatii: dasfreefree: i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
geekpinata: Black & White Striped Peep Toe Platform Heels I love these shoes. I would probably fall flat on my face if I tried to wear them though. They come in red and green too. These shoes please. ♥
clannyphantom: what if ssomeone tried to mug me and all they got from my pocket was this
kenway: uzujusttoodamnfresh: tiny-green-box: kenway: the southern US genuinely scares me like my map of ‘states i will willingly go to for college’ looks more or less like if you’re coming to the us this is a good travel guide fyi <3 thats
poetayto: deadxlast: mindfang: WHY WOULD SEGREGATING GAY BOYS FROM STRAIGHT BOYS ON CAMPING TRIPS MAKE ANY SENSE LIKE IF YOURE TRYING TO KEEP THEM FROM HAVING SEX WITH EACHOTHER YOURE LITERALLY PUTTING ALL THE BOYS WHO LIKE OTHER BOYS TOGETHER IN A
deadxlast: mindfang: WHY WOULD SEGREGATING GAY BOYS FROM STRAIGHT BOYS ON CAMPING TRIPS MAKE ANY SENSE LIKE IF YOURE TRYING TO KEEP THEM FROM HAVING SEX WITH EACHOTHER YOURE LITERALLY PUTTING ALL THE BOYS WHO LIKE OTHER BOYS TOGETHER IN A TENT ALONE
bigd-dillinger: She might have taken him all the way down her through but she’d loose the bet if she tried to take me all the way!http://www.asstr.org/~Dillinger/
dasfreefree: i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
chocolate-beverage: How Well Do You Know Your OCs. clownhauler99 asked #22: Has your OC ever killed someone (in this case something)? The answer is no, and even if Vincent tries, the results are bound to be terrible.
broodingfury:Make deals with the devil while you’re still a child. Contracts signed by minors aren’t legally binding and if satan tries to take your soul he can be prosecuted. Enjoy your perfect grades and lifetime supply of chocolate.
twinkest:Bottom: “What if I tried topping you?”Top:
wombatking: prokopetz: yomommaboyfriend: just-shower-thoughts: If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. You ain’t have to put those people
bodyglitter: i wonder how fast i would die if i tried to talk to my mom the way the kardashians talk to kris
I wouldn't move if someone tried to kill me.
silverlancer: weepingpegasus: if somone trys to rob you you shoot them in the face Look at their faces there so fucking happy. :D
zbtw: jedichillin: tidesbetween: superintendentchalmers: necrolust: tidesbetween: my hair is getting long i can’t see your hair uhm.. the caption couldn’t be any more irrelevant if it tried that was sorta the point. b00bies who gives
True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if it’s true or false. Go.
cheatingandhumiliation: I’d never forgive you if you tried to interrupt us
gwendolynstacy: i don’t think it’s possible for baby harp seals to be more adorable if they tried: just look at their little bodies! and noses!?!?! and their big eyes!!! and the way they slide all over and thIS ONE??? IT’S SMILING
ssardonyx: pearl’s dream made me wonder what would happen if rose tried out sleeping rofl XD
grimphantom2: This is just sad and funny. It’s like saying I’m a sadistic psychopath because I like watching Horror movies and see teenagers getting killed while having sex. If someone tries to act all mighty(asshole more likely) at you, saying that “you
Preparing for the snowacalypse.I’m trying to quickly do all the laundry and cleaning and find all my candles and flashlights before we inevitably loose power tomorrow.
bear-ly-legal: I haven’t worn jeans all summer. I can’t even squeeze into these 38’s if I tried. I guess this is what happens when I wear nothing but basketball shorts and t-shirts all summer–i outgrow my whole closet. I think I might be crossing
punkelman:(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～ have a good day because you deserve it!(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～ and if someone tries to ruin your mood(ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ～ burn them.
savingsophie: eat whatever you want and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
Immortal - Call of the Wintermoon I love Black Metal, but I must admit, this video is fucking hilarious. I dunno if their trying to be ironically funny or they truly think they’re being all evil and scary. Either way, it’s fucking hysterical.
hallandoates1970topresent: catchymemes: 3Dpainting in Virtual Reality Space. if you tried to explain this to a person from the 1500s they would try to kill you
girthyencounters: She’s come a long ways! You’ve done a great job turning her into a GIRTH lover. A couple of years ago, she’d bitch and put up a fuss if you tried to use a big toy on her. The dildos you used slowly got bigger…then you started
goddesslucybond-deactivated2022:your pathetically weak body wasn’t built to resist. you’d never be able to stop yourself even if you tried. Those submissive impulses to send and give it all up to Me will eat you up until the only option left is to
yourforbiddentemptation: I couldn’t be quiet if I tried 🙊
kancollegirls: Recchan, growing vegetables. If Recchan tries, she can do it! Let me explain…!RF and レっちゃん、野菜を育てる by artist ごまTypeset by me. Translation from danbooru by poij and Paracite.
itsthegiantredhelmet: flashter: Raise your hand if called by your muses name, you would respond almost immediately.
childish gambino is the worst rapper ever, and if I were to run into him in real life I would swing on him immediately. just throw the hardest hook i’ve ever thrown in my life.
exoneon: lakewitch: this blog is a game of thrones season 7 spoiler free zone, also seasons 1-6 because i’ve never seen the show and i couldn’t give a shit if i tried What’s with all the Game of Thrones hate disliking popular things is and always
rwfan11: Hey, Austin Aries, you may want to hold onto his leg also if your trying to get D-Bryan back in the ring ….not that I blame you for grabbing that first!
totaldivasepisodes: And if anyone tries to mess it up, I will never forgive them.
changelingupkeep: oreansyvaa: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD WHAT A PORCUPINE SOUNDS LIKE? WELL YOU HAVE NOW! look at this little cutie! it almost sounds like he could talk if he tried hard enough uguuuu so cute~ Ohmigawd he sounds like a little cartoon animal.
Animals I want to pet assuming nothing bad would happen to me if i tried
wotter16 said: You wouldn’t mind if I tried those out, do ya? thats why i posted them, for people to try out, so go for it!
graviolies: giantbombquotes: If anyone tries to tell you that the arcade scene in the U.S. isn’t dead, show them this picture. It’s true. We have those in the UK arcade scene too.There’s also a Doodle Jump, Temple Run and Bejeweled arcade cabinets
freakymemphis: Can’t hide that MF even if he tried!
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lokithor4444: Max Martini: “My character made the decision whether to stay in the military, or to be a father. And I stayed in the military. So we haven’t had a chance to be a family. Rob Kazinsky: "From a very, very young age, Chuck grew
rairatrio: Important character development question: would they lick someone’s hand if they tried to cover their mouth?
izzydoodledump: rabbittiddy:I just have one problem, how the fuck does Green Tommy call the Dragonzord, his sword cannot also be a flute. I mean that was literally his weapon’s thing during that time. He’s gonna break his hand if he tries to summon
thewriterkid: If anybody tries to tell you that Ferguson is full of crazy rioters and looters and animals and the police response is justified, show them this. Then please slap them for me.
not-reality: erthilo: Merry Christmas to Jade, Pippy, Sarah, and Roman! Honestly there were a ton of other people I should have drawn too, but I think if I tried I would have exploded. I will not lose this battle.HAPPY CHRISTMAS ERTH D'aww X3 <3
OI! GUYS! IF YOU TRIED TO DOWNLOAD THE BLOG VIEWER THING WELL GUESS WHAT! IT'S A VIRUS!
ask-firefly-the-raichu: shinyeeveedaily: Shisa: “Just stick with me, squirt. If anyone tries to prank you again, I’ll roast ‘em!” “Ahh thank you ;u;” x3! Aww~
askcottonpuff: So…..today in school I thought, “what would happened if I tried to make Kitt look like Twilight?” Then this happened. So this is Casiatha,(Cassy or wolf pup). She’s too fluffy for her own good. I drew her as an adult and a filly.
karpetshark:you shouldn’t have to be embarrassed or ashamed of the things you like!!!! if someone tries to make you feel bad for enjoying something enjoy it 10x harder to spite them!!!!!!
bigjoeyd:Motivation is a fire from within. If someone tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will not burn but a second. #humpday #fit #fitspo #photooftheday #fitness #instagood #muscle #ripped #jacked #bodybuilding #gorilla #gym #exercise
linzeestyle: flatbear: jamesmadrox: omg valkyrie ilu Oh my god, Valkyrie, you couldn’t actually be any better if you tried. I don’t know who this character is but I love everything she chooses to be. Valkyrie is perfect :*
