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nopenis4me: Please don’t forget Darrien Hunt, a 22 year old cosplayer from Utah who was carrying a replica sword who was shot 6 times in the back while he was fleeing for his life 2 months ago The cops tried covering this one up too: He was shot from
tinkerbellfairah: I mean, why not? After all, you’re bigger and stronger than me anyways. Couldn’t stop you even if I tried.
maybe if i tried drawing a fresh version of another one of my characters it’ll look better. RubiFRESH response: AAAAAAAA THIS IS SO RADICAL BRUH
sexisbeautiful: couldn’t be cuter if they tried!
hubbywifeplaytime:Couldnt be any more exposed if he tried!!
redstil3ttos: i-want-spankings: Doesn’t Polkadot Panties know that if she tries to stop him it makes him keep going?
boku-no-poltergeist: raise your hand if you are guilty of being yosuke
abrokendolll: mysterywriteher: I warned you there would be consequences if you tried to tease me in the car. Now you’re going to feel those consequences swelling inside you for fucking weeks, bitch. Oh no! I’m afraid that this is gonna happen
spookthesavage: i think if i tried to pronounce this i’d get a hernia
karadin: thewriterkid: If anybody tries to tell you that Ferguson is full of crazy rioters and looters and animals and the police response is justified, show them this. Then please slap them for me. let’s remember the trashing of Ferguson wasn’t
deadfreckledboys: Look at my hella rad commission from natsukiplease!! She’s in quite the pinch so if you guys could go commission her that would be so awesome!
gaggedandforeverbound: I told you I’d tie you up way worse if you tried any funny busines. As you can see I wasn’t lying you tightly tied drooling bitch. Now I’m going to take your money and leave you for your stepsister to find.
dasfreefree: i couldn’t make this up even if i tried Hope he doesnt add to the gene pool
kawaiilluminatii: dasfreefree: i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
redbullfreaked: That would be me if I tried to do a flip
whiteconqueror: Hahaha, look at that dyed hair. What an ugly chink whore! Well deserved pounding, lets see if she tries to pretend she’s white now! Her brain just fried in the end.
thegirlwholovedthezombie: Goddamn. Imagine if he tried to put it it her ass.
joannastgcaptions: Aww bless, your cock is just straining against its metal prison. It’s so tiny now, you were never really able to please me with it before but now I don’t even think I’d feel it if you tried to put it in me. Now go and get the
sab-io: ucciouccio: masturbatorsanctum: A studded sleeve sliding over his lubed cock-head thanks to a vibrating wand. The outcome is inescapable even if he tries to resist ! bell’oggetto.. Della serie… O famo strano! piùstrano di così fatto
rivercitykitty: Strong Like CowNo bull; Jinash is strong like cow! She beat me in an arm wrestle, and threw me over her shoulders like it was nothing. She could probably leg-press a semi-truck off of the ground if she tried!Made in Photoshop.Find it
malepornaddict: Couldn’t go deeper if he tried!
blackfuckingwhores: She’ll kick that white girl’s ass if she tries to horn in on his cum shot.
cooolbitch: Happy Birthday Justin! oh my god ok ur 19 i cannot describe my feels even if i tried so i’d rather not embarrass myself with the sappiest note ever so anyways i love you ok happy birthday to you bby
haversackers: There we go, darling. I told you we could make the new one fit if we tried hard enough..
The idea of spring-loaded blades inside a chastity cage cutting the wearers balls off if he tries to tamper with the device is the invention of a fellow captionist, born out of the sad/reassuring (depending on whether you put your horny or your sensible
I wanted to do this for a while now. Amascut in that kitty lingerie. I hope you like it <3And I feel the need to say this but I used the skin tone found here (xxx) Because that’s the only picture I knew where to get of her. So if her skin tone is
buckeyebound75:Left nude, bound, and gagged, tied to the top of the railing by the burglar, there is no way for Kylie to escape. If she tries to struggle and moves too much, she risks falling down the stairs to the first floor to injury and/or death.
imagine trying to draw porn on the airplane tho
I knew Rockwell worked in a law firm the next town over. I should have known I’d be seriously outclassed if I tried to confront him, but I also knew that my skunk was being given more than he could handle from the rat’s unhealthy interest in him,
Tricia Helfer. She couldn’t not be hot if she tried.
Also, my headcanon is that she indeed has the neverending source of love inside her, so Chrysalis can’t harm her even if shie tried to~~
This is read right to left. I tried to make it western reading, but as a sketched it I kept reverting back to manga-syle… so I just gave up. I read too much manga. WELCOME TO MY HEADCANON! There’s plenty of room here for all of us. Guys, I’ve
Nothing raises your social status like muscle, bros. Dude couldn’t keep bitches off his dick if he tried.
you couldn’t keep us down if you tried
Hey, quick story: About a year ago (minus a week), I had a lot of time on my hands and nothing to do, so I decided to try something new: I started this blog.One year later, I once again have a lot of time and not a lot to do, so I’m again trying
Steven tries to get deep, but Garnet goes deeper. THERE’S NO WAY AROUND LOVE, STEVEN
They really shouldn’t, somebody might walk in and catch them. But she didn’t want him to stop …and he couldn’t if he tried.
tfw you want to reblog something BUT UR TRYING TO RUN A DECENT BLOG SO YOU CANT
i have an idea for one shot pokemon go comic but tfw you dont have any idea for the backbone of it just the plot
im really trying to arrange my “main” pokemon team in a way where i can like, have most of my favorites, its so hard i also think im gonna gonna have both litten and popplio on my team and ofc im bringing an eevee along so that only leaves me with
hugecockshotgirls: ifmommyonlyknew: I wouldn’t let anyone near my mother if they tried. She’s mine and mine alone. For the best girls and huge cocks: follow me Hugecockshotgirls.tumblr.com
I couldn’t do it again if I tried.
;( I have to move back out. (text rant warning) ACCEPTING DONATIONSI can’t stay here any more. https://paypal.me/Skuttz Here is my paypal.me if you want to help.The shit: (how the fuck can i put this under a cut?)My sisters (ex?)bf lived with us
added some things to my wish list, need clothes and other stuff. or you can send money on PayPal. i am really poor and am trying to have done decent looking clothes and to pay for electrolysis or laser and a haircut. it’s a lot of money and severely
Sorry if there haven’t been too many pictures lately of me, I’m having some major self esteem issues. Ill try my best to keep posting as much as possible. Hoping I can get back to normal soon. Love you all so much
K, u know what, I was trying so hard to draw him PROPERLY that I didn’t even consider making ANY mistake. U kno what?! I don’t care anymore, sketching him is so much fun! :Dso there’s hella lot mistakes here in Bog’s anatomy and in his chest plates
tbh u miss out some lewd sketches with jasper and lapis if u aren’t my patron XD like that one lapis with water tentacles…..and sketches r available from 1$ monthly
n0rara: Hi! It’s N0rara! I just hit 7000 followers and I thought, why not do a giveaway?? So if you want to partecipate reblog! (but dont spam your followers, only one reblog counts) -info in the picture, check my art-tag for more reference ✿ENDS
I wonder if unicorns trying autofellatio end up stabbing their nuts with their own horn.
Tumblr “What if we just flag ever single post you try to queue as adult content?” .com
Me trying to figure out how to relay hyper specific information I know and am excited to share about a thing I like that got brought up in casual conversation in a calm and controlled way so I don’t come off as an overbearing weirdo
zircank: Katawa Shoujo is worth playing just for Kenji. I mean, I couldn’t sum up a film any better even if I tried.
ok so If I did a livestream of the FBAU doodle page sometime (cuz I just keep adding things and it’s taking a million) would anyone b interested in watching
#he cannot masturbate because he is so strong that he will rip off his shlong if he tries headcanon accepted, equius’ first orgasm was with whoever his first partner was. after a single devastatingly injurious attempt at masturbating when he
It’s like trying to keep a leaf up in the air with nothing but the breath in your lungs. You can’t puff it all out keeping it up. At some point, you’ve got to breathe. Then it’s on the ground and you’re left waiting for a gust of wind to pick
stenuniverse:If someone tries to touch you in a way or in a place that makes you feel uncomfortable…beat their shit in.
Oh good. My number one fan is back. I was worried about you, buddy! I want to take a moment and say thanks for being super supportive and always commenting. Did you know that, on average, 0.01% of readers comment on my stories? So I appreciate you
hypnovoyeur: She couldn’t look away. Not even if she tried. The spiral had her. Pulling her in deeper with each rotation. Emptying her mind of thoughts. Leaving her weak. Helpless. Pliable. She couldn’t stop her fingers from circling her clit. Not
The one who went after Jack, specifically; poor girl gets no solace regardless of the ensuing battle’s outcome. If she loses, she does so knowing her reckless actions caused the death of her friends, and that their sacrifices were wholly in vain.
oprintesa: pickmeup-sortmeout-calmmedown: alexinspankingland: pickmeup-sortmeout-calmmedown: 50 hard strokes with the cane Very nice! :D oprintesa I reckon the cane marks would be at least this bad if I tried to stop him soaping my mouth with a
