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be-cronus: ddeeric: How can anyone pretend cronus is a good character like I know how it is to latch onto bad characters and be totally aware of the bad things they’ve done and still love them and I’m not trying to directly call out people who like
voltisubito: I’M LAUGHING I COULD NOT HAVE TIMED THIS BETTER IF I TRIED
Just because I run a nsfw blog, doesn’t mean I want to talk about how big your dick is. I like to have actual conversations about things, you know. I think if people tried to conversate with me about normal things and approached me with RESPECT, i’d
To this day, yrs past, people still expect replies to “hi” “hello” and “hey”…. if you approach someone like this we’ll ignore you and assume your slow for attempting a conversation like that… no
harpypizzaparty: kawaiilluminatii: dasfreefree: i couldn’t make this up even if i tried i’m crying.
chubbymaryjane:okay but like what if you tried to see how many fingers you could get inside of me before I wake up
punkelman:(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～ have a good day because you deserve it!(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～ and if someone tries to ruin your mood(ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ～ burn them.
lanuminga: communismkillsitonthedancefloor: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
lordcaliborn: i feel really bad when people screw up in the olympics like no no let them do it again i’m sure they can do it right if they tried again oh no
smilesofspring: This is heartbreaking. While Yeon Joo is happy to have saved Kang Cheol and getting a chance to have a “sweet romance” with him, her actions have a different meaning to Kang Cheol. It means that even if he tried to end his life on
So I’m at work and there is this employee I work with, young guy that’s just a normal geeky dude and awkward but nice, funny, and enjoy talking with him! Anyway at my work today we had a long moment where we were busy and if we are busy that pretty
So… if I doooo post my paypal would anyone actually donate to it lol…. Idk I’m just for some weird reason really nervous…. probably cause I hate to ask for money irl so asking strangers makes me feel a lil guilty and bad heh…
fluffy-omorashi: Idk if anyone remembers but I had my last diaper that had a hole in it and last week and wore it but again had to take it off early and couldn’t use it :P.. lol well today got it on again but wearing jeans over it and we gonna finally
For a long time I’ve been saying that I can’t quit drinking cuz it would get in the way of my career. I figured if I quit drinking I’d become a hermit for at least a year and not be able to perform because I’ve never in my life
neptunain: what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
justbrosthings: honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch
kawaiilluminatii: dasfreefree: i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
yomommaboyfriend: just-shower-thoughts: If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept seperately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.
onlyblackgirl: naturallycurlycoco: harpypizzaparty: kawaiilluminatii: dasfreefree: i couldn’t make this up even if i tried i’m crying. Why do men assume because it’s a penis we’re supposed to jump to it Because they’re men.
cincosechzehn: wombatking: prokopetz: yomommaboyfriend: just-shower-thoughts: If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. You ain’t have to
ekjohnston:mevima:cumaeansibyl:cumaeansibyl:I believe very strongly in “I didn’t say it was good, I said I liked it” but what might be even more important is “I didn’t say it was bad, I said I hated it” I just wanna say if you hate something
twinkest:Bottom: “What if I tried topping you?”Top:
iahfy: I tried to draw rinka since she’s my new fav
thewriterkid: If anybody tries to tell you that Ferguson is full of rioters and looters and animals and the police response is justified, show them this. Then please slap them for me.
vampyrrhicvictory: My drow boy Innocent, who was raised on the surface. (I’ve only written 80k about this kid so far…)Also, an attempt at a background! Trying for sort of a fake anime cap look.
*seethe* I am a VERY DESERVING candidate for ASM in my company. I am still trying to simply get a step-up Lead position for now. Been applying for a few months and I am not satisfied because Like, I want this to happen YESTERDAY. I KNOW what I’m
bai-xue-lives: theglowpt2: my mom is an eighth grade science teacher and was complaining to me about how many of her students don’t believe in evolution or the moon landing and spent a whole class period trying to argue with her that the earth is flat
barry-j-blupjeans:terezis: this post is going to be all over the place but hear me out. i always thought it would be kinda funny if lucretia tried to enact her plan w the voidfish not knowing that everyone else had accidentally or unknowingly inoculated
communismkillsitonthedancefloor: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
mylifeisalwayscats: imgonnamakeachange: sil-icious: You could probably murder someone with this thing. And then eat the evidence. JESUS honestly the only reason id harm someone with this is if they tried to take it from me
lilcygnus: boywife19yo: You just know he’d let you suck his cock when he got drunk… but slap you round if you tried to kiss him Damn
ashleycub:I could never look this good while pissing in my leggings even if I tried….
gwendolynstacy: i don’t think it’s possible for baby harp seals to be more adorable if they tried: just look at their little bodies! and noses!?!?! and their big eyes!!! and the way they slide all over and thIS ONE??? IT’S SMILING
palekittxn: I don’t think I could be any less sexy if I tried..Spoil me.
harpypizzaparty:kawaiilluminatii:dasfreefree:i couldn’t make this up even if i tried i’m crying.
mayahan: Unique and Beautiful Staircases
weloveshortvideos: “Well that looks pretty cool. Lemme try”
snakegay: humalien: TURTLENECK WITH EXTENDED SLEEVES FROM ANN DEMEULEMEESTER i tie the ends of the sleeves shut and fill them with rocks if anyone tries to stop me i start swinging
trashfirefallon: inkfinale: trashfirefallon:If anyone tries to shame you for using references when you draw remind them that the disney studio brought in live fucking lions and bears to use as reference. that level of extra. amazing. People: “Why
karpetshark:you shouldn’t have to be embarrassed or ashamed of the things you like!!!! if someone tries to make you feel bad for enjoying something enjoy it 10x harder to spite them!!!!!!
meekusah: shaded-iris: limmel-xiv: snakelinksonic: I feel that if I don’t repost this somewhere every year at some point, I’m living my life incorrectly. What is even.. Some backstory. In FFXIV, for a very short spurt of time, there was a glitch
Maybe new story…I want to write a spooky story. Not necessarily a weight gain fic. If I wrote something like that, how many people would read it? The main reason I stopped writing was not getting any feedback.Course there’s another reason
patrickstaristerrible: ramon-salamander: witchlingfumbles: GUISE GUISE IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK GUISE TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS PASS IT ON I BRING
bardsona: nothing is funnier to me than the universal phenomenon of people telling stories of classmates who wronged them years prior but addressing those people by like, their entire name every time. as if they’re an old nemesis whose name hasn’t
gooseweasel: If anyone tries to tell you that Shakespeare is stuffy or boring or highbrow, just remember that the word “nothing” was used in Elizabethan era slang as a euphemism for “vagina”. Shakespeare has a play called “Much Ado About
iamnotamuffin: iamnotamuffin: why do terfs always have those cutesy pastel pink aesthetic blogs as if theyre trying to sugarcoat all the violent bigotry they spew by hiding it between artsy pictures of strawberry shortcake and mediocre photos of flowers
ectojammer: ectojammer: ectojammer: i love how every time ppl do “what if archeologists tried to reconstruct modern animals based on their skeletons” they go for stuff like dogs n cows when what i wanna see is platypi sloths too tbh “the platypus,
copperbadge: kiralamouse: gooseweasel: If anyone tries to tell you that Shakespeare is stuffy or boring or highbrow, just remember that the word “nothing” was used in Elizabethan era slang as a euphemism for “vagina”. Shakespeare has a play
pissvortex: tsff21: ratguzzler: pissvortex: i feel like you physically could not attack an orangutan like if you tried they would just look you in the eyes and a wave of inhuman calmness would wash over you orangutan got him THE KUNG POW PENIS MAN
femcassidy:autumnleaves888:femcassidy:i dont know what abled person needs to hear this but that disabled person doesnt need your helpoh ok i am so sorry for trying to help someone who may need help as a result of their disability how did the disabled
garchomp-ings:prisonhannibal:I actually wouldn’t mind people coming back to tumblr, I think an increase in activity could be fun. I think it would be fucking hilarious if people tried to introduce 2021s influencer culture on here. you would literally
irobbstark: Vikings challenge; 1 quote | “You couldn’t kill me if you tried for a hundred years.” Lagertha is my spirit animal.
broodingfury:Make deals with the devil while you’re still a child. Contracts signed by minors aren’t legally binding and if satan tries to take your soul he can be prosecuted. Enjoy your perfect grades and lifetime supply of chocolate.
kinglouixxx: novaschaos: kinglouixxx: novaschaos: kinglouixxx: novaschaos: kinglouixxx: novaschaos: kinglouixxx: The only reason Canada is cold because I’m not there. I’m hot af Are you really tho? ;3 But little do they know if it weren’t
