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apfelgranate: legolas tries to understand tauriel’s… fondness for dwarves. she’s gonna be so smug once gimli happens. so smug. yeah, this is turning into a verse. bingo card shenanigans. IDEK.
savarend replied to your post: came for the dwarf incest stayed for the donnie this morning i remembered that time we tried to say ‘sospes’ and just failed repeatedly ;A; I am overwhelmed with sadness remembering that you are SO FAR AWAY FROM ME and
Hey, in a similar vein of “cosplay is not consent,” “cosplay does not give you a right to run over to cosplayers and grab at/poke at their props." I swear to shit, if anybody tries to do anything to my Kyubey plushie next time
paperlune: Heichou tries to go shopping again, but he only really fits properly into children’s clothing. It’s okay, Heichou.
also if anyone has my number and wants to send me nice things that’d be cool bc I haven’t had wifi the past few days and everything is kind of closing in on myself right now.
jh0n replied to your post: I’m actually furious that the fifteen … who posted it? The Tumblr user’s name is pansages. The PSA might not have been worded as well as other posts relating to it, but fae was trying to help others in a way
Apparently my ex best friend blocked me on facebook. That… is great.
Today I made the awful realization that if I put on my Kurotetsu makeup before I put on my wig, I look an awful lot like Flynn Rider.
rairatrio: Important character development question: would they lick someone’s hand if they tried to cover their mouth?
I was trying to work on my speedwagon mix and goddammit an ariana grande song ended up in the maybe list oops
wormparty: 18+ folks who are active in fandoms and especially with fanbases that are primarily minors really need to constantly be checking themselves and actively trying to make fan spaces safe and comfortable environments for minors. yes, this applies
In which I got an eyelash in my eye while I was trying to take selfies. (they/them/their, also, I’m totally in a pile of laundry in these pics)
rougeshome: Tadokoro can lift both his boyfriends if he wants to
mogblin: this man doesnt know how to smile but hes trying
amajikies: bright-eyes-eren: mmmmm question for y’all: do you have any advice to give for writers trying to apply for zines? i’ve seen plenty of artist tips, but only one post about writers agdkrbmhllrn a few things that have greatly been appreciated
tsumiray replied to your post:tsumiray replied to your post:Oooooooooookay rant… I’LL CAUSE DRAMA FOR YA! (JK, I really can’t even if I tried. LOL) You caaaaaaaaaaan’t. XD You’re mah fellow air thingy so you caaaaaaaaaan’t!
How to seduce somebody:
My character is trying to refuse medical treatment for a very serious injury. Try to convince them otherwise.
tippykazoo: I’m starting to think dragons have it right. Hang out in a cave with all your favorite stuff and if anybody tries to bug you, you just blow fire at them and go back to sleep.
dontcareforconsent: To remove the leash tip from her asshole, I need a key. A the key is at home. So, if she tries to escape, she won’t be able to shit again.
My ships (in no particular order): John Bender and Claire Standish - The Breakfast Club “Sweets, you couldn’t ignore me if you tried.”
Kids, there’s nothing more cool than a cardboard boxBut if someone tries to touch your box in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that’s no good. It’s your box.
Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.
greencarnations: cinematicsymphony: This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be. CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE: do not react. at the most,
thewriterkid: If anybody tries to tell you that Ferguson is full of crazy rioters and looters and animals and the police response is justified, show them this. Then please slap them for me.
cincosechzehn: wombatking: prokopetz: yomommaboyfriend: just-shower-thoughts: If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. You ain’t have to
gooseweasel: If anyone tries to tell you that Shakespeare is stuffy or boring or highbrow, just remember that the word “nothing” was used in Elizabethan era slang as a euphemism for “vagina”. Shakespeare has a play called “Much Ado About
copperbadge: kiralamouse: gooseweasel: If anyone tries to tell you that Shakespeare is stuffy or boring or highbrow, just remember that the word “nothing” was used in Elizabethan era slang as a euphemism for “vagina”. Shakespeare has a play
realmoths: If someone tried proposing to me in public i would have them arrested
extrasassylampshade: dont-taunt-the-octopus: me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who’s sitting in the cart trying to get their attention] toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible] mom: what? toddler, even quieter:
prokopetz: howtoreachprokopetz: prokopetz: Concept: robot rebellion, except instead of going all “kill all humans” they just start doing weird shit with no clear purpose, and if anybody tries to get them to explain what they’re doing or why they’re
gahdamnpunk:Harley Quinn got out of an abusive relationship, is looking better than ever and would break those men’s knees if they tried to breathe in her direction
sleepnoises:I think it would be cathartic if god tried to scoop me up in its hands and I bit them and scrambled away. I think that would fix my problems
realmoths:If someone tried proposing to me in public i would have them arrested
garchomp-ings:prisonhannibal:I actually wouldn’t mind people coming back to tumblr, I think an increase in activity could be fun. I think it would be fucking hilarious if people tried to introduce 2021s influencer culture on here. you would literally
celtic-clay: sixthrock: oreansyvaa: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD WHAT A PORCUPINE SOUNDS LIKE? WELL YOU HAVE NOW! look at this little cutie! it almost sounds like he could talk if he tried hard enough uguuuu so cute~ that thing literally just said NOM NOM
neptunain: what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
smangtheterrible: bluesrat: dduane: toni-tan: 0hsosketchy: ytoob: venezuelan poodle moth such a cutie it looks like it flew here straight from some anime it looks like a rabbit-fairy oh my god If you tried to invent something like this and
upperstories: changelingupkeep: oreansyvaa: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD WHAT A PORCUPINE SOUNDS LIKE? WELL YOU HAVE NOW! look at this little cutie! it almost sounds like he could talk if he tried hard enough uguuuu so cute~ Ohmigawd he sounds like a little
actually I’m taking that post down can’t tell if troll blog or genuine douchestorm, but either way, more attention is the last thing they need
yomommaboyfriend: just-shower-thoughts: If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept seperately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.
ectojammer: ectojammer: ectojammer: i love how every time ppl do “what if archeologists tried to reconstruct modern animals based on their skeletons” they go for stuff like dogs n cows when what i wanna see is platypi sloths too tbh “the platypus,
gracekraft: “Important character development question: would they lick someone’s hand if they tried to cover their mouth?” From this post. Saw it and the idea just started drawing itself before I could blink.
see, this is another thing I hate about hiatuses. Increased risk of leaks (or spoilers, since if it did air in another country already its no longer a leak)
commissionergorgon replied to your post “I was listening to music and I found that I really like the song “Wake…” I actually really like the idea of the antagonist force/“big baddie”, if we ever get once, being someone who feels
citrusplant: Hunson: At last sweetheart! You should learn how to manage our family business especially if someone tries to mess with it. LIKE TODAY! Marceline: Nah~ I’m only interested because we’re going to punch some buns. *And I’ll just be quick
Promos for the October 16th premieres, including “Secret Team”. Not sure if anyone uploaded it yet. Sorry for the poor quality
thevideogameartarchive: Mario is Missing is one of those fascinating, weird edutainment titles from the NES and SNES era. Control Luigi as he travels the world trying to find Mario. This artwork is from the NES version, which was taller than the SNES
basically, to me, fandom expression should only follow two rules - Does it make you happy? Yes. Is it hurtful/hateful? No. Then you’re good. Not everything in fandom is meant to appeal to every person, its just a lot of people doing stuff they enjoy
mechandra: do you imagine humans sometimes find amethyst lying in a ditch somewhere and ask her if she’s ok, only for her to respond that it just felt like a nice place to take a nap
ssardonyx: pearl’s dream made me wonder what would happen if rose tried out sleeping
z0mbiraptor: What if Undyne trying to be cool and smooth to Alphys? After that she dislike what she is saying and feel embarrassed for doing that. I can relate to Undyne tbh. I really love these lesbians a lot. what I mean a lot. I mean A LOT. Also I
tbh, I’m not even sure if form cycling is actually a universal Gem thing during reforming. Neither Lapis nor Peridot cycle through forms when they regenerate, and I suppose you could make the argument that neither of them have forms to cycle through.
I’m pretty dang sick at the moment, but if I don’t move, like, at all, I feel pretty OK. So I’ll do that for a while and then I’m like “Oh, Artie, you were just exaggerating about being sick, you’re totally fine, stop being melodramatic”
vintascope: Palm Beach Suits - 19350500 Esquire I’m sorry, I tried, but I couldn’t resist…
covertlycanid: karpetshark: you shouldn’t have to be embarrassed or ashamed of the things you like!!!! if someone tries to make you feel bad for enjoying something enjoy it 10x harder to spite them!!!!!! Love what you love because you love it. Stop
winterskorn: this is the worst thing I’ve ever done in my life and if I have to suffer looking at it, so do you The red and black Alliance symbol actually looks pretty cool but blue and yellow Horde symbol just Does Not Work in the worst way
stenuniverse: If someone tries to touch you in a way or in a place that makes you feel uncomfortable…beat their shit in.
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