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kjscottwrites:If you had to pick, what’s the ONE trait in a fictional character that makes you immediately go “oh this one’s mine”
passiveskills: fenris is funny not bc he actively tries to make clever jokes but when other people do he just goes along with it. one of these horny weird bastards in his party says some weird shit and he’s like yeah ok. he’ll even say some dumb shit
sirdef: if tumblr put me on your dashes with its stupid recommendations feature i’m so sorry
angry-jewish-magical-girl:broodingfury:Make deals with the devil while you’re still a child. Contracts signed by minors aren’t legally binding and if satan tries to take your soul he can be prosecuted. Enjoy your perfect grades and lifetime supply
jazzy-mcdurf: Hey! It’s me, Jazzy McDurf! I decided I wanted to try drawing Ash for the first time in my own style. I know it’s not drawn like the anime, but it would’ve looked much worse if I tried. I hope it’s ok (even though really sketchy) :P
aplpaca:you ever go casually nonverbal like it suddenly takes way too much energy to move your mouth and say stuff and you wouldnt be able to physically force more than a few words out if you tried but youre not stressed or anything its just kinda like
saturn1st: jumping between fandoms be like anyways!! um!!!!!!!!!!! i ship these two a lot even tho they’re like a rare rarepair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah!!!!!!! this would’ve looked better if i tried but oops 1am too tired
slapmeharderplease: brutal-whore-degrader: Impaled on a fat white cock you should see what it looks like if he tries to fuck her hard.
It’s been a year since this little lady was brought into my life, and I couldn’t be happier if I tried! :D
lordcaliborn: i feel really bad when people screw up in the olympics like no no let them do it again i’m sure they can do it right if they tried again oh no
jumpingjaverts: thatpunnyguy: coolscar: so in an upcoming phineas and ferb special theyre teaming up with the avengers seriously i couldnt make this up if i tried and their mom still probably won’t believe it i might have to watch this one
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tennants-hair: mishacollins-castiel: bakasara: onamelancholyhill: And if something tries to bust in…? Let’s say John taught him wrong. But Dean is teaching well: DON’T COME HERE WITH YOUR PERFECT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT GO AWAY HE SAID
changelingupkeep: oreansyvaa: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD WHAT A PORCUPINE SOUNDS LIKE? WELL YOU HAVE NOW! look at this little cutie! it almost sounds like he could talk if he tried hard enough uguuuu so cute~ Ohmigawd he sounds like a little cartoon animal.
You’ve carried on so long, You couldn’t stop if you tried it. You’ve built your wall so high That no one could climb it, But I’m gonna try. Would you let me see beneath your beautiful? Would you let me see beneath your perfect?
now hear this!!! if youre trying to figure me out youre wasting your time. im a special kind of twisted. that is all
you cant hold peoples hand and make them do something. you can only help them if theyre trying to helping themselves. and that can be a struggle. its almost like people want you to do everything cuz they feel like youre in a position to do it but little
this is for all the dudes out there. if youre trying to woo a beautiful blessed lovely lady and try and impress her do not…i repeat…DO NOT jump into a river w/ a crocodile in it. 3 things are bound to happen. youre going to get horribly
lovelymetalhead3: satanspetbunny: capricieus: heartcogs: at first i was like oh a hot video to gangnam sweet and then i was like shit look at them ride in those heels respect DAMN I’ve never worn heels in my life, if i tried this i would break
nietzscheisdead: reblog if youre trying to be the best grandma you can be but your grandchildren always replace your denture water with vodka and swipe the frosting off your cakes when they think you arent looking
sodamnrelatable: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
alicehopewalker: clannyphantom: what if ssomeone tried to mug me and all they got from my pocket was this id continue mugging you in hopes of finding more
deadxlast: mindfang: WHY WOULD SEGREGATING GAY BOYS FROM STRAIGHT BOYS ON CAMPING TRIPS MAKE ANY SENSE LIKE IF YOURE TRYING TO KEEP THEM FROM HAVING SEX WITH EACHOTHER YOURE LITERALLY PUTTING ALL THE BOYS WHO LIKE OTHER BOYS TOGETHER IN A TENT ALONE
jaclcfrost: pairing you really love pairing you couldn’t give a shit about even if you tried
yomommaboyfriend:just-shower-thoughts: If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept seperately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.
haunt-my-miles:prince-squid: If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend ม,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies. why was this calculated
swoobats: wanna hear a joke i came up with in the shower today?ok so a man is walking through the woods and he finds a very distressed skunk trapped up in a tree. he knows that if he tries to rescue it, it will probably spray him, but he isn’t worried
kawaiilluminatii: dasfreefree: i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
justanotherotakuandartist: justanotherotakuandartist: I just thought it’d be funny if Yusaku tried so hard to keep his identity a secret only to realize that it isn’t that hard to find him out lol. And of course the first person to call him out on
lakewitch:this blog is a game of thrones season 7 spoiler free zone, also seasons 1-6 because i’ve never seen the show and i couldn’t give a shit if i tried
m3glit: meghaljanardan: i just want to let ya’ll know i was never asked out to a school dance in high school and have never been on a date in all 24 years of my life. i’m not mad about it, just trying to normalize it. I was never asked out in
You couldn’t kill me, even if you tried for one hundred years.
insanity-and-vanity: - You don’t think I’m ordinary?- You couldn’t be ordinary if you tried.- Thank you. I don’t think there’s anything worse than being ordinary. American Beauty (1999)
hipster-trichster: brbjellyfishing: fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon i couldn’t if i tried.
greedsnotbad: luckied: greedsnotbad: luckied: greedsnotbad: luckied: Trying to make new friends since your first ones are gone? Perhaps/ I KNEW IT! Yeah yeah blondie *basking in his glory* Blondie, you’re enjoying yerself ain’t
punkelman: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～ have a good day because you deserve it! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～ and if someone tries to ruin your mood (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ～ burn them.
miraclealchemist replied to your post “Chain smoker who likes some kinks. ((Oh, GOD, NO! I’M SORRY *rolls away in embarrassment and shame*))” ((if i tried to put “lots of kinks”, it would’ve been more than 6 words lol xD.
mrawkweird: Stand? What Stand?Who needs a Stand when you’re a fucking mastermind?Morioh, you couldn’t afford his detective services if you tried.
lanuminga: communismkillsitonthedancefloor: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
broodingfury:Make deals with the devil while you’re still a child. Contracts signed by minors aren’t legally binding and if satan tries to take your soul he can be prosecuted. Enjoy your perfect grades and lifetime supply of chocolate.
deehenn: corbeezyyy: insertepithethere: zechv: im not 100% what im looking at but if someone tried to feed me this id cry on the spot Why she put a sponge under that wet leaf? 6 people think she went IN on dinner. Bro 😩 wtf is that?
deehenn: corbeezyyy: insertepithethere: zechv: im not 100% what im looking at but if someone tried to feed me this id cry on the spot Why she put a sponge under that wet leaf? 6 people think she went IN on dinner. Bro 😩 wtf is that? Not one
foxnewsofficial: if i was a delivery man i’d spend all day seeing how seductively i could say “i’ve got a big package for you” and get away with it
cineraria: Rhythmic gymnast Shin Soo-ji’s first pitch - YouTube If I tried that I would break everything. Lol.
atrius97: nesanasen: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: My Life ⏰ (W/ Ally Gursky) I cannot relate to this more if I tried Me as fuck
chibitetsu: "I'm going back to the castle - It would be a pain if Oikawa tries to make a comeback" ― Iwaizumi From FHQ!! Iwaizumi actually goes back to the castle for Oikawa after he defeats him in the Final Haikyuu Quest game *cries pure iwaoi tears*
nesanasen: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: My Life ⏰ (W/ Ally Gursky) I cannot relate to this more if I tried
naruhinax: naruhinaconfessions: Confession #10: I can’t imagine Naruto with anyone other than Hinata. Same with Hinata. Even if I tried to see them with other people I couldn’t. They were just made for each other. art * I can’t see naruto with
dailynaruto: If fate tries to pull us apart, I want to protect you
born-for-eachother:Yeah Sesshomaru gave Inuyasha shit for his heritage but y’all know damn well if someone tried to hurt his quarter demon niece he’d whip them with his poison claws into the next millennium
I couldn't stop even if I tried
s-un-rise: alaea: o-dessa: ori-ginality: too hard to scroll past akdmsliojerf this is perfect i’m just admiring the talent that was put in to this ^hahah yeah if i tried to do this, it’d look like a blob of sand
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