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chayashix: Okay, if anyone tried to send me a message over the last week and I never replied, you might need to send it again. Because Tumblr Inbox. (ノ°益°)ノ彡┻━┻
gwendolynstacy: i don’t think it’s possible for baby harp seals to be more adorable if they tried: just look at their little bodies! and noses!?!?! and their big eyes!!! and the way they slide all over and thIS ONE??? IT’S SMILING
ghostkoshka: what about right nowwhat if, someone tries to “rescue” Dr Flug and BH be like: bitch dont touch, this is my property
tsuthetiger reblogged your post: tsuthetiger: wulphire: tsuthetiger: … lol well if she doesn’t make it, that’s fine and dandy? I’m not gonna cry over it, and I’m not praying for it to happen… um….ok
godsboundbyrules: Tales of SymphoniaLloyd: Yeah. There are too many things that we don’t know: (…) So let’s just start with what we can do now. Tales of the AbyssLuke: But that’s not how things are. Even if I tried to make up for it, I’d never
I couldn't stop even if I tried
normalised1: If she tries harder, maybe she’ll be the one getting fucked next time.
dasfreefree: i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
itsahipstertrap: tgirlsgonewild: You can’t make Domino look bad even if you tried !!! OMG!! To be bffs with this lady…….ugh!!!
lordcaliborn: i feel really bad when people screw up in the olympics like no no let them do it again i’m sure they can do it right if they tried again oh no
soudas: can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
squeezyotaku:nesanasen: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: My Life ⏰ (W/ Ally Gursky) I cannot relate to this more if I tried This is literally on a loop. I can’t stop watching
micdotcom: Watch: If people tried Cosmo’s sex positions, here’s how ridiculous it would look Cosmopolitan’s litany of sex tips has been skewered in the past, and rightly so. The magazine’s suggestions have ranged from hilarious to strange to
I tried to draw rinka since she’s my new fav
voltisubito: I’M LAUGHING I COULD NOT HAVE TIMED THIS BETTER IF I TRIED
TURF WARS PART II IS OUT AND I GOTTA WAIT TILL TONIGHT TO GET A COPY BUT I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN LAST THAT LONG
biowarefangirlism: proof: bioware couldn’t jade us if they tried
notoriousbtm:Thank God I’m not Vegan! I couldn’t give up meat this good even if I tried.
stfuconservatives: If anyone tries the “well criminals don’t follow laws” gun apologist bullshit on me, I will end you. Reports are saying the shooter obtained the gun legally. Almost all of the mass shootings this year were carried out by automatic
Transgender woman in Canada barred from trying on wedding dresses
thatpunnyguy: coolscar: so in an upcoming phineas and ferb special theyre teaming up with the avengers seriously i couldnt make this up if i tried and there mom still probably won’t believe it
punkelman: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～ have a good day because you deserve it! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～ and if someone tries to ruin your mood (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ～ burn them.
rohrohs: What if Rohroh tried to buy teacups for Muron. But he’d be literally like an elephant in a china shop and end up breaking all of it accidentally.
microcute: my mother has bought me a christmas jumper which sings when you press a button the button is conveniently placed just on my boob so if anyone tries to get frisky with me a very loud chinese lady will sing jingle bells twice without being able
dharmagun: mindfang: WHY WOULD SEGREGATING GAY BOYS FROM STRAIGHT BOYS ON CAMPING TRIPS MAKE ANY SENSE LIKE IF YOURE TRYING TO KEEP THEM FROM HAVING SEX WITH EACHOTHER YOURE LITERALLY PUTTING ALL THE BOYS WHO LIKE OTHER BOYS TOGETHER IN A TENT ALONE
godheadcomplex: i cant believe a gameboy advance sp was .77 in 2004 like if i tried to sell one of those now gamestop would probably beat me up and take the shirt off my back just for thinking it has any value
broodingfury:Make deals with the devil while you’re still a child. Contracts signed by minors aren’t legally binding and if satan tries to take your soul he can be prosecuted. Enjoy your perfect grades and lifetime supply of chocolate.
friendlykuroshitsujireminders: broodingfury:Make deals with the devil while you’re still a child. Contracts signed by minors aren’t legally binding and if satan tries to take your soul he can be prosecuted. Enjoy your perfect grades and lifetime
wombatking: prokopetz: yomommaboyfriend: just-shower-thoughts: If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. You ain’t have to put those people
not-a-space-alien: proofreading my own writing like wow. u sure do love those commas, buddy. what if u tried to cool it with all those commas, pal. all those run-ons, friend. why don’t you tone it down, my guy
cincosechzehn: wombatking: prokopetz: yomommaboyfriend: just-shower-thoughts: If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. You ain’t have to
iamnotamuffin: iamnotamuffin: why do terfs always have those cutesy pastel pink aesthetic blogs as if theyre trying to sugarcoat all the violent bigotry they spew by hiding it between artsy pictures of strawberry shortcake and mediocre photos of flowers
whimsical-aesthete:i shall protecc my purple husband no matter what and if anyone tries to tell me that i shouldn’t then i will face the fandom and walk backwards into hell
yourdaddydommaster: This is your place, slut, follow me!Show me you’re a good slut and humiliate yourself by buying me a present of my wishlist! Reblog sissys if your trying to lick his balls
Wish I could find the original poster, and I’m going to keep trying, but I had to share this. From my posting of it on my FB page: When your opinion and defense of something includes defending and/or denying a death toll that something has racked
sasiefox: cincosechzehn: wombatking: prokopetz: yomommaboyfriend: just-shower-thoughts: If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. You ain’t
apersnicketylemon: “But the dictionary definition is-” Going to get you an F if you tried that in university. The one thing ALL my professors are very, very clear on is to never look at the dictionary for the definition of ANYTHING because it’s
I am also going to start leaving this space for more positive things and putting all of my political and social parts on my other blog. Please follow me there - https://gigglesinpolitics.tumblr.com/ - if you want to keep seeing the main part of what
deadxlast: mindfang: WHY WOULD SEGREGATING GAY BOYS FROM STRAIGHT BOYS ON CAMPING TRIPS MAKE ANY SENSE LIKE IF YOURE TRYING TO KEEP THEM FROM HAVING SEX WITH EACHOTHER YOURE LITERALLY PUTTING ALL THE BOYS WHO LIKE OTHER BOYS TOGETHER IN A TENT ALONE
winterlong: lordthundercox: Sometimes it’s actually, legitimately annoying how pretty Kevin Kiermaier is. You probably couldn’t even get a bad photo angle on this bastard if you tried. HIS EYES THO.
thefencebettle: carsinsidejob: c9x13nczstyj: if anyone tries to convince you that EU isnt that bad remind them of its blatant ethnoracism against literally all east euros even EU members and that its not that long ago since bulgaria romania slovakia
mindfang: WHY WOULD SEGREGATING GAY BOYS FROM STRAIGHT BOYS ON CAMPING TRIPS MAKE ANY SENSE LIKE IF YOURE TRYING TO KEEP THEM FROM HAVING SEX WITH EACHOTHER YOURE LITERALLY PUTTING ALL THE BOYS WHO LIKE OTHER BOYS TOGETHER IN A TENT ALONE
punkelman:(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～ have a good day because you deserve it!(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～ and if someone tries to ruin your mood (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ～ burn them.
the-goddamazon:kawaiilluminatii: dasfreefree: i couldn’t make this up even if i tried LOLOLOLOL
twinkest:Bottom: “What if I tried topping you?”Top:
I feel like there has been a literal bloodbath between sex workers on Tumblr lately. Holy crap there’s been so much drama. I’m just over here chillin with an umbrella trying not to get blood on my lingerie :3
enigmamre: When Candi was a little girl, they told her that Barbie wasn’t a good role model. Candi could never be like her and if she tried she’d be unhappy. But now she has a man who loves her and does all of her thinking for her. One who got her
it’s weird how i’ll marathon an entire series without stopping but if someone tries to make me watch a youtube video that lasts longer than 30 seconds all i can think is “i don’t have time for this”
Dreamt my ex was trying to OD I don’t know whether to cheer him on or cry
aplpaca:you ever go casually nonverbal like it suddenly takes way too much energy to move your mouth and say stuff and you wouldnt be able to physically force more than a few words out if you tried but youre not stressed or anything its just kinda like
hipster-trichster: brbjellyfishing: fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon i couldn’t if i tried.
