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kawaiilluminatii: dasfreefree: i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
scullyxmulder-deactivated202205: You couldn’t kill me if you tried for a hundred years. petition for her to play Val in Game of Thrones
madamelamarquys: “You couldn’t kill me if you tried for a hundred years” Definitely one of my top five favorite female characters 😍
Tomorrow is 4 months since I almost broke my ankle and knee. Tomorrow I also find out if I need ankle surgery or not, and I’m hoping that I won’t. I’m also going to ask for a regular therapist and finally talk to someone because some
I want to get a new tattoo soon, something to memorialize my lost pregnancy, but I have no idea how I’d even begin deciding what I want. Some kind of flower, but I have no idea what style I should do it in, or if I should get more than one flower
thewriterkid: If anybody tries to tell you that Ferguson is full of crazy rioters and looters and animals and the police response is justified, show them this. Then please slap them for me.
imsohornyithurts: fuckingcuddle: love sexual romance blog id slip and fall on her face if i tried to do that
wombatking: prokopetz: yomommaboyfriend: just-shower-thoughts: If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. You ain’t have to put those people
I wanna beat my run on Lunatic+ casual and start a file under Lunatic+ Classic but im terrified at the thought of trying to survive the first 4 chapters again, and of growing emotional attached to the characters only to have them die. I shouldn’t
broodingfury:Make deals with the devil while you’re still a child. Contracts signed by minors aren’t legally binding and if satan tries to take your soul he can be prosecuted. Enjoy your perfect grades and lifetime supply of chocolate.
beaugarcon88: Archives. If I tried this now, I’d probably hurt my back. God, this was five years ago.
the-ink-pad: can-u-not-my-wayward-son: mr-cappadocia: Honorary Tumblr Feminist Andrea Mears has been charged with beating the living shit out of a teenage boy because he went to the beach to fly his Camera Drone. First she tried to have him arrested
Like almost two years ago, my dad stole a bunch of money from my brother and tried to blame it on me. He broke the lock on my door kicking it in and told me to “go tell the truth” but like, my mom receives his bank statements and that day
bodyglitter: i wonder how fast i would die if i tried to talk to my mom the way the kardashians talk to kris
yomommaboyfriend: just-shower-thoughts: If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept seperately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.
fuckyeahtattoos: This is my moon/dia des los muertos tattoo. My feel on ‘The Man on the Moon’. I got it done at Old 7th Avenue Tattoo in Tampa, FL and I couldn;t be any happier with it if I tried!
mistressriley: I love when he gives me all the power. I won’t give him the opportunity to tell me NO!! if he tries, I’m going to slap him around a bit :0
raaadhazzzard: the new sailor moon is going to completely fall apart if it tries to replicate scenes like this
gwendolynstacy: i don’t think it’s possible for baby harp seals to be more adorable if they tried: just look at their little bodies! and noses!?!?! and their big eyes!!! and the way they slide all over and thIS ONE??? IT’S SMILING
deadxlast: mindfang: WHY WOULD SEGREGATING GAY BOYS FROM STRAIGHT BOYS ON CAMPING TRIPS MAKE ANY SENSE LIKE IF YOURE TRYING TO KEEP THEM FROM HAVING SEX WITH EACHOTHER YOURE LITERALLY PUTTING ALL THE BOYS WHO LIKE OTHER BOYS TOGETHER IN A TENT ALONE
harpypizzaparty:kawaiilluminatii:dasfreefree:i couldn’t make this up even if i tried i’m crying.
broodingfury: Make deals with the devil while you’re still a child. Contracts signed by minors aren’t legally binding and if satan tries to take your soul he can be prosecuted. Enjoy your perfect grades and lifetime supply of chocolate.
The boys had a blast at the beach, even if Boston tried to take everyone else’s ball 😂
prokopetz: onemillionwordsofcrap: prokopetz: The flip side of “cleanse diets don’t do anything” is that if you tried a cleanse diet and you did experience a notable reduction in fatigue, joint pain, and general blarginess, you need to talk to an
bikeuriousnerd: youngcoupleexperimenting: I’ve made this deal with my husband dozens of times! If I tried that I’d be in traction.
psychobillymassacre: holy fuck. i couldnt grow my pubic hair that long if i tried ~!
I couldn't stop even if I tried
cincosechzehn: wombatking: prokopetz: yomommaboyfriend: just-shower-thoughts: If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. You ain’t have to
that last post i reblogged though.. oooooofff[personal rant ahead so no reblogs please but feel free to read on]this is what i’ve been trying to explain to my partner for years and he never gets it. the emotional labour that comes with having to ask
rainfelt: god-bless-pastor-party: askragtatter: discoverynews: micdotcom: Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it. We’re trying this tonight! It’s about time someone
jammerlammie: legacyofthunderstorms: hostilehottie: i really fucking hate people that tell women (esp. younger women) this shit. the actual answer is “tell him you don’t want to do it and that’s that and if he tries to argue tell him to go fuck
nightmareeps: what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the
hostilehottie: i really fucking hate people that tell women (esp. younger women) this shit. the actual answer is “tell him you don’t want to do it and that’s that and if he tries to argue tell him to go fuck himself from now on”
Just rambling a bit this morning. It’s snowy outside and currently writing is the most fun I can have because let’s face it, otherwise I am either wasting my free day or doing homework if I am not writing today. Thus I would rather write. And this
haunt-my-miles: prince-squid: If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend ม,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies. why was this calculated
cincosechzehn: wombatking: prokopetz: yomommaboyfriend: just-shower-thoughts: If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. You ain’t have to put
It’s been a rough day. Felt impulsive and channeled that into a walk. The risk was if I tried would rain. It did and I’m junked down a few hundred yards away using the neighboring complex wifi. I want everything to be ok but it’s not
lordcaliborn: i feel really bad when people screw up in the olympics like no no let them do it again i’m sure they can do it right if they tried again oh no
wasthatnotsideblog: just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that
modernmiser: i could not find a better representation of me during chemistry in high school if I tried.
When I think about it, honestly this was a huge accomplishment for me. I wasn’t sure if id make it to 2014, let alone 2015. And there were so many times I didn’t want to. But I did. And I may not be fully okay or good or happy but I’m
neptunain: what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
It’s harder being back here than I was thinking it would be. Nah, maybe that’s a lie. I was hoping I’d be okay. I’m trying really hard and it’s so stupid how much he’s still on my mind. I just want to sleep. I wonder
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