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feministhijabi:feministhijabi:Coworker: “hah so like what would you do if I tried to take off your scarf haha??”Me: “you’re gunna learn how powerful my right hook is.” This question isn’t funny nor right to ask a hijabi. I will flat out
broodingfury:Make deals with the devil while you’re still a child. Contracts signed by minors aren’t legally binding and if satan tries to take your soul he can be prosecuted. Enjoy your perfect grades and lifetime supply of chocolate.
whores-sluts-bitches: and then if i tried to do that…. wait, who are we kidding, i’d never put in the effort to do that ahaha
jazzcatjack: “Our radio plays rhythm and blues as we pass the joint back and forth in jutjawed silence both looking ahead with big private thoughts now so vast we cant communicate them any more and if we tried it would take a million years and a billion
aesonissa: The night had been an eventful one with little progression. First the bookworm had been sedated and warned. Onyx swore she could have capture the serpent alone, that she would have had the woman if the others did not show up Why she harbor
nesanasen: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: My Life ⏰ (W/ Ally Gursky) I cannot relate to this more if I tried
sasiefox: cincosechzehn: wombatking: prokopetz: yomommaboyfriend: just-shower-thoughts: If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. You ain’t
chazer: It really is that simple. We’re the ones who complicate it. God bless this post. Just choose the right directions, even if someone tries to force you another way, and you can be happy.
of-castles-and-converses: ughsammy: what if cas tries to smite a demon and remembers he cant but the demon feels so bad for him and pretends to die to make cas feel better is the demon Tom Hiddleston?
lordcaliborn: i feel really bad when people screw up in the olympics like no no let them do it again i’m sure they can do it right if they tried again oh no
just-shower-thoughts:If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept seperately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.
queen-of-fallen-angels: lifeloveuniverse: tastefullyoffensive: How Jedis eat breakfast. (vine by Max Goodrich) What level of jedi would have to be to be able to do this? Because if I tried to do this in the morning I’d be so sleepy it would go more
thecutestcatever: humanitysfandomhoe: thecutestcatever: thecutestcatever: If you tried to hold Tigerbelle’s paw she would.. Let you She gets more precious with every post @humanitysfandomhoe
gahdamnpunk: Harley Quinn got out of an abusive relationship, is looking better than ever and would break those men’s knees if they tried to breathe in her direction
Cynder pulled against the chains, feeling the cold clasp on her hands. She could easily overpower and break through if she tried hard enough, but she relished in the moment. Spyro watched too, grinning as he used his tail to stroke along her thigh up
yellowcrayolacrayon: “One cannot help but be in awe when one contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries to comprehend only a little of this mystery every day.” ~ Albert Einstein
neptunain: what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
methlabrador: what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing
pissvortex: ratguzzler: pissvortex: i feel like you physically could not attack an orangutan like if you tried they would just look you in the eyes and a wave of inhuman calmness would wash over you orangutan got him orangutan got him
silver-tongues-blog: malus-syl-vestris: madqueensarah: I don’t understand how on TV, people can break into homes and immediately find bank statements, passports and super important documents. If someone tried that at my place it would be “I’m sure
likorys-shimenawa:authorbettyadams:This is the first time I’ve ever seen a public utility ruefully praise someone for property damage…. I mean, you couldn’t plan it if you tried, so it’s a genuine accident. And also a freaky one - like throwing
projectdtempt: After countless attempts of trying to figure out the color palette, I think I’m finally done. Hope you guys like it!
voltisubito: I’M LAUGHING I COULD NOT HAVE TIMED THIS BETTER IF I TRIED
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:If amazon tries to sex up lord of the rings to compete with game of thrones i will raise Tolkien from the dead myself to tell them to fuck off
kawaiilluminatii: dasfreefree: i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
zonerbonerz: Me pre-TAZ: Dungeons and Dragons is a complex fantasy game involving strict lore and is comprised mostly of math, I couldn’t play it even if I tried Me post-TAZ: i wanna form a DnD group with the lads so I can drive my DM insane and roleplay
haunt-my-miles: prince-squid: If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend ม,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies. why was this calculated
kramergate: kramergate: rest assured if youre trying to play the cool guy and make like “jokingly” rude comments on strangers posts for Funney Aloof Joke Points theyre just showing your comment to their friends and being like hey whats this dudes
lizardsister: acoolguy: lizardsister: full offense todd howard but essential NPCs were the worst thing to happen to elder scrolls what if you tried to kill todd howard only to find out he’s an essential npc?
roberttheglitcherino: graceking: I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle. I am absolutely positive if aliens tried to blend in this is what they’d end up looking like
y-tho-k: kittykatkayla90645: I have 13 cats and none of them would do this I have 1 cat and if i tried to pull this trick with my cat, my hand would be broken in 3 places
prokopetz: The flip side of “cleanse diets don’t do anything” is that if you tried a cleanse diet and you did experience a notable reduction in fatigue, joint pain, and general blarginess, you need to talk to an allergy specialist, because there’s
cincosechzehn: wombatking: prokopetz: yomommaboyfriend: just-shower-thoughts: If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. You ain’t have to
prokopetz: howtoreachprokopetz: prokopetz: Concept: robot rebellion, except instead of going all “kill all humans” they just start doing weird shit with no clear purpose, and if anybody tries to get them to explain what they’re doing or why they’re
garchomp-ings:prisonhannibal:I actually wouldn’t mind people coming back to tumblr, I think an increase in activity could be fun. I think it would be fucking hilarious if people tried to introduce 2021s influencer culture on here. you would literally
teethmeatmen:teethmeatmen:theyre literally just selling squares of colors as nfts now lmaoim not fucking kidding
dat-soldier:imlizy:just got reminded of the funniest tweet ever, some guy genuinely suggesting that the united states military perform a land invasion of russia through siberia in the winter ok but no one else has tried to do it the WORST way possible!
homunculus-argument:Random story I remember reading online but couldn’t now find if I tried: The guy telling the story got bored and decided to Educate Himself by watching older, classic anime that he hadn’t seen before. I can’t recall
I’m aware of a daily post limit but If there’s a draft limit I will cry :(
I can't change, even if I tried
unfriendlybambi: changelingupkeep: oreansyvaa: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD WHAT A PORCUPINE SOUNDS LIKE? WELL YOU HAVE NOW! look at this little cutie! it almost sounds like he could talk if he tried hard enough uguuuu so cute~ Ohmigawd he sounds like a little
thatpunnyguy: coolscar: so in an upcoming phineas and ferb special theyre teaming up with the avengers seriously i couldnt make this up if i tried and there mom still probably won’t believe it
ssardonyx:pearl’s dream made me wonder what would happen if rose tried out sleeping
mikkapi: Finally got around to watching ep 5. Late night Haikyuu!! practice sketches! Athletic and dynamic bodies are so fun to draw. Also the entire cast of Haikyuu is so handsome (ಥ﹏ಥ) if I tried picking a favorite I’d end up listing everyone…
khfriendlyreminders: Kingdom Hearts fandom: This plot couldn’t get any more confusing if it tried Nomura holding Dream Drop: Wanna bet
hetdreams: preach: 5-methoxy-n-n-dimethyltryptamine: preach: ruinedchildhood: “Promise me you won’t buy weed.. buy concentrates, dab pens and edibles.. much more potent if you trying to get blazed.. fuck shit weed with stems and seeds.. feel
stenuniverse: If someone tries to touch you in a way or in a place that makes you feel uncomfortable…beat their shit in.
deadxlast: mindfang: WHY WOULD SEGREGATING GAY BOYS FROM STRAIGHT BOYS ON CAMPING TRIPS MAKE ANY SENSE LIKE IF YOURE TRYING TO KEEP THEM FROM HAVING SEX WITH EACHOTHER YOURE LITERALLY PUTTING ALL THE BOYS WHO LIKE OTHER BOYS TOGETHER IN A TENT ALONE
sk33jasaurus: I couldn’t explain why I did this, even if I tried. Can we at least get sources plEASE!
broodingfury:Make deals with the devil while you’re still a child. Contracts signed by minors aren’t legally binding and if satan tries to take your soul he can be prosecuted. Enjoy your perfect grades and lifetime supply of chocolate. Of course
not-a-space-alien: proofreading my own writing like wow. u sure do love those commas, buddy. what if u tried to cool it with all those commas, pal. all those run-ons, friend. why don’t you tone it down, my guy
harpypizzaparty: kawaiilluminatii: dasfreefree: i couldn’t make this up even if i tried i’m crying.
amandashepard:Mass Effect 2 is truly a work of art and if anyone tries to tell you otherwise show them this clip
