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yomommaboyfriend: just-shower-thoughts: If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept seperately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.
punkelman:(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～ have a good day because you deserve it!(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～ and if someone tries to ruin your mood (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ～ burn them.
albotas: Papercraft Eva Unit 01 The Human Instrumentality Project couldn’t engineer this amazing papercraft if they tried. Yes, it transforms into that tank, and yes, that’s an RX-78 in the background. Blasphemy! I kid - I love both Evangelion and
dasfreefree: i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
hipster-trichster: brbjellyfishing: fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon i couldn’t if i tried.
thatpunnyguy: coolscar: so in an upcoming phineas and ferb special theyre teaming up with the avengers seriously i couldnt make this up if i tried and there mom still probably won’t believe it
sargentsey: you couldn’t kill me if you tried for a hundred years [x]
soudas: can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
st0rmbringer: I couldn’t have laughed more, even if I tried. You get a star for the best ask 2014
felkina: “Ngh! Fuck! The way you clutch my tits and bury yourself balls deep in me as you utter your about to cum! It feels amazing, I couldn’t get off this wonderful dick even if I tried… It’s so thick and rewarding, that wonderful feeling of
readyfordaddynow: 2young2old2deep: When she wears those little white stockings Daddy molested his little girl for years. He knew that one day she would become addicted to his cock. Now she can’t get enough. She fucks down on him so hard, trying to
aspiritualwarrior: “We often ask, ‘What’s wrong?’ Doing so, we invite painful seeds of sorrow to come up and manifest. We feel suffering, anger, and depression, and produce more such seeds. We would be much happier if we tried to stay in touch
oceano-s: s-un-rise: alaea: o-dessa: ori-ginality: too hard to scroll past akdmsliojerf this is perfect i’m just admiring the talent that was put in to this ^hahah yeah if i tried to do this, it’d look like a blob of sand Hello :) oceano-s
drugsinmybrain: I feel like if I tried to walk around here I would die. Yay being raised in a small town. Not.
bakasara: onamelancholyhill: And if something tries to bust in…? Let’s say John taught him wrong. But Dean is teaching well: DON’T COME HERE WITH YOUR PERFECT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT GO AWAY
lordcaliborn: i feel really bad when people screw up in the olympics like no no let them do it again i’m sure they can do it right if they tried again oh no
I swear, if we tried, we could make it last.
not-a-space-alien: proofreading my own writing like wow. u sure do love those commas, buddy. what if u tried to cool it with all those commas, pal. all those run-ons, friend. why don’t you tone it down, my guy
atrius97: nesanasen: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: My Life ⏰ (W/ Ally Gursky) I cannot relate to this more if I tried Me as fuck
suspend: haunt-my-miles: prince-squid: If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend ม,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies. why was this calculated i cant
disgustingassholes: I’d love to see her struggling to hold the cum inside. I bet she couldn’t if she tried. That’s just a permanently open fuck slit now.
tgirlsgonewild: You can’t make Domino look bad even if you tried !!!
girlfights: Me if someone tries it at the airport tonight
kawaiilluminatii:dasfreefree: i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
cuckoldselection: Do you see how your wife loves to take it hard and rough by her bull?Not by you, only her bull.If you tried that she would simply kick you in the balls.
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
broodingfury:Make deals with the devil while you’re still a child. Contracts signed by minors aren’t legally binding and if satan tries to take your soul he can be prosecuted. Enjoy your perfect grades and lifetime supply of chocolate.
methlabrador: what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing
asiandaughter: what if guys tried to impress girls by saying “yes I’m a guy, yes I put on makeup and go to the malls”
neptunain: what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
rairatrio: Important character development question: would they lick someone’s hand if they tried to cover their mouth?
iverbz: brownglucose: imsoshive: What the hell … I kind of want to go to show where a celebrity tries to crowd surf so I can be that asshole who drops them. lmfao please tell me this isnt the actual reason lmao
haunt-my-miles: prince-squid: If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend ม,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies. why was this calculated
jazminserene: Lololololololololololol the blond just looks angry then slightly confused. ….. Probably would be my expression if I tried to do a ‘come to bed’ face. XP
rudeness-is-epidemic: If she tries to hit on you… I will smack a bitch down.
Is having sex with someone, while their dog or cat is in the room “tacky as fuck and not attractive” (mind you, the animal is only watching, not trying to interact, but merely curious and might stand up and look but that’s it)? Is that
pizzaotter: recklessbandon: yomommaboyfriend: just-shower-thoughts: If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept seperately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. You ain’t have to put those people
sensualhumiliation: katie, this is for you… The captive lady has been forced to undress herself and expose her intimacy to her captor, even being bound. If she tries to stop or avoid this, may be a good friend or even a relative could be kidnapped
thewriterkid: If anybody tries to tell you that Ferguson is full of crazy rioters and looters and animals and the police response is justified, show them this. Then please slap them for me.
“Take us home with you, Mr. Crude, and I’ll lick a lot more than her leg!” said Missy with a laugh.“She’ll probably lick you, too,” commented Lisa. “I wouldn’t be at all surprised if she tried to rim you!”“That settles it. You two
“Are you my warrior princess tonight, young lady?” asked Mr. Crude.“Yes, I am, and if anybody tries to mess with you, I’ll use my big sword on ‘em,” she replied. “You… you can use your big sword on me, old man.”
masterknox: rubygirl07: masterknox:You invoke such a passion in Daddy. I couldn’t explain it if I tried. No I wouldn’t mind at all……. Goooood girl.
Can’t fit anything more important to me in this picture if I tried!! by charleyatwell
Sweets, you couldn’t ignore me if you tried😎💁🏻👸🏻😂 #65whynot69 #beauty #woods by seliniangelini
I couldn't stop even if I tried
blvckcrystal: marshmalllow: what if tyga tried to be cute n bite Kylie’s lip and it just popped 😂
Feet, more precisely, heels in the air! Ladies, wouldn’t it be funny if we tried our shoes on like this? I mean they really should provide better accommodations for such things in shoe stores.
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