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Person: *acts nice when they actually hate you* me: i heard you didn’t like me :) Person: no ofc not!!! Where did u hear that from? :) me:
captioned-vines: tahreza: when shes like “that one is” its the cutest thing in the world and its also me Boyfriend: [mumbles] “That’s sensational.” Girlfriend: “Actually, that’s not my favorite highlighter.” Boyfriend: “It’s not?”
“I like a man to kiss me all over my body. I want him to make me feel like a queen. I also like it when a man tastes my pussy. That is the best feeling. That is what makes me orgasm the fastest. Sometimes, it is not the actual sex, but the foreplay
unorthodoxtherapy: Hannigram sketch \o Still not over the finale ;-; I might paint this digitally later and try to make it look like they’re actually underwater, but idk xD Ps: I have an art blog now! You can follow me here - Please, do not repost
queenconsuelabananahammock: thegreatviino: meet-you-in-neverland: spattergroit101: don’t talk to me unless you can quote this entire scene from memory do not, I repeat, do not picture samuel l. jackson actually saying these lines. you will laugh
s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually:grandtheft-autotune:sting-rae11:Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said parent,
redkatherine: wiseone6602: Actually, my wife has been fairly looser lately, and it’s not because of my cock… Hopefully she’s cheating on me with her black co-worker If she is not, she should be! Yes, she should be
Okay..i pass but result was not good but i still pass. i happy with my result actually not but still pass. But GPA was suck.i know i cant get 2 and above. thumbs up to me!!!!
s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said
ctcsherry: Airlines of the World - Set 4/4 Characters are arranged according to longitude coordinates of hub airport, and cities are chosen according to main hub of “flag carrier airlines”. A full list of landmarks depicted in each picture and
unfselenita: “I get it all day, every day. I’m not sexy enough, or I’m not cool enough, or if I did this I would be accepted…Let me tell you one thing: The sexiest thing I think—actually I know, is class.”
randomgeeknamedbrent: s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent
perv-kami: fyahlover: perv-kami: #2 there are not many blogs that genuinly turn me on in terms of the exploits the actual blogger gets up to.. this young man …and his yummy booty lishius, fat pussy appreciating ladies..not to mention his huge cock..sh
pinkstarsfallinginreverse:fragmentedruminations:Reblogging to place the ACTUAL credit for this photo, not the exBDSMgirlfriend BS link:pinkstarsfallinginreverseDO NOT REMOVE CREDITS AND OR/STEAL MY PHOTOS AGAIN. Model: Me Equipment and ropework: thattroi
kinkytxcpl: jennysexi: pussyorcockisfinewithme: pretty fucking hot Real men are not afraid of their own cum. So hot. My boyfriend is not afraid of kissing me after he cums in my mouth he actually enjoys it as much as I do.
Ok hubby, all you have to do to get back into my good graces is suck one little dick for me. Actually it may not be little, but you’d do that for me right? You said you’d do anything for me, and that would really be hot.
wolli6: propertyofboss: The last gag I ordered similar to this was actually not the one I ordered, they sent me one with leather sides from the ball not the rubber sides you see here. This one is so much more comfortable, no more split sides of lips
sandsandsorrows: YESSSSSSSSSSSS. this is a pretty big issue for me actually. and not just because it’s really amazing to see what other muses say, think and feel about your muse when they’re not around
malafight: so i got paid 2 days ago and already am ม in the hole thanks to bills, and I need gas and food to last me the week and a half to next paycheck, not counting the money i need for Christmas gifts that are probably not going to actually happen.
I love this quote from Albert Einstein, I don’t know how many times this quote has saved me from stepping on a self-destructive path.Many times in my life, I was told that I was not good at this, not good at that. Even the only thing that I am actually
instructor144: A PM from a Follower, abstracted in the interests of privacy … “So explain to me about some submissives and marks? Having their Dom mark their bodies. I’m not talking about the actual act of him marking her, I’m not a masochist
peachithings:“I just think that it’s not easy to say that someone is really on my side. I’m not just talking about love or marriage. To actually be able to have a good conversation, and to show even the ugliest side of me, is a little hard
Ummm yes!! 💛 🤩 they are just so stubborn and too embarrassed admitting that they actually wet themself’s.. so all like nope not me! It was just a small leak that’s not an accident leaks are normal!!! And B resist rolling their eyes but still
lostways27: Its hard not to think of Christmas and not remember Gremlins, the first movie I saw that actually scared the crap out of me, so much I didnt want to go near any Christmas trees for a while after seeing the movie when I was 5 or 6. Now I watch
scientia-rex: thefisherqueen: e-cryptid: It’s okay to not want to have sex ever. It’s okay to never even try it. I was 23 before it even occurred to me that not starting with sex ever was an option. The feeling of relief was so great I actually cried.
aryastarks: wescraven: We were the happiest couple we knew. And what’s the point of being together if you’re not the happiest? But Nick got lazy. He became someone I did not agree to marry. He actually expected me to love him unconditionally. Then
dairyisntscary: an-actual-stone: furbearingbrick: dairyisntscary:It’s not fair that I went 21 years without anyone telling me that cottage cheese comes in large curds not just small ones and the large curds are much better dark cottage cheese show
chelseajadexo: have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me
thunderboltsortofapenny:meet-you-in-neverland:spattergroit101:don’t talk to me unless you can quote this entire scene from memory do not, I repeat, do not picture samuel l. jackson actually saying these lines. you will laugh uncontrollably and wake
karnythia:thunderboltsortofapenny:meet-you-in-neverland:spattergroit101:don’t talk to me unless you can quote this entire scene from memory do not, I repeat, do not picture samuel l. jackson actually saying these lines. you will laugh uncontrollably
Hey, just a reminder that if you send me an anon with a question but you include personal information and ask me not to post it, I can’t actually reply to you in any way. I just got one of these, so if you want a response, please re-ask me in a
onii-chan-temptations:“Really? Is this all you guys got? When you all said you were gonna destroy me I actually got a little excited but I’m not impressed. See, my pussy maybe full of your dirty cum but it’s still hungry. My holes not raw or
tinywitchy: diorslut: scorpio moon culture is me not telling anyone anything Scorpio moon culture is not having a single person that actually knows all the different sides of you, just a bunch of people who know one part part or another
jasdavi:Aaaannd last but not least I drew Son Goku today :)first time actually which is kinda sad, cause dbz was one of the first series that got me into manga/anime. also for my patreon poll :’Dhe was supposed to look hypnotized ..not sure if i really
thestillasfm: At long lastAfter who knows how many months of not having enough free time to work in sfm,im back in the saddle,tho i can feel the rust on me =P.Anyhow,gotta start somewhere,heres something i just made,its actually not finished,there were
im not exaggerating for internet fame, i have actually kicked women out of my apartment for lying to me about sex. if youll lie to me about something as inconsequential as fucking, youd be willing to lie to me about some serious shit. and i dont play
fruitymilkstuff:DERPCESTThis is the result of me not knowing what ponies to use, if to futa them up or not and such other things. So the ultimate decision was to have multiple realities combine for non-futa on futa Derpy ACTION.YEAAAAAAH.This is actually
ask-folly:askmeadowlark:N-not that I actually want to eat you or anything! You are a pony right? You can talk? You are not just a gemstone statue? It is very hard to tell because you just keep staring at me like that… … Can… can I lick you?
ask-folly:askmeadowlark:ask-folly:askmeadowlark:N-not that I actually want to eat you or anything! You are a pony right? You can talk? You are not just a gemstone statue? It is very hard to tell because you just keep staring at me like that… …
fyeahcouture: awkwardcupcake: Yeah, that’s what you say. But it’s not so simple… ^True, it’s not that simple. This is actually complete bullshit, well to me at least.
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People please stop tagging ToS as RO. It’s not fucking RO. Learn to fucking tag. Those who actually are INTERESTED in the damn game are probably smart enough to follow ToS tag. Leave the ones, like me for example, who are NOT interested, alone.
acagedcouple: Another night of frustration for me. My beautiful wife says only another week before she lets me out. I am pretty sure that she actually likes me caged more than free anymore. I think she likes not having to do house work anymore.
subtill-beslaved-under-women-tpe:lostsubmissive60:strapon-addiction:I think you could too, so let’s try!it’s actually WOMEN DECISIONS OVER me, I think that i not be necessarily to be have to be asked for allowed. i have really not that hight
bearlyfunctioning: Comic #84: Don’t rush me!! - Patreon - Twitter - Facebook - Its not advised to ask an anxious bear to cut your hair!(Don’t worry it actually turned out not too bad but this was going on in my head the entire time lol.) Hard
24cr: an animation meme that i’m certain will not turn into a meme. LMAO honestly this is just something to thank all of my followers and subscribers, lots of hugs to you all. ♡ this is my first try at actual animation, so bear with me for not making
bitch-gl0: I don’t NEED a relationship, I WANT one . Like I’m not looking for no one to complete me or make me whole or whatever . I just wanna fall deeply and unbelievably in love with someone . I want someone to never stop choosing me and actually
cheonjiwang: dicktripwire: Wallpapers from The Legend of Korra: The Art of the Animated Series Part 1 my favorite part is bolin not being super muscular but actually chubby like if that is not me im gonna
sssn-neptune-vasilias: hatzynz: sssn-neptune-vasilias: I’m actually really liking that the word “salty” is becoming popular again because like… it describes me perfectly. I’m not mad or upset. I’m not angry or jealous. I am salty. I am
bustysister: My sexy and super cool older brother actually came to talk to me at the party instead of avoiding me like he usually did. Not only that, but he even started flirting with me. He was good, too, but it turns out he was just joking. I wonder
psychomentats: gingerkyuketsuki: n-haught: people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that? me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan. “do not mistake composure for ease” DO NOT
jasdavi: Aaaannd last but not least I drew Son Goku today :)first time actually which is kinda sad, cause dbz was one of the first series that got me into manga/anime. also for my patreon poll :’Dhe was supposed to look hypnotized ..not sure if i really
samuel-alexander: Today is (begrudgingly) a work from home day which means looking like this all day, not keeping calm and not being 21. Lots of being in bed because there’s actually nowhere else for me to prop up my laptop… Bigger bedroom soon!
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