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nixpunk: i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit
larrysinlove:powerfulweak:mermandos:remember the start of season 1 when everything was okI’m not actually sure what show you are referring to and that scares me#is this about one direction
popkiller: gagadailyofficial: Lady Gaga: “We’re not actually communicating with each other, we’re unconsciously communicating lies” http://bit.ly/1Nt5MSZ OK CALL ME OUT
fluerly: im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me …or even worse…they fall out of love with you
watermelonvegan88: AND YOU’RE TELLING ME THEY’RE NOT ACTUALLY GAY
thingssthatmakemewet:Somehow I look better in babe’s hat than any of the baseball caps I actually own, but I’m not complaining 🧢💋💖@mossyoakmaster Yea, you look adorable in my hat 😍😍🥰😘😘
I’m actually not ok
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
k4therine: seriously i will never not reblog this, this is the best thing. ever. omg. hahahhahaha this is actually the cutest thing EVER!!
sincerelyadorables: vinsnstvble: blossomedd: fearrfuull: unriskfull: teenwolfage: omg what the fuck i actually gained 1000 followers this morning after i subscribed to her youtube channel here….not even kidding!! woahhh..i just tried it and
likeslothstoflames: oldman-wilakers: corrupted-teens: isaiahdior: losteight: gorillaxbiscuit: i couldn’t not reblog this Fuck where are the girls that actually want this, like I GOT YOU. i got us. fuck. Crying 😩 yes
watchedhotwife: hornyoldiesblog: watchedhotwife: Hubby, was impossible not to cum. His member was rigid like a pole. I just melted on him. #w Mmmmhhh so a hot fuck. This is actually me @hornyoldiesblog. All posts tagged with #w are pictures or
Forgive me for who I'm not
sherralotz: haveholmeswilltravel: HES THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HEAR HER AND THAT WILL NEVER NOT MAKE ME SOB UGH I MEAN HE ACTUALLY MAKES AN EFFORT TO HEAR HER
punkbunnies: dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i
man idk what’s happening to me but my boobs are DEFINITELY bigger and I actually have an ass to grab onto even darfin has noticed WHATS GOING ON
am feeling v frustrated and sad and insecure about my body/attractiveness and I think its mostly because I havent gotten off in forever or had actual good sex without being rushed or quiet :(((
while reading old facebook conversations from high school I reread all the rumors about me and my anxiety went upppppp and I had flashbacks of things and I did not appreciate but one of the rumors and honestly the main reason I dropped out of my high
like why is it so hard to find a hot guy to hook up with like if I find a hot guy, he’s not actually that hot and he ends up ggiving me mixed fucking signals like what I don’t want to hear you fucking talk about clemson’s football team
Joke’s on you , person who went rifling through my purse in the locker room! I have no money and my cc is empty haaaahaha! But thanks for not actually stealing andything and only making me paranoid you piece of shit :)
melissasdirtydiary: Daddy has some stupid rule about not actually fucking me. Let’s see how long her can hold out on that.
hold on, you know who is texting me again…sounds like someone has a little crush~no way! you know we’re just friendsmy little sis is growing up so fast, what ever will I do?ughhh…Karma….
bang: Teacher: Hey i grade papers til 7, go home cook for my children, help them with homework and do paperwork til 3am. You are not tired.Me: I was actually up for 2 days watching naruto, i need nap
h0odrich: wayward-waddiwasi: supersugoiautism: thatscienceguy: Long exposure picture of a Lightning Bolt hitting a Tree! holy shit metal as fuck please tell me yall truly truly deep in your hearts did not actually believe this picnik ass shit
tbh if we did ever get married it would be in a field or on a beach with a jp and my mom and my grandmother and grandfather and his parents and siblings AND THAT IS IT (maybe my brother and step dad, too, idk)i could not possibly say the things that
“People are so sensitive. They won’t even let me joke about beating up a little girl anymore.” Yes, you mutated fuckup. Because over time we have finally learned that it’s not actually funny for adults to even JOKE about beating
tainbocuailnge: me fantasizing about making a thing but not actually making it but I’m having a great time just fantasizing about it so it’s ok
If you don’t like wine I don’t like you. ADDING; Yes I drink wine out of plastic cups and not an actual wine glass. I can’t fill those up enough OKAY!??
leonarajourney: Don’t tell me that this could not actually happen between them restaurant AU
spartanlocke: forest-of-stories: filmgifs: The Cabin in the Woods (2011) dir. Drew Goddard It occurs to me that some people might not actually know where the now-memetic “evil is defeated” image comes from, so here you go. This just makes
aphroditea: thepotterwholockian: can I have all of these I actually wanted to be a creative/artistic interior designer (like this) for a while but there is so much math/measurement involved wow and yeah not for me.. but so beautiful
retiredjesus:Teacher: Hey i grade papers til 7, go home cook for my children, help them with homework and do paperwork til 3am. You are not tired.Me: I was actually up for 2 days watching naruto, i need nap
yolobaggins: gayreyna: the sexual tension between you and any other teenager you see at the grocery store OH MY GOD IM SO GLAD THAT THIS IS AN ACTUAL THING AND NOT JUST ME BEING WEIRD
disgustinggf:i’m on this app only to be sexy and insane, do not expect me to actually make any sense
The feeling of being filled.. oh god yes please 🥰The feeling of being fucked.. no nope. No. Just no 😕
i-hate-the-beach: holy shit. u got me like a billion followers, well okay not actually, but can u post another ! http://almostfamousuniverse.tumblr.com/ YES OF COURSE! you’re gorgeous! thank-you so much!! go follow this hottie <3
This is so cheesy, makes me feel 11 years old again, Like “Wow, that’s romance, is it not?”Actually, my 11 year old self would probably be like, “How romantic, he’s sweet.”He’s a cliche, media darling bad boy, romanticism She’s innocent
theassbuttshavelion: So Stakes, specifically this song, ruined me. I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve actually cried while making an AMV. Song: Everything Stays, written by Rebecca Sugar, sung by Olivia Olson
tom-sellecks-moustache: siyeohns: fan-art-ic: gracenchoice: the-moon-loves-the-sea: siyeohns: met gala 2014 // met gala 2019 Okay was anyone going to tell me they’re actually together or was that something I had to read today in the dyke group
I have better friends that actually care, but...they live so far away from me...
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so apparently users cant really report art unless its the actual owner. I tried reporting that someone stole your art, but its not letting me. I’m sorry, I really did try. I wish there was something more I could do, but yeah. yeah deviantart
inkstarcookie: GC: K4RKL3S 1 SM3LL SOM3TH1NG D3L1C1OUS >:] CG: THIS. IS. NOT. FOR. YOU. —————— happy birthday sunniE!!! <3 a lil karezi for you. actually it looks more of a late valentines … excuse the anatomy <3 meh. happy
johnandkatpluseight: yooooo it’s not as cute as what you drew, and I’ve got no Jake, but I based my cosplay off that one two panel comic thingy you made ;u; well also that dumb meme but w/e i got the idea from you and that’s all that matters
BY CHARLIE I MEAN ME Not actual charlie jesus christ
Note: I do not actually watch Game of Thrones nor do I read it. Forever and his roommate watched the Red Wedding episode together and I was there and I was just like “WELL THAT WAS UNFORTUNATE” so I think everything might be ruined for me
putmeinherplace: Keep your chin up or get zapped. It looks like a game you can’t win in the long run. Of course, that would not prevent me from wanting to play. Actually, that’s probably why it’s exciting.
bless season 20 for making kyman look like it might actually be reciprocal…just…bless it
so thanksgiving dinner was good! my sister and I managed not to strangle each other and everyone was well fed. I think that it went well enough.
mustache13781: dashingicecream: that one picture destroyed me WHAT DOES SHE MEAN?! O.O do not worry friend i am here to clear things up sakura!miku = pink luka = also pink imagine luka using a seductive tone here and tadaaa
top i drew for thorboner and bottom i drew for me hhhhhhhhAHAh [poses]
i named my new pig Fernando
lmao fucK…… i’ve actually drawn a little mono doodle referencing that video before……(the video if anyone is curious –> here)
also is there a consistent tag for yang/sun that people actually use or is that ship dead pls let me kno if u kno thank u
I'm not a prisoner of this world.
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