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bando–grand-scamyon: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: blackness-by-your-side: this 👆🏾 Do these straight people just like Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them Lord this just gave me a whole headache
lucidphoenixxx: brunten: inspiringsketches: not actually the topic of this blog but OMG THIS IS SO COOL im gunna fucking do this I swear. oh wow wow wow this gives me some ideas
If I ever form a feminist club on campus, our first order of business would probably be to educate people on the actual belief that it’s for gender equality, not hatred of men. Second act would probably be getting dress code equally targeted/enforced.
lovethoseflaminghomosexuals: sherralotz: haveholmeswilltravel: HES THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HEAR HER AND THAT WILL NEVER NOT MAKE ME SOB UGH I MEAN HE ACTUALLY MAKES AN EFFORT TO HEAR HER That guy went to my highschool
retiredjesus: Teacher: Hey i grade papers til 7, go home cook for my children, help them with homework and do paperwork til 3am. You are not tired.Me: I was actually up for 2 days watching naruto, i need nap
female-supremacist: I’m not actually a big fan of findomme, but the pictures inspired me. 😊
vanilla-chastity: My husband begs me. I have to be very strict. You cannot orgasm. Men belong in chastity. Disclaimer: Mary Elizabeth Winstead did not actually say these things, alas.
rickgrimeshappens: When the children first meet Count Olaf and Jim Carrey says, “Wait, give me the line again,” was not actually in the script, it was Carrey staying in character and wanting to try it again, but they kept the cameras rolling and
laugh-addict: rickgrimeshappens: When the children first meet Count Olaf and Jim Carrey says, “Wait, give me the line again,” was not actually in the script, it was Carrey staying in character and wanting to try it again, but they kept the cameras
Sometimes I wonder if my anxiety is something I should consult a doctor about or just keep to myself. If I make myself have it. If it’s all in my head or if it’s actually a problem. Jon told me I should see a doctor. Maybe I should. But ya
gosadrehotgif: websissy: I have actually done this. There have been times when I was at the adult shop a man would not want me to suck him, but would stroke himself. I would always get on my knees in front of him, put my face right under the head of
robin48-blog: fantasycum: as-true-as-bi-can-be: Words I would love to hear a beautiful woman say to me at a bar. definitely NOT…actually i PREFER that!! :) no. Where did you buy that dress?
usagimiu: greedypet: Seriously prettybabywhore is the cutest thing on the net. Can someone please ship her to sarpedom so he can mark this perfect flesh? This is actually me, im sure prettybabywhore is a lovely girl but this is not her in the picture
sherralotz: haveholmeswilltravel: HES THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HEAR HER AND THAT WILL NEVER NOT MAKE ME SOB UGH I MEAN HE ACTUALLY MAKES AN EFFORT TO HEAR HER
sunisjealousofthewayyoushine: sassprincess: sherralotz: haveholmeswilltravel: HES THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HEAR HER AND THAT WILL NEVER NOT MAKE ME SOB UGH I MEAN HE ACTUALLY MAKES AN EFFORT TO HEAR HER otp Thank you I never ever knew what she was
I was so proud of myself that day for not messing up my lips or anything on my face 😂
powerfulweak:mermandos:remember the start of season 1 when everything was okI’m not actually sure what show you are referring to and that scares me
spartanlocke: forest-of-stories: filmgifs: The Cabin in the Woods (2011) dir. Drew Goddard It occurs to me that some people might not actually know where the now-memetic “evil is defeated” image comes from, so here you go. This just makes
randomdeinonychus:kingscrown666:titkoks:New type of guy just droppedThe subtitles did not prepare me for what he was actually saying.
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: Seth Everyman reblog a my posts but does not follow me. He purchases the milk….but scorns the cow Hmmmm…..maybe this post is weird actually I’m begging you guys to stop reblogging this post
what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:What and who is included in the lgbt/queer/gay(general) communities aren’t always super clear cut actually and like… that’s fine.Like a cishet man that likes doing drag likely doesn’t consider himself
kitschens:bakwaaas:one day I woke up and realised all the waiting and yearning was actually me living my life and it’s happening right now and it’s still good even if it’s not perfect and there is no moment when all your dreams get fulfilled and
Sometimes I’m not actually sure my brain functions, doesn’t stop me from using it, theres just consequences…
kimiyoiii: things to note about ouran:when tamaki realizes haruhi’s not actually male “wait, you’re a girl?” she replies with: “well, biologically i am.” (note: biologically.)“i don’t care if people think of me as a boy or a girl”“i
ragecandybar:Scrapped Bayonettas, I keep saying it and not actually doing it but I kinda want to leave this rougher sketches just for twitter to keep this blog clean, so follow me there if you care about this type of stuff hahah orz
powerfulweak: mermandos:remember the start of season 1 when everything was okI’m not actually sure what show you are referring to and that scares me
420-247: chanted: I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself. wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
studiotrigger: have you ever kink shamed your own kink in order to make your friends think you didn’t have it so you could seem not as fucked up as you actually are.
blackgrasscomic: TODAY’S UPDATE: HERE PREVIOUS PAGE: HERESTART FROM THE TOP: HERE SUPPORT BLACKGRASS ON PATREON Hi y’all! SO UM, I’m officially below 躔 on patreon. This is not enough for me to live on, let alone continue updating the comic
elvendork: elvendork: don’t delete captions off my art like I don’t care if it says “mmm drawrings” or is actually a link to my online shops! either way you’re obscuring the source and the artist, Me, and making it harder for people to find
skelosfangs: spinachcan-waifu: glassgizmo: I’ll draw any dhmis characters for ya :D PLEEEASE Okay but, just send the face not the character i’ll draw the next cat on line of the aphabet with it.
dollymattel: dollymattel:do u ever experience something so minorly inconvenient & feel ur heart start racing & ur face getting hot & realize what an actual real life mess u are i swear all tht happened was not being able 2 screw the top of
clearmind: No matter how many times you are told that you live in the land of the free, with liberty and justice for all, these things only actually apply to the rich and privileged few and not to me or to you.
grumpsaesthetics: every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually
little-whore-princess: me, not actually child pornography
my roommate asked me why i watch cycling so i made this and i'm not sorry
My Mom asked me why I’m so pro gay rights even though I’m not actually gay and I told her “because it’s so hard to find love no matter what gender you prefer so why make life any more difficult for anyone who was lucky enough to
just got in from cleanin’ ferret dook’s in the rain. guess i’m gonna paint my nails, drink wine, smoke some of the devil’s lettuce, then play katamari. today’s actually not so bad.
h0odrich: wayward-waddiwasi: supersugoiautism: thatscienceguy: Long exposure picture of a Lightning Bolt hitting a Tree! holy shit metal as fuck please tell me yall truly truly deep in your hearts did not actually believe this picnik ass shit
retiredjesus:Teacher: Hey i grade papers til 7, go home cook for my children, help them with homework and do paperwork til 3am. You are not tired.Me: I was actually up for 2 days watching naruto, i need a nap
hurdwood: A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004), dir. Brian Silberling When the children first meet Count Olaf and Jim Carrey says, “Give me the line again,” was not actually in the script, it was Carrey staying in character wanting to try it again,
justchelsea190: sexyhotwifeselfies: Damn your so sexy!!! Do you take request??? ;) IM FOLLOWING YOU……THAT SHOULD BE ALL THAT MATTERS SEXY. ;) Actually, you’re not following me :(
new-urgirlamber-notcheating:When your gym friend reads your panties and takes it literal …. Oops 😬. Yes that is what you think leaked out and dried up. Can’t say the actual word of the fun police might not let me post these 😂 My clit is
lovethosepanties:Perhaps you could post this for me?OMG. OF COURSE!!! I absolutely love getting submissions from this follower. Love those….. well not actually wearing panties!
tyleroakley: sassygaybabies: pizzaforpresident: sierrakushterbeck: THIS COMMERICAL TAKES LIKE THE BIGGEST TURN FOR THE WORST EVER AND I DON’[T LIKE IT OH MY GOD YOU GUYS THIS IS AN ACTUAL COMMERCIAL these comments did NOT PREPARE ME
my non-expensive birthday list so far: oil and acrylic paints (already have so many watercolours it’s not even funny), some canvases (is that a word or), a variety of brushes, an easel…other painting stuff…. lush giftcards general
holyschm1tt: have you ever had a legitimate crush on a band member like to the point where you’re not even fangirling anymore you just actually love them
The actual zodiac signs
Buy me strawberry or matcha pocky please + you’ll get endless kisses.
I rather just not be much of anything anymore. I just want to fade away and disappear so I don’t have to feel.
tainbocuailnge: me fantasizing about making a thing but not actually making it but I’m having a great time just fantasizing about it so it’s ok
jehovahhthickness: imleft-handed: Her: I ain’t heard from you in a minute Me: your communication skills trash On some real shit, sometimes it may not be their communication skills. They probably don’t have shit to say to you or y’all have nothing
littlemixs:No. I mean, she’s actually evil. Not high school evil.JENNIFER’S BODY (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama
mydarkangel2pls: I just realized something.Have you ever not felt something for so long that you forget to remember how sweet it is? I mean that a time passed so long it’s buried so deep to keep you from wanting it so badly…because it’s actually
