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“Do you have any videos of a guy fingering a girl, with her pussy up close? Those always get me off because it’s easier for me to imagine it being done to me. (Like in that gif with the guy fingering her in the bath)” Actually lots
erinashford: Just so you know that this is actually me and not a catfish :P If you see anyone else posting my pics please let me know! <3 erinashford.tumblr.com Because I keep getting endless messages regarding me being a “catfish”
exponential-atomic-mass: LO AND BEHOLD I’M NOT ACTUALLY DEAD. Full render sequences just take a lot out of me and I’ve forgotten how long the full suite actually takes me ;u; But yes, thanks to user werereallystilldoingthis, who asked for a sequence
nsarararara: Me: “Hey, wanna see a magic trick?” *removes panties from beneath skirt*GF: “You ain’t a magician, you a ho.” this is me on my other blog. Yes, this is an actual exchange between me and my gf.
robobat: hannahbananafeefifofanna: getbentgetbent: saiyan: Actually, the “door” in question is actually not a door at all! If we turn this “door” clockwise we reveal… …that it is actually a door frame!! It is a piece of paneling
lonesomemother1:bad-mommy:New porn movies every hour – FREE MILF porn! As I pulled my panty to the side to show my pussy to my son i was embarrassed. I could not believe i was actually doing this. My son was not making me do it. He just asked me to
iliketoforkmyself: MAYBE IT’S NOT ACTUALLY EVERYONE ELSE BEING NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME BUT MORE SO ME NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE ELSE. I PICK THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE, PICK OUT THEIR MANY FLAWS AND THEN THE FEW ‘GOOD’ THINGS ABOUT THEM AND THEN
Yo I’m 100% okay with furry porn, but can someone please explain to me why there is ACTUAL LIVE BEASTIALITY PORN ON MY DASH LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
swaetshrit: Reposting this because I think it’s actually one of my best paintings ever. I wasn’t that happy about it at first because it had taken so long I was utterly sick of looking at it. But it’s grown on me over time, and I am actually quite
tbh I don’t even know what exactly Bethesda does wrong because while I do enjoy playing their games, I find it very hard to care about what’s actually going on in them and I literally do not care about any of the characters as soon as I’m not directly
drunkfluttershy answered: Firelord Fluttershy This might not be the Firelord you’re looking for, but it’s okay, I forgive you. This one was quite refreshing, actually. But I might have doodled too hard on this. I’m not sorry. (Fun
Can we Talk about the fact that there is an actual dating sim game where the characters you date are actually pigeons and not humans ok.
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Anyone, that post their omo content, ever be scrolling in your dash and then quickly stop and scroll back up thinking you see yourself in a video/gif/pic but something’s off then your like “oh fuck, not again” as you realize it’s that one omo
bob-belcher: side effects of being numb due to mental illness: not crying for weeks and weeks on end until one day, you’re breaking down over something that isn’t actually worth getting upset about not being able to tell if your feelings for people
chaotic-neutral-comics:Actual thing actually said to me by more than one family member. And at the same time I was constantly dizzy, weak, and foggy headed. Spoiler alert: Don’t say stuff like this. Losing weight isn’t always a good thing, and it
wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
I don’t actually think I’m ready for another relationship haha ._.“ Think I need to focus on myself even more so than I already need to. God I need a fucking job ugh but everything around here is terrible. I don’t even actually
Who knew I actually possessed emotions, let alone jealousy?! Like I’m genuinely mad at my ex because it should’ve been me. He’s not doing this to make me jealous, of course. He doesn’t even know what I see/find out because I keep
First weekend home from school and actually having a lot of fun. Not a bad night for a bonfire out in the woods. :)
My boss (after a month and a half!) finally sat me down and told me that she could not give me a raise. She actually cut corners around my training to ensure that I could not be in the skill range necessary to be given more money. I have never felt
tummybub: list of cool things to call me (not cute) celestial exquisite ethereal sublime otherworldly alluring magnificent charming fascinating splendid dazzling entrancing radiant
loyalbloggerwhowaits: Let me talk to you about a concept called Reblog Karma It’s not an official Tumblr Rule yet, but I think it should be If you see an askbox meme being reblogged by someone, it means they actually want you to send things to their
litahalford: it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice”
*likes a post**in response, tumblr suggestion pop-up shows me four shippy pictures of a pairing I can’t stand even though its not even remotely related to the post I ‘liked’*What did I do to deserve this insult
dickspeightjr: sometimes i forget i’m not actually friends with some of you and i start to reply to your text posts and i have to stop myself Sometimes I actually do it unless I think someone hates me.
ah yes, the holidays. the time of year where i actually have to give my phone a passlock because unlike people i only ever occasionally talk to at school, i actually can’t trust my family to not go snooping through my phone. happy holidays.
if it turns out there’s actually a spider in my room and i’m not just seeing shit, please be worried for me. i might not make it out alive.
choke me not sexually like actually kill me
kissthestarsandlovethemoon: Say it with me, kids: Iwaizumi Hajime is not angry 24-7. Iwaizumi Hajime is not an abusive, heartless person. Iwaizumi Hajime knows when to not cross a line. Iwaizumi Hajime would not say stuff like ‘shittykawa’ if he
simonjadis: cutemutant: mikemeekin: glamsquadunite: whorville: Why not let actual queer people play the parts of queer people Why not let actual straight people play the parts of straight people? what Heterosexuals literally need everything to
I hate when ppl say well cant you look at your children and see the desire to live? No i cant. Actually it makes me realize that without me, she is better off. She can have someone who is devoted to her and not weighed down by depression and suicidal
newbabyfly: My actual life as a warlock. Except my fireteam is nice enough to not toss me back off as soon as I actually make those stupid jumps. (Killy actually used to be a pretty goofy dude until he adopted these twerps.)
My high school crush called me, tellin’ me that my voice changed. OH MY FUCKING GOD. I think I’m gonna fall in love with him again! Actually, I’d rather fall on my knees in front of him XD :P What a pity. He’s not gay..
kixaxstyx: dmbakura: dmbakura: me, ass deep in shadi conspiracy theories right now what if he just pretended to be killed by bakura what if the reason hes Mega Ultra Ghost is actually because hes not actually dead he’s just using the power of the
I can’t sleep because this new bill in Kansas actually really bothers me . Definitely thinking of sending letters, and I’m not even a Kansas resident. I’m reading a news article and the Kansas Governor actually said "Americans
The other night when I got really drunk, I decided to write as much as I could and I actually wrote a LOT, and I actually really loved what I wrote. What scared me is that I titled it with another character’s name and scene so today I tried finding
louisville-redcoat: catbountry: chupicronian: lamaenthel: shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu Actually that’s pretty standard size
keephimcaged: He really does. It takes quite a bit of effort but if you just think of it as playing a fantasy and not actually being a bitch (for someone like me anyway) then you can actually quite get into it! And honestly seeing how hard he gets in
bpd–ghostie: Favourite Person: im not in the mood to talk me: oh sorry im actually not in the mood for being alive anymore either
me wondering whether i should post this boob grabbing drawing here or on my nsfw blog hmmm
ebony-71: thebuttnakeddimension: titania: every once in a while, i get a good class with a textbook i dont dread reading. my sociology of women class is that class, and this book is actually not bad. its intersectional, which is good. i was worried
took this yesterday :) hehe
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me. When I’m fucked up, that’s the real me. When I’m fucked up, that’s the real me, babe. I actually cant deal with how amazing this song is
I’m not asexuall. Definitely not. But telling myself that I am is a somewhat good coping mechanism. It still hurts me not being able to. But sometimes it’s all that matters to distract myself from the actual issues with what I am. And that
Random thought.. Id love to have SRS or just respawn as afab so I could actually comfortably not wear underwear under my clothes.
I would probably be able to afford my dream home if Tumblr paid me 1 cent for every post reported in regard to the porn ban thingy
For that person who asked me how I control anger, I’m sorry for not responding. Maybe you’ll come by this post. I’m not going to speak from personal expirience but I will tell you what I tell myself. Anger is a second emotion, you’re not actually
dogtit:when ppl draw faunus with pointed elf ears
discount-supervillain: You know that’s actually my secret origin. Not a lot of people know this, but I was actually just a pun grown out of control. My father was understanding without laughing, and my mother was the death of modern comedy. also
spoopy3lene: when someone reblogs something that is 2spoopy: when someone reblogs something that is actually really creepy:
I am not entirely sure what is happening with my thing here, but for some reason I am unfollowing without actually unfollowing, so if for some reason I unfollowed you it wasn’t actually me that did it. If that makes any sense. ♡♥♡ ~MSG~
emilianadarling: bailarina-raven: “I don’t want people to like her anymore, almost. That sounds really, really bad. I want people to realize that actually she’s not the same anymore. You can’t root for her forever, because she’s not there
aj—-leo replied to your post: watchin r/wb/y chibi 2 I thought it was good, did you not like it? im happy for u
spacefeels: hypstery twins Desna and Eska (as in hipster mystery twins for they will be a mystery to me for as long as nobody confirms they’re not actually robots) because Bunny asked me to and also because I wanted to cuz how could I not when April
kristina100000:to the cunt reading this.. you need to actually finish the games you bought before buying new ones. sincerely
NO I WILL NOT
I cannot explain in words how much it irks me when people get impatient with me and/or mad at me for not responding to their messages here. I have literally hundreds of messages (closer to a thousand) in my inbox, not to mention the messages I have in
absentlyabbie: absentlyabbie: reminder: bi women in relationships with men are still bi further reminder: bi women who have only been with men are still bi, and are not required to wait until they’ve been with a woman to ‘count’ as ‘actually
I fucking hate when men turn the body hair on women conversation into “you’re not allowing me to have a personal preference of no body hair” like no, motherfucker, actually I’m just asking you to not tell me what to do with my
