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Leoni  said: a break …Leoni is taking a well needed break in the garden to send me a most excellent cock hardening selfie.  Is it just me or does Leoni look like she might not actually be in the garden for this photo - are you getting all photoshoppie
3holes4you: See Mr. Wilcox, you’re not actually fucking me, you’re just using me as a cum dump, much like an old sock or Kleenex. Your wife can’t seriously be made at that…
lucky-33: Sept 2009 Palm Springs, CA I love the way they are looking at each other in this one. Moment had actually first met Nikki a little over a year before this, and was very attracted to her. This was finally her chance to have a little fun with
askabighornysheep: Not even Dressed yet :I (( Surprised someone found this Blog actually, didn’t know anyone paid attention to mah links :B Need to work on my Gif Making Skills… Was fun though~ )) IM SORRY I DIDNT KNOW PLEASE STOP SLAPPING ME
melaninboy: theonlyleftydesk: melaninboy: hishighnessjt: melaninboy: FUCKING PREACH TO ME, LET THESE [WHITE] FOLKS KNOW WHERE THEY ‘SLANG’ CAME FROM!!!!! I’m actually writing a research paper on this Let me know how it goes bro I really wouldn’t
wonderfully-naked: this makes me look so tiny when i’m actually not but i love this photo
themercuryjones:John Waters commencement address RISD 2015. This left me in tears. Not everyone survives college. It’s really powerful to hear someone acknowledge those people.
carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel: yubiwamonogatari: And, well, isn’t that kinda the whole point?For Hannah & Anique. this actually brought me to tears
29 In PinkMore pictures! A new one from below that I actually really like, too, hehe… It’s the bottom one, in case you’re wondering. ;3
It’s actually really hurts when you make me feel that ur not into me. . When everybody is around me but you.. When I wish I can have some hope with you but you just kill it all
singingtomysoul: #how do people not ship it? #How are they not actually together? Because Howard and Bernadette are adorable together. Luckily, Raj has had a thing for her in the past as well, which leads me to my standby solution for times like this…
dietshota: forgive me don’t forgive me for this i’m not actually sorry
cartoonyworld: I’m just saying - I actually got so much bullshit hate in a fandom I was in - I practically fled it and almost gave up art (especially the not so safe for work kind) and didn’t do anything for an entire year I never want to see this
You’re now thinking that “OK, yet another guy trying to tell me what to do when I know very well how to be a Dom”. But actually I’m not trying to tell you how to be a Dom, how to dominate a girl and how to get what you need from her. A lot of
Side character redesign: VexNot much actually changed about her, but I figured I’d give her a character sheet because why not?Follow me on TWITTER!Follow me on FUR AFFINITY!Follow me on DEVIANT ART!
Watch TV with me and get to experience me critiquing the quality of the closed captioning the entire time
tinymaw: me: it’s ok I’m not mad me 5 mins later: actually? You can go to hell
insane-lunatic: stilllovingdisney: flandusism: “if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot” yo i’m straight not blind me That’s actually kinda like my catchphrase.“I’m gay, not blind”
youlljusthavetoholdit: softwettrans: 7 omorashi challenges to make certain chores more fun 1. Before you go to the grocery store, drink a lot of water. You’re not allowed to pee until you get back home. 2. Wait to clean the bathroom until you’re
made0fchalk: “I am not actually tired, but numb and heavy, and can’t find the right words. All I can say is: Stay with me, don’t leave me.” — Franz Kafka, Letters To Felice (via wordsnquotes)
Growing up autistic and shy: Hear music in a public place and trying so fucking hard to not walk to the beat of the song to not look awkward but actually looking more awkward by doing it
inaturdishmanner: “I think I’m surprisingly different in real life than what people expect or what people project on to me. I’m not actually that awkward, I don’t think. I think people see me as this sarcastic person that doesn’t care about
tiredorcbutch: mairzydotes: i don’t think people understand that people can ‘love’ you and not actually love you like my grandmother ‘loved’ me, but she also was always trying to change me. she tried to take me away from my (catholic bisexual)
pukicho: antsu-in-my-pantsu: pukicho: *Me in the year 2252, my mind implanted into a supercomputer, I live forever, I am eternal: “You guys remember Gurren lagann?” Me, a mere mortal: not a fan sorry
tubbertons: A weight gain commission someone had not too long ago. They never actually got back to me after I sent them to pic to know if it was ok, but I guess I’m posting anyway. Thought it was a good sample if anything for commissions.
Btw, I’m not a reliable person. I somehow manage to disappoint everyone so yeah stop giving me any sort of expectations because I will somehow not live to them. Hence, why I want to just live and die alone.
Soooo this past weekend tho. So much up and down for me, but it was totally worth it. Reminds me that I’m not as heartless as I tend to think I am. I don’t even know where to begin… All I can say is I’m now involved in a love
That makes 4 guys that I’d probs fuck and one girl who said she’d teach me the ropes of women. Jeez I feel like a hoe…
tinymaw: me: it’s ok i’m not mad me 5 mins later: actually? you can go to hell
allerted: Okay now I really have to go… please tell me this diaper is only for the kink and you’re not actually expecting me to… pee in it. What? No, but I can control myself, it’s just that…. What do you mean ‘’other measures’’?.
darklitria: i draw to many guys and Gay Barry so ermwanted to try draw Iris and she was fun to draw n.n [Deviantart] [Instagram] [Support me on Patreon!] Actually this has some pretty good lighting and shading on the characters. makes me wonder if
So my friend @amaluelmwood showed me what the heck ko-fi is, because I am slow at investigating and do not know things. If anyone has the urge to encourage my nonsense, you can buy me a coffee.
Can we talk about how I finally found Iron man ice pops and my friend loves me so much, she bought it for me? Also, note how my significant other is not even remotely amused.
reallyreallyreallytrying: people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
shorthalt: shorthalt: not to sound like a baby boomer or some other bullshit but the internet really has given children access to things they absolutely should not see. i just heard my ten year old brother make a daddy joke. this really has to stop.
I think I’m going to rearrange some of the furniture in my room. Maybe if my computer was closer to the window I’d get more air and feel less crummy all the time. Not that the window gets much airflow since it faces a very narrow space so
Dang its super foggy out right now. Must just be this area though otherwise everyone I know would be texting me telling me I’d love it because it’s ‘just like Silent Hill outside’
artemispanthar: Leg oh, btw, that’s not an American flag in the background. Its actually a Brotherhood of Steel banner I got from the Fallout loot crate. I use it to block out the blinding bright streetlight outside that tries to shine directly into
lamortnymord:thanks to @frostyscavern for tagging me to post a selfie! here’s me a couple of days ago vs. me right now. i’m not actually wearing pants in eitheri’m tired so if you see this, consider yourself tagged because i wanna see all of y’all
sister-forget-me-not: bodyglitter: me: yeah i think im gonna go to bed really early tonight me at 2am: so….do stink bugs actually stink They smell like sour/green apple.
hypnoswriter: Rebecca, that was her real name not Ivy like she had told me when she replied to my ad, had thought that she could handle it. Goth and independent she had wanted to play at slavery, not actually become deeply involved. It was a way of being
tetrablook: southpauz: I don’t like my friends seeing me when I’m sad so I always instinctively pretend that everything is okay…even though it ends up making me feel worse actually me it’s not even funny
chopsueycinema: Do you not see his splendid salute?
I am ready for Halloween. I’m listening to the moonlit road awash by the great stories, near coveting the beauty of the words spoken. Stories should be told, not read I believe. And as a wannabe writer I know that there is a great deal I have not studied
ejacutastic: i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
grosezero:grosezero:lipoil:me butt ass naked choosing a song before i step in the shower Holy SHIT do not do this. Do NOT actually listen to music when in the shower. The water and moisture in the air will be electrified by the audio waves and it kills
hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao:grosezero:little-robin-h00d:grosezero:grosezero:lipoil:me butt ass naked choosing a song before i step in the shower Holy SHIT do not do this. Do NOT actually listen to music when in the shower. The water and moisture in the air will
sparklesmikey: akaitsume: Me flirting with someone I’m not emotionally invested in: Me flirting with someone I actually like: THIS IS SO ACCURATE
spazzbot: xoxogarnet: fl0ralgf: me: hello can you please tag [insert ‘obscure’ trigger] it causes me to have flashbacks gross person: actually no. its not listed under the Official Neurotypical Approved List Of Triggers™. please try going outside
petiteandbrunette: bicyclingnakedwithoureyesclosed: Yesterday was punishment day. He fucked me with a beer bottle, then a bottle of vodka, and I begged him to not actually put any alcohol in my pussy. That idea, of course, had not even crossed his mind.
johnnapaige: ndpg: millionthingsihaventdone: folliclemisfits: zairak: aspie-bunny: wowmccartney: PLEASE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Not risking it all I want in my life is a job I actually like Sure why not, I’ll try anything at this point i have an
peachhplum:“Ten months older, I won’t give in, Now that I’m clean, I’m never gonna risk it…” clean - taylor swift This song made me cry the first time I heard it and I’m not sure if it was hormones or because it actually stabbed me in the
trapcard: i was driving and was in the left lane waiting for the light to turn green and i’m not exaggerating when i say the person behind me honked the second the light turned green…and i’m like….im not in the mood…….so i put my brake on
so my ex boyfriend follows me on instagram (my nsfw one) and I wonder if he follows me on here and seeing as he comments and likes every picture on instagram I kinda wanna ask ‘hey so do you regret cheating on me after a week with some rando girl at
No, I’m Actually Not Fine Thanks For Not Asking
sedulous-sub:silentacquiescence:The meaning of a collar - aka the day my collar brokeIt’s not actually a collar, it’s a kitten bracelet Daddy bought me in the early days of our dynamic back when he was Sir and I was kitten. It’s not
ITS STANS TATTOO!! HOW COME NOBODY NOTICED THIS APPART FROM ME!you mean as in it’s not there :o it actually is if you zoom in and squint a lot haha it’s probably because of the lighting of the picture
and one more thing, i am not the only artist who hates back-handed compliments like that on their ship artthere are many artists who have made posts talking about it and how rude it can actually come across as no matter the intentionjust say a decent
it was not, actually! a friend of mine (who i will not mention here to protect their blog from r/wb/y asks) came up with it first, though they brought it up with me in the beginning and i agreed on it! its safe to say the monotrain was already running
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