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rabbithugs: this is not actually a photograph of me but it could really pass for one, right down to the crushing sense of loneliness me completing my autism puzzle with my squishables rabbit
sonofthereddragon replied to your post: So this whole sg21 thing is making me lose my shit. Because honestly, I’ve wanted to improve my work as well, and while this has more or less resulted in me not actually finishing anything, I’ve at least gone
if you insist on shooting at me, will you please hold your guns properly! i feel insulted when one of your held-at-an-angle guns manages to fire a bullet that actually hits me.
world, please, send me asks, anon or not, telling me how the tories actually affected you?i’m trying to understand why you hate them so much and think they are so different from labour. despite the fact they all seem so similar.
When it hits you that squad quite possibly actually does not care. Even when you try and tell them that you don’t feel like they care.
joemanjello: barnesandbarton: thorin thorout thorshake it all about we’re thorin flyin there’s not an orc in middle earth that we can’t kill
I think the reason why I hate my job a lot of the time is the fact that I get misgendered/grouped with women and I just want to say “Plz don’t group me with these cis people I’m not cis oh welp you’re gonna do it anyway.”
ganzee: SEND ME SONGS IN MY ASK & ILL LISTEN TO THEM & RATE IT totally not my type | dont really like it | it’s ok | pretty good | i started downloading it 2 seconds into it
I’m beginning to be convinced that you can’t actually give a shit about me or my issues unless you live at least in a different state from me. Because I can be suicidal and out of control right next to a person and nobody will give a fucking
youneverfailtoamuseme: troylerhart: stucky-til-the-end-of-the-line: Do you ever just pause while reading a fic because you can’t handle the cuteness and you’re just like THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS. NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING this is me
rexzayn: Part of me hopes Kylo Ren doesn’t get redeemed. He’s like Darth Vader. Both murdered people they loved in cold blood for no actual reason and yeah, Anakin ends up showing he had light in him but everyone still sees him as the villain he
blogtimevortex3:Damnnnnn 😂 tennant, stop looking at me like that😳
I’d like there to be an episode where the Gems wear suits. Like, in canon. But also I think if they actually did it might kill me. It is a gamble. Willing to risk it though
sheathandshear:expartebollmanisirrelevant:not to post even more Villains Discourse on main but it really bugs me how people read giving villains tragic backstories as inherently excusing their actions and/or demonizing trauma survivors.the actual message
tinymaw: me: it’s ok i’m not mad me 5 mins later: actually? you can go to hell
i gained a very sudden influx of followers with that text post im still kinda shocked actually and i wanted to thank all of you because wow thank you so much for following me it means a lot to me ;;
inaturdishmanner: “I think I’m surprisingly different in real life than what people expect or what people project on to me. I’m not actually that awkward, I don’t think. I think people see me as this sarcastic person that doesn’t care about
what if koujaku actually knew some german. like after he and noiz have been dating for awhile, koujaku decided to learn some simple phrases. not because he’ll be using them any time soon but just because. and so usually noiz would say things
please stop unfollowing me i’m not actually adobe don’t leave me.
poeticsuggestion: i need someone to sit me the fuck down and say, hey, i actually really fucking care about you. you’re not bothering me. i’m sorry if I hurt you, I’ll try to do better next time. i like being around you. nobody is there.
theterrencejohnson: gregwuzhere: theterrencejohnson: gregwuzhere: I’m having one hell of a morning, how bout y'all? You still alive and well…I’m glad it wasn’t worse Thanks bro. His insurance is jerking me around so I’m using mine though
eschergirls: olgaulanova: americanninjax: isaia: mybodythehandgrenade: brinconvenient: gailsimone: chrishaley: Done and done. (Not pictured: “Butt window”, but trust me, it’s there.) You have no idea how much this cheered me up just now.
tinymaw: me: it’s ok I’m not mad me 5 mins later: actually? You can go to hell
hiccupkin: me: *cracking my knuckles* hell yes.. i love to break my bonessome nerd: um, you know youre not actually breaking your bones, right? youre just releasing gas–me: *louder* ahh yes. i lvoe to Destroy my bones. absolutely obliterate my fucking
a picnic by startime2 I’d never seen the artist before tonight but my word are they fantastic! This one reminds me of Jayy and Tase, though I seriously doubt she’d allow him to lay on her like that, heh. Whomever the actual characters were that inspired
tinymaw:me: it’s ok I’m not mad me 5 mins later: actually? You can go to hell
andioyu: Me: aw how sweet all the cats in this house run up to me as soon as i enter the roo- wait a second they just want to be fed also one of them vomited on the carpet just now 🙀😿😹
c4bl3fl4m3: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: cameoappearance: mairzydotes: i don’t think people understand that people can ‘love’ you and not actually love you like my grandmother ‘loved’ me, but she also was always trying to change me. she
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: cameoappearance: mairzydotes: i don’t think people understand that people can ‘love’ you and not actually love you like my grandmother ‘loved’ me, but she also was always trying to change me. she tried to take
misfitreindeer: thislittlecitygirl: This is probably on tumblr already, but I saw this today. All I can do is ask not are you a feminist, but why aren’t you? Feminism means that we cannot hide behind gender or sexual orientation. I was at the mall
I literally spent 30 minutes doing my makeup and I’m not even leaving the house. Oh well, Happy Valentine’s Day everyone 😘
hiyokoko: FINALLY MY FAMILY STOPPED THEIR ANNUAL INSIDE JOKE OF NOT GETTING ME BAYONETTA AND ACTUALLY GOT ME BAYONETTA
desertqueenfuriosa: People actually expect me to believe that if you throw a group of only one sex inside a fucking maze with no memories, no social, cultural or religious discourses forced upon them, no outside influences of any kind for years and years
bpdummy: need me a freak who will actually not abandon me and maybe hold my hand in public places or something ://
p.s. if you can send your message as an ask then send it as an ask and not a fanmail, this isn’t really directed at anyone specifically but getting fanmail with convos or questions, like the person expecting me to reply back to it, stresses me out
housewifeswag: oh goodness PLEASE do not actually send me your credit card information!! yes, send it to me
purplebuddhaquotes: “I am not actually tired, but numb and heavy, and can’t find the right words. All I can say is: Stay with me, don’t leave me.” —
fais66: tinymaw: me: it’s ok I’m not mad me 5 mins later: actually? You can go to hell
