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tiarawhynot: :D! This was rather insightful actually.
setup1337:[SFM] Futa Twilight Sparkle x Molestia (anthro)Note: Preloader does NOT work with Internet Explorer. Ugh, what seems like ages since I started this animation, I have finally finished what I wanted to do for a long time: an actual porn animation
itmeanslovable: feeling pretty low today.. this kind of inspired me but then i thought to myself.. i have nothing to create.. i need to keep myself busy right now.. ughh :D Sure you do! Remember that Zentangle thing? There’s videos for it on youtu
lionversusbear: alldisneygifs: Favorite characters: Long John Silver “Long John to his friends. And believe me, lad, a friend you can trust is worth his weight in gold.” SAFLEY NOW MR SILVER LET’S NOT GET SLOPPY JUST BECAUSE WE’RE SINGING
I have to rely on peer reviews to edit my essay for a class. Too bad there are barely any comments on the essays. I also have a group project I’m supposed to do, but my group has pretty much not gotten back to me in any way, shape, or form in
bearsinsuspenders: I like guys wearing suspenders so I thought I’d give it a shot. We’ll see how this goes. I’m not a fan of blurry pictures but I actually think that one looks pretty good, even if it was unintended. Also, I think I snapped the
Little things that actually made me happy today. ( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉﾟ their hands btw
Still no SD card, so here’s some more pictures of my sexy friend Giovanni. Many people actually asked for more of him, and yet he still hasn’t made a tumblr of his own like the buttface he is. o3o
sorry for the pic spam actually no i’m not sorry you should thank me
Actually nevermind, I made a backup of it three days ago to import into my Manga Studio 5 profile so I had a base to work with. Thanks, life, for not fucking me over today!
Just so you guys know, if you message me on Tumblr and I don’t reply, don’t take it personally. I’m actually an extremely antisocial person, so I’m rarely in the mood to talk to anyone.
Not the actual quote, but close enough.
me: it’s ok i’m not mad me 5 mins later: actually? you can go to hell
A little discipline never hurt anyone. Well…a little pain is not so bad actually.
it’s actually impossible to have ur tongue out and not look cute as heck
Me not being able to find a single good dark-chocolate-brown-almost-black lip liner that actually shows up on my skin from any of these makeup brands 🤨 very much giving anti-black
So im actually really mad at myself right now. I’ve been eating a lot more than usual and i’ve noticed it , my friends have noticed it, my family has noticed it (not to mention my brother is a dick who feels the need to torture me about
What I wore for a halloween party since im not doing much for actual halloween day. ta dah!
17yr: “hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”
Me: *actually get up early and does normal human adult things* heck yeah I got this look at me being responsible!!Me:*10 mins later finds beers*……. heck yeahhhh rewards for doing like 5 adult things!!! *gets back in bed watching Hulu* Lolol
goldenpoc: When you grew up ugly and never had any attention, but you sorta not ugly anymore and people actually notice you
sparklesmikey: akaitsume: Me flirting with someone I’m not emotionally invested in: Me flirting with someone I actually like: THIS IS SO ACCURATE
nakedcuddles: Oh, I hope I’m not too late for the first Cuddle Club! Buffy and I were shooting for last Saturday’s cuddle theme, and one thing just led to another. Not really surprising considering how much I love pajamas. This is actually one of
akbdrawsstuff: I got bored, so I decided some kind of Gamer Girl (Who actually plays Video Games) name Moni. (Which is based Computer Monitors) Moni © Me. rebloggling to remind myself to doodle out moni someday.
hentaiyarou: To the Anon who requested a louder recording: I can definitely do that, but probably not soon because of one really basic reason — the walls in my dorm are paper thin. I’m actually not sure my neighbor or random people in the halls haven’t
Although she retired before I became involved with Northern, I got to meet Scarlot Rose when I was in the UK last time (actually thanks to tumblr!) and she was just as adorable and delightful in person as she is on film.
Hand tawsing is extremely intense, but it ticks off a lot of boxes for me. You have to be an active participant in your punishment as you keep your hands up. There’s eye contact. It’s very formal and traditionally academic. Also, it hurts a lot.@linnylace
sleep-therapyxxx: I’ve been in a “we almost dated, but nah” relationship so many damn times. Dating has become such an abstract concept to me. There’s like 10 different levels of dating before you’re actually dating. It’s so confusing I need
onepiecequotes: I really hope that’s actually you. Because you might be winning the selfie games. I can assure you this is me in my final form
It’s Sunday night and I’m stuck on my laptop so if you ever had a question that you actually wanted answered (notoriously bad at getting through my inbox sorry) now is your time(full disclosure, totally not a picture of me right now. right now I am
my coworkers kept complimenting me on this cardigan, but when I posted a picture of it on twitter everybody accused me of casually cosplaying Makishima…
the best you ever had
avatarsnowy: I know that my style of joking with friends involves insults but if I ever say something that actually hurts your feelings even if I was joking and you know I was joking please tell me and I wont say that again because its not fun or funny
chasingtrophywhitetails: Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me
jbaggles: my tumblr is not an accurate portrayal of my fangirling i am actually much, much, much worse than you know i hold back
zodiacmind: How you know it’s real with each Zodiac sign! Fun facts about your sign here I’m not much into signs but this is actually pretty accurate of me
Preston selfie, coz why not?
futureblackpolitician: rockstarroyalty: lividlovers: mixed-apocalyptic: whats-guud: sleepy-hylian: whats-guud: futureblackpolitician: Facts Still not getting an android Have fun with your overpriced paperweight I will. And I know I’ll be
How can a person NOT love Pizza ?!!? is it even possible ? i mean , can you even find me just ONE person that doesn’t actually love eating a fucking awesome pizza ?!?!? Fuck , i want pizza now ! -.-’
undercutsquad: rivialle-heichou: 進撃ログ（腐） by 春樹 Requested- translated by me [please do not remove source] It finally happened.This is it.This is my favorite picture.
Hi everyone!So, not sure if anyone noticed but my posts and reblogs over the last few months have become a teeny bit more…dark lol. And I decided fuck it, it’s my blog and I actually want more things that I think are hot to me. With that
I am up late writing when I should be asleep but I don’t regret it. I took a break from the book I’m trying to write, and came across an old story I started in HS. It’s actually really great and I’m not ashamed of it.
skyhighjedi: babycakesbriauna: thelifeofnachos: These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship. This will always be golden My childhood Mr. Rogers was actually an ex Marine and has
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE MESSAGE ME THE SOURCE OF THESE PATHS LIKE AN ACTUAL LINK TO THESE PATHS. I SAW IT ON THIS BLOG AND GOING THROUGH IT THEY WERE COMPLETELY UNRELIABLE (so many people had trouble finding the source of the paths on this blog, went to the
note-a-bear: ghostieonfirst: ok please watch this vid of my perfect former street cat eat. will not disappoint I promise. it’s just shoveling food into its mouththis cat is actually a cat I would probably like
marlynnofmany:aqueous2:instructor144:ventraman:rev-another-bondi-blonde:This could save your life.BOOST.Absolutely vital information to have if you live where the waters freeze over.I especially appreciate this guy’s commitment to actually showing
cokeflow: black holes actually exist and here we are worrying about whether people on the internet like us or not
The struggle of wanting to see Fifty Shades of Gray to see if it actually is like the book and not an improved version where they DONT portray abuse towards women and the BDSM lifestyle but you don’t want to support it.
jssicachastain:me 12 hours ago: im gonna change my sleeping schedule for the better and actually get regular healthy sleepme now: why not catch up on tv at 3 am
doodleforfood: This may or may not have actually happened.
urbanoutfucks: i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while
Yeah…..reminds me of when i get pissed of at sir and cross my arms like this while yelling at him. Doesn’t work coz he stops listening to me at that point. His blood ain’t going to the right head anymore…. :-/ lol
isalvalaggio: I have so many things to do and I’m not going to do any of them
not your boy toy
I actually was relatively fine? Great job not messing that up.
I’m actually going to bed. This is the first time in forever that I’m actually going to sleep and not just passing out where ever I am early in the morning. Fuck itt
tomorrow I have to walk to the doctor and sit there alone then get their opinion then get a blood test alone (which will take like an hour waiting) and walk back and im very not excited
omg wait ok so I changed my blog’s title from the whole sun/peace sign shit (it’s actually not shit it’s from this really pretty song ok) to match my url and now on my dash it looks sooo short when I go to click on my blog page thing
MondayToday is just I don’t know. Dysphoria is having a hard grip around my neck and I just want to disappear. Be gone. It sickens me so much feeling like this. Sometimes it amazes me how bad I can feel for not having a uterus and actually be a
ejacutastic: i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
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