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Some real nice sfw pics of amazing @lexxxiluxe . Shes so cute and perfect, and those sexy little feet are driving me crazy. It’s like ,“stop I can only got so hard!” , but please do not actually stop with those yummy toes .
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vanilla-chastity: My husband begs me. I have to be very strict. You cannot orgasm. Men belong in chastity. Disclaimer: Mary Elizabeth Winstead did not actually say these things, alas.
cybertron2000uk: gob-bluth-sfm: Click here for the full 56-second animation (28 MB) with sound!No, seriously guys, it’s actually me. Making an animation not featuring Liza Snow - pretty crazy, I know. But Red Menace’s Lara model is pretty fine
loosepussiedgoddess: I know you guys have missed me. I havent been stretching in a long time. Probably since may? Idk but this is my gape. Isn’t as loose as my last stretch. And can actually please guys now so lol. If I am spread too wide I still gape
littlefallenprincess: To the guy who commented on my last picture. Fuck you for suggesting I’d stoop so low as to not actually do the challenge and I just stocking up on diapers gifted to me. I’ve always said I’m happy to take a picture if people
thedanishhotwife:Homemade hotwife caption.. its actually me in the picture, walking up the stairs in a very nice hotel in Copenhagen.. so my husband was not at the bar yet obviously :-)
hellodxlly: Hey cuties! I’m in need of money and am opening up my commissions again! So if you could please commission me for nudes or reblog this and spread it around? Thank you! ✨ DO NOT DELETE THE TEXT ✨
chronicmasturbationaddict: Actually kinda happened to me in a way once… Friends were over before going out. One of the girls sat on my bed, unmade from sleeping the night before. She sniffed…then again…then again close to the sheets..saying,“These
vanilla-chastity: My husband begs me. I have to be very strict. You cannot orgasm. Men belong in chastity.Disclaimer: Mary Elizabeth Winstead did not actually say these things, alas.
I think I dressed too hipster for the goth club tonight. Not shown: me actually having a fucking blast. (at Das Bunker)
How I got into a gurl 34th part The picture is not actually from the night I describe but well gives an idea of how I saw myself that night; btw this was the first babydoll that Kate gave me as a months gift. So pegging was just great, Kate and I
{Smitty} Its okay man.. you still have your friends here for you..{Mod} ALL MY TEARS! actually yes me and nat mod have talked about this for a while XD and we did shead tears of sweat from our eyes once this happened. So sad.. but MARES HES AVAILABLE!
NakedSword - Fuck Me, I’m Famous (Colby Keller & Adam Ramzi)
Spoiler alert! It ends with everyone jerking off while drinking beer. Just like my Saturday nights – hiyooh!Rocco Steele’s Urban Legend was written and directed by Rocco Steele, so the scant credits tell me. No idea who the actual videographers
this is not what i was supposed to do today
Whew, it took a while, but we’re finally finished! And now, we’ll share our thoughts on the project. The portion that we drew, anyways. xDBoonette 1) Xen: This is actually quite the experience for me. I’ve never really done anything like this before,
radadusta:ROS’ 15K GIVEAWAYHi All! so as i said before, i’ll do giveaway as thanks for every support you all gave me every single day! :) the Prize is one handmade notebook with “not that important” cover, an signed authenticity certificate and
whatthedoormousesaid: I like it when you cry, because it means you have to wear your glasses. No, actually I don’t like it when you cry. I find it horrible. Especially when it’s not for me.
howtobeterrell: lovelifelaurennn: lovelylisa22: it’s sad that some people will read this and need white validations. SPEAK. ON. IT. Um..this was actually me. I didnt submit this to blackpeopleconfessions and they have apologized for not knowing
tw meme: [2/4] friendships » Allison & Lydia “Allison, I love you. So if you need to do that thing where we talk about me and pretend like we’re not actually talking about you, that’s totally fine!”
sterlingsea: tsunime: wheelcher2: unclefather: brokendildo: jollymermaid: gaymommy: champagne-and-kisses: why the actual fuck would you waste pizza like this you can not tell me you are gonna eat that ball hair covered vagina nasty pizza i call
luniara: Okay. It’s early and I hate being those ppl who jump the gun on Christmas…but I am a bit too overexcited to not post this. I am sending out Christmas postcards this year, the first time I’ve actually ever gotten the change to do it with
My fantasy, right now, involves a girl I’m not actually dating. I’ve had sex with her, though, and I still want her even though I suspect she doesn’t want me. She looks pretty much just like this, and wants to get her nipples pierced,
Proof that I will never be a professional artist… Tahnorra makes me want to draw art though. Even if it’s not that good.
sairobee: joannaestep: fuckyeahpclay: brasspistol: joannaestep: Steve/Tony kissyface in the snow. Every now and then I actually put effort into something. I have also now arrived at the conclusion that the reason Marvel has not hired me is that
submissive-mom-incest: I thought you were just going to tease me son! Not actually stick it in
Submission from @grumpyartiste:NOTICE ME, SENPAIIII. I actually posted this a while back but seeing your lovely Spider-Gwen-Pearl, I just had to show you! ❤
Excuses, excuses
some rly dumb fanart for src
With Jace leaving we lose the only guy who has actually shown nudity, but FEAR NOT! If you want to get your fix of male ass you can on over to Mr.Man. Click on one of the ads on my tumblr page and you can buy a subscription and send a bit of cash my
Some people who have not seen me in real life may think that I exaggerated the colours on my self-portrait icon. I did. I actually darkened my skin tone. My skin is so white it’s the colour of fluorescent Vaseline. I glow under black lights. My ancestors
zelka94: Here is the first batch of the requests I got yesterday in the stream^^ Since we didn’t have any actual crossovers requested,(not counting the clothswap) I decided to post them in two separate batches. Thank you all for coming, we had a blast!
How much would u be interested in bying Lapis bodypillow case drawn by me?
there was supposed to be a stream tonight but ugh I am too tired, we are having guests since Friday and I am expected to actually be there, keeping them company x___x which is taking all my energy so yeah, no stream today, maybe tomorrow tho - I’m
A late something for glacierponi because he’s an awesome guy and an equally awesome artist!… oh yeah, and his birthday was yesterday (DAMN IT I’M LATE!) Believe it or not, this is actually, like, my third spin on a tablet so go easy
Thinking back on SU, now that it’s over, I’m thinking that while I love Pearl a whole heck of a lot and she was my fave for like 99% of the show’s run, I think Rose might actually be my overall favorite character. Her whole situation is just fascinating
tinymaw: me: it’s ok I’m not mad me 5 mins later: actually? You can go to hell
misobi: tinymaw: me: it’s ok i’m not mad me 5 mins later: actually? you can go to hell pouvoirduprismelunaire
tinymaw: me: it’s ok i’m not mad me 5 mins later: actually? you can go to hell
radiohemmings: im gay for pay actually im gay for free but if you want to pay me like im not gonna say no
kyleehenke: It’s totally crazy how people say that I look like I’m having so much fun being me, because that couldn’t have been farther from the truth not all that long ago? I literally spent the majority of my life hating myself and being disgusted
thebadgerssett: Little-known fact about me: I love bull terriers, despite not having ever drawn them, so of course I’m thrilled that Pidge owns one o’ these egg-heads. Top doodles were ref’d from various google images.
poeticsuggestion:i need someone to sit me the fuck down and say, hey, i actually really fucking care about you. you’re not bothering me. i’m sorry if I hurt you, I’ll try to do better next time. i like being around you. nobody is there.
@scaryskeletman said: Maybe they just don’t want to be known as the person who wants a Mituna bodypillow? while not mentioning who commissioned something is a doable thing it’s kind of hard to work for somebody who stays on anon lmao and I’m
guys please don’t send anymore emails to paigeeworld! the person with my username on that site is actually me, not an imposter, I took the url after somebody tried to impersonate me some days ago oK
pro-gay:Every time I have those little internalized homophobia demons preying on me making me wonder if I’m not actually gay I see a man in sweatpants and my homosexuality is immediately reaffirmed
gaysemiotics:lgbt-tiktoks:Caption: Listen, I’m a little old fashion. I think that the man should pay for dinner. And the other man should pay for the movie. And me, the third man, should not pay for anything, I am poor.]Ok but this was actually me in
time-traveling-unicorns: aradiampregido: commentwolves: Submitted by Sharkapalooza literally me pretty much me
The smell of meat cooking literally makes me nauseous
being aware of an impending family death somehow doesn’t make it very much easier when it actually happens
once-a-virgin: pumpkim: I’m sad someone kiss me I’m not actually that sad, I just want someone to kiss me :c I’ll kiss you both!!!
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