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yvonnie6001: Me, actually replying to a message, instead of leaving it so long it’s weird to reply because I don’t know how to answer
I swear I don’t even like Evangelion that much why does it keep being appropriateAfter dwelling on it a little, I think I’m actually… okay with Root’s death? Appalling, I know, especially since I do still think that the writing for last night’s
euclase: hetaliankilljoy: euclase: hetaliankilljoy: euclase: hetaliankilljoy: euclase: hetaliankilljoy: euclase: syrinth: I get what is being meant here, but these bother me so fucking much.What I am actually saying when I say “I can’t
Thank you so much guys !! <3 u// v //u youve made this day a lot better for me
I’m looking through all my old files and there’s SO much old Hetalia porn in here that I DO NOT remember drawingIm like sitting here in my room alone laughing about it I actually made myself feel better LOL
Ive never actually watched Free! but based on what Ive seen on my dash I think I can safely say its about a dude named haruka, and his only hobby is shoving his ass into even the smallest bodies of water, and he has friends for some reason.and theres
As a modern man, it may be hard for you to demand things of me, to do things that would seem to make us less than “equal” partners, and that is what I love about you, but these things so not actually make us less than equal, it merely enhances
Hello!I am still alive. Just lazy, artblocked af and in possibly the biggest art crisis since middle school (with all the middle school drama attached). I practice all the time I can actually focus on something but in general my motivation level is down
tainbocuailnge: me fantasizing about making a thing but not actually making it but I’m having a great time just fantasizing about it so it’s ok
goldfisses: plasticroyal: British people in summer.this is actually me though WE ARE NOT OK HOYL FUCK YES KOSDGJ
badboshtet: attention trans ppl and medical students/actual doctors!!!! i’m thinking im gonna start taking a progesterone in addition to my estradiol and spirotone- can some people who take it pls tell me what medication / what dosage / how often they
medievaldendrophile: cuteiemonster: lesbian-tm: beyondbeerus: peggy-against-ddlg: Pedophiles don’t belong in the LGBT community. Go die in a fire. You are not welcome. Actually we do because lgbt is about celebrating the weird/taboo so yeah nope.
mermaibee: ultrafacts: According to the CDC, in 10 percent of those drownings, the adult will actually watch the child do it, having no idea it is happening. Drowning does not look like drowning—Dr. Pia, in an article in the Coast Guard’s On Scene
oekaki-chan: I was just wondering about Eren and Levi wearing Hanji’s glasses….
stonearrows: i have three types of headcanon actually supported by evidence in the text or subtext nothing to confirm or deny it either way so it’s up in the air yeah that’s definitely not what canon was going for at all but i do what i want, so
maximerobespierre: hey: to the young ace and/or aro ppl If you realise later that you’re actually not ace/aro, that’s OK. it doesn’t mean that you were lying to anyone, or that your identity was ever invalid orientations can be fluid and you can
I agreed to go see Jurrassic World because sure I hadn’t seen it and people would tell me “yes mog you should be more social and do social things” but it turned out to not actually be a group activity and could potentially be a date?
004mog: I agreed to go see Jurrassic World because sure I hadn’t seen it and people would tell me “yes mog you should be more social and do social things” but it turned out to not actually be a group activity and could potentially be a date? I
wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
shutupnurse: Hiiiii, it’s me, the one who asks questions a lot. I know it’s not actual nudity but..yeah..ahah.. Any submission is a good submission. :)
fatbestfriend: I’ve been getting a lot of messages in the last couple of months about people catfishing on gay sites using my pictures and claiming that they’re actually me. I do not have the energy to care about this (and honestly I’m weirdly
drinking-tea-at-midnight: agoodcartoon:oh my god just fuck already garrison, yeesh.also, that’s aragorn right, and not jesus?
anneuhken: “here’s a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them” B A B E anneuhken: actual dialogue: “to your battle stations, boys! it’s time to line up and see who’s tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us
manywinged:manywinged:one of the worst feelings in the world is when you’re playing a game with dialogue choices and none of the options are something you want to say. like i know it’s not me, it’s the character i’m playing, but
shadsasaur:randomdeinonychus:kingscrown666:titkoks:New type of guy just droppedThe subtitles did not prepare me for what he was actually saying. my husband: so. we had a lunch and learn today, and the boss has been doing all these motivational things
I’m actually trying really hard not to be fucking sad right now. You ruined my whole day…
nearsightednarwhal: quinctus:Small innocent-seeming person that’s actually not pure at all eerebuss
society-has-fucked-us-up: Be honest, is there actually someone who reads the tags? I thought everyone read other people’s tags 👀
cabooseb: I’m back from the not-actually-dead! For reasons I don’t want to go into I left this blog for a while, but who gives a fuck? I’m also open for requests (but no promises; especially if you’re an anon), so feel free to message me. Click
~Support me on Patreon~It’s been awhile since I plugged my Patreon page in public so I wanted to write up a quick update!This month has been a weird transition, with lots of new stuff starting at once. My coffee shop AU has been completed (and will
Cal Weir - actual birbfox
hansplz: Google images you ded to me (no I’m not actually angry, I just found it rather hilarious. Don’t ask why I was googling eruri you won’t find an answer here nope
rickgrimeshappens: When the children first meet Count Olaf and Jim Carrey says, “Wait, give me the line again,” was not actually in the script, it was Carrey staying in character and wanting to try it again, but they kept the cameras rolling and
fuckmeupharry: louis makes me switch lanes every .5 seconds and its not healthy at all :))))
i wanna be an actual cat
osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.
wolfofthevoid: ~Not sure what that all means, but if they would have answers, I’m in.~ She tilts her head, considering. ~I haven’t heard of, or found anything that resembles anything like what you said. So no going back to anyplace I’ve
the worst part about being a dentist for me personally is that i’m not actually a dentist and am in a lot of trouble for pulling peoples teeth out.
my six eyes tell me you're suguru geto
tw meme: [2/4] friendships » Allison & Lydia “Allison, I love you. So if you need to do that thing where we talk about me and pretend like we’re not actually talking about you, that’s totally fine!”
squigglydigg: scarves-and-jumpers: fancyhatdetective: thebestoftumbling: Malamute puppies struggling to comprehend music AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH Help me Fun fact!! When doggies do the head twisty thing they’re not actually confused! They’re
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! I’m at 180 followers! Still not sure where you all came from, but I’m glad that you did! I wonder if I could reach 200 this weekend with the new pictures going up at some point this weekend…. We’ll
nebulachainnnn: help I can’t stop laughing at the bottom panel I may or may not have a very similar looking page of a Yu Yu Hakusho comic I did when I was thirteen.
conversatanparade: please, if you’re not too busy, just take a minute and look at your forearm just take a good long look at that thing the average length of a (female) forearm is about 9.75 inches long 9.75 INCHES so please, the next time you describe
devalina: appledress: I regret not having ุ to burn on this kickass suit H o l y c r a p tori My housemate is cute. Also, here’s photographic evidence of my SO and me checking out her booty.
fayren: All these Hobbit feelings reminded me of my original OTP.
Going to Megacon wearing the arc reactor shirt Jimmy got me :o) I’m not ~cosplaying today, but I figured it’d be fun.
ohnymeria: I’m not asking you to do anything. - You are! You are asking me to look away and I can’t look away any more, because I have looked away. With you.
plimpysoup: A WiP I’m, well, working on :D I’m really happy with the lineart, and am excited to finish colouring! I have MAJOR hand cramp now, after, like, 7 hours of drawing! Not sure I can actually straighten my fingers :D You should be proud,
tagath: lascocks: clambistro: marxisforbros: What the fuck am I looking at. FUCKING HELL, Hobbit/LOTR fandom is a cesspool of particular idiocy. fucking chill it’s just a drawing you must not look at a lot of fan art me gusta. someday I might
cleaning-rivaille: MYAAH!
My SO has this photo set as my contact icon on his phone. It’s from the night before AnimeNEXT. I’m trimming my Kurotetsu wig. I LOOK LIKE I’M NOT WEARING PANTS also boobs????? AND THIS IS THE PHOTO OF ALL THE PHOTOS OF ME IN THE
chriscappuccino replied to your post “tmi but I feel like I might have another uti? shit shit shit shit shit…” Cranberry extract can actually cure a UTI! Plus i recommend taking it for preventative measures, too. You can get it anywhere that sells
erinyaeger: actually the cutest moment of my life thanks for not dropping me sakura bby My OTP! You both look great!
I’m not the best at talking about my relationship. In many ways it’s because it’s been one of the few constants in my life the past four years. Thankfully, I’ve had someone willing to put up with me every weird twist and turn along the way. Happy
soudachi: shoujogenre: soudachi: okay tumblr its time for a guessing game first cluuueee is something blue THE TARDIS ITS NOT THE TARDIS YOU PIECE OF SHIT WHOVIAN
I’m so tired of people thinking they’re more open-minded than they actually are. This happens a lot at the school I’m working at. Teachers swear up and down that they are pro-choice or marriage equality, or other social issues, but
When is a Door not a Door?
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