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benepla: meettheghost: benepla: i actually thought really hard about the placement of all of these. for instance, the “tuesday again no problem” dog stands as lawful good because not only is it showing no harm in any way, it inadvertently replaced
monasticmaestoso: “if you’re not a boy or a girl then what are you”
ftmiles: not-cooper: Come Sail Away Sometimes the internet is delightfully random.
pwnyta: I doodled RhFe… I actually drew more stuff but this… is sadly the least sketchy…whatever since its late most people wont be on… ’//w’/// Since im a wimp I can only deal with fluff and theres not enough fluffy Rhodey/Tony…
blujayonthewing:unclefather:they’re not even his teeth
mclennonyaoi:bungerc0re:mclennonyaoi:love saying i’ve been getting really into mundane normal things as if they’re a new undiscovered hobby. been getting really into pudding cups lately.been getting really into Beatles yaoi recently sure. why not.
rainiacrossing:ps, allegedly tumblr is reblogging 50 shades promos onto people’s blogs beyond their control(i don’t currently have proof but in case it’s true), so if that happens here, know that it’s NOT me(like hell i support that gross shit)
supjerbear: My favourite thing is when someone says, “I think about you a lot,” or “I had a dream about you,” or “I was just about to text you,” or something because the fact that I occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything
angered-tanks: thelegendofkungjew: roboticbat: ok hear me out playing a healer is not actually bottoming for gamers, it’s definitely topping or at the very least power bottoming. You decide who lives and dies playing tank on the other hand, that’s
therealerme: bushmaster60:Petcunt’s feeding time! He’s such a good cunt. Or at least I think he is. I’m not actually sure what this is, to be honest. But I’m just so grateful he feeds me that I just know I must love it.
yungasura:neurosquared:bonerfart:i love when religious dudes are like “jacking off isn’t a sin but it is frowned upon” like god’s watching me pummel my meat with a big sour look on his face like “technically this is my fault for not being more
mira-of-sassgard: hangofthursdays: Ah. You’re actually not awful at that. Lets just admit now that we would all parent like Dean Winchester.
attackonstudying: This is how the solar system is actually moving as it traverses the galaxy. omfg So beAutiful Wait Yeah it’s not circular as you’ve been taught. It does revolve around the sun, but like every other star, the sun travels,
incorrectgallifreyquotes: Narvin: Fuck you Leela: Fuck me yourself, you spineless coward Narvin: Wait no that’s not what I meant
all-about-wearable-technology:*at Jack’s funeral*10: Can I… can I have a moment alone?Rose: Of course[when everyone has left]10: listen here you little shit, i know you’re not actually deadJack, opening his eyes: ya no shit, can you help me
tainbocuailnge:me fantasizing about making a thing but not actually making it but I’m having a great time just fantasizing about it so it’s ok
baelor: sleape: I just wanna let you know that you’re the first person to do any of this and it means volumes to the people who do wear the Hijab, and people like me who knows my mother wears a Hijab and there’s people who are actually gonna defend
jackspersprite: countfrankula: i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had
thetriangledemon: nyannerz: evnw: concepthuman: remember when we were all excited for Sailor Moon Crystal please tell me these are not actual slides from the show please
twista-lolita: Ah, I know what you mean. I am the exact same way. Language is something I, too, excel in. And, like you, I am not very good with math. It just doesn’t make sense to me. Language, on the other hand, is completely understandable.
I’m cleaning up my bookmarks (website bookmarks, not actual bookmarks) which I haven’t done for years. I found a whole bunch of bookmarked forums I used to frequent and its making me super nostalgic and wistful for my forum-going days. All
I can’t think of anything interesting to draw (that I actually feel up to drawing) for Pearl for day 3 of the SU art meme and this is very distressing to me
amelia-raiher: Heart of the Bear
this episode has re-inspired me to maybe actually work on that Greg and Pearl bonding comic I’ve been writing
I had a dream last night that they released the sneak peek to “Cry for Help” but the name was changed to “Animal Ballet”. It mostly had Pearl making a fool of herself so I’m not convinced I wasn’t actually just having a future vision of
alverdewolffe replied to your post: excuse you, Youtube, she is not a mate…material girl in a material world
pet peeve: when people tag characters in posts who are not actually depicted, referenced, or mentioned in anyway in the postI get its, like, an exposure thing, so I don’t really blame people for doing it. It’s just annoying to me because when I’m
it is so weird to me when someone reblogs a post I made where I’m talking about something I liked in SU or how I think something is cute etcetc and they tag is as “su critical”. Like, it really isn’t, man, it’s like the complete opposite of
winterskorn: this is the worst thing I’ve ever done in my life and if I have to suffer looking at it, so do you The red and black Alliance symbol actually looks pretty cool but blue and yellow Horde symbol just Does Not Work in the worst way
jacensolodjo: spadetheartist: rollknowledgearcana: bioticplaneswalker: saphistar: capt-biglou: autodiscothings: fleshwerks: the-tevinter-biscuit: huhpotatoes: frogmp3: Here lies Asia. They are not going to be able to make it. Here lies
sassprincess: sherralotz: haveholmeswilltravel: HES THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HEAR HER AND THAT WILL NEVER NOT MAKE ME SOB UGH I MEAN HE ACTUALLY MAKES AN EFFORT TO HEAR HER otp
Why is it that I’m always so sad late at night when I need to go to sleep? I’ve actually been sad lately and I just berate myself because of it….. oh well random feel sorry for me post over
grumpsaesthetics: every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually
incorrecttendershippingquotes: Malik: Hey Ryou, are you free on friday? Like, around 8 PM?Ryou: Yes?Malik: What about you, Bakura?Bakura: Yeah, I am.Malik: Great! Because I’m not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date.Marik: Did he just-
summershadowtwin:powerofvoodoo:geektoriassecret:thatdisneylover: HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY? CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING
tinycherryblossomlover: 😮 Birthday suit 😮 Ask me about my private Snapchat x Edit: it’s not actually my birthday guys, being in your birthday suit just means you’ve got nothing on 😅 thanks for the birthday wishes though xx
crunchthedeerstroyer: humunanunga: When a customer says some Weird Shit in the middle of check-out, Okay, so very recently, I was cashiering for Publix, and it was late at night, and I actually didn’t wanna be there, go figure. So this woman walks
powerfulweak: mermandos:remember the start of season 1 when everything was okI’m not actually sure what show you are referring to and that scares me
akatsuki-shin: septiseph: Mink will make you look prettier You guys might not believe me, but he’s actually the biggest softie in the entire story.
some times i get really sad when i remember about my school suddenly dropping german. not only was the teacher really fun, but i really liked the way he taught the class and i was actually doing well. but then suddenly the school just dropped the course
vikanderstone-deactivated201707: “I know people think that acting is not quite the occupation of grown-ups, but it is actually the ultimate learning process: You get a multitude of experiences, all for the price of one life.”
danboorukami: sup \o/ its the end of the year and ive been on tumblr for a while now but ive never done this so i figured w everyone doing it, why not!!!! i havent been on tumblr lately enough to know whos who tho LMAO so im probably missing half of
rahvenreyes: get to know me meme favorite female characters [4/10] Evelyn ‘Evie’ Carnahan “Look, I… I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O’Connell, but I am proud of what I am. [Rick: And
Seeing people who >actually< have the sticker I helped make on their car will never ever not make me feel a little weird
pleasecaniedge: Rosie says that men do not actually need to orgasm. Precum naturally leaks out and is enough to keep your balls healthy. I cannot believe you’ve misled me all this time, letting you cum monthly. Now come here and worship us, make sure
igglooaustralia: BITCH! Ciara and Nicki’s “I’m Out” Mixed with Demi Lovato’s “Sorry not Sorry”.. this scalped me
sexysexnsuch: Uploading a new vid. Have a teaser gif. Actually vid is not is black and white. -Dani
retiredjesus: Teacher: Hey i grade papers til 7, go home cook for my children, help them with homework and do paperwork til 3am. You are not tired.Me: I was actually up for 2 days watching naruto, i need nap
bando–grand-scamyon: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: blackness-by-your-side: this 👆🏾 Do these straight people just like Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them Lord this just gave me a whole headache
h0odrich: wayward-waddiwasi: supersugoiautism: thatscienceguy: Long exposure picture of a Lightning Bolt hitting a Tree! holy shit metal as fuck please tell me yall truly truly deep in your hearts did not actually believe this picnik ass shit
That’s a real Dead-Lift ;-) Happy Halloween everybody !! P.S. those strange traps actually are the lower part of the mask , i’m not that huge ! :-)
fuku-shuu: fuku-shuu: fuku-shuu: If Levi actually does end up with some Asian background to him, then this is the RivaMika recast that would make me breathe very, very heavily. Well, ignoring the fact that Jaejoong’s pretty tall, of course. *casually
fuku-shuu: Holy crap holy crap holy crap Kiko is probably ACTUALLY going to be Mikasa Holy crap
My old high school friend invited me to go to Megacon (the biggest convention of all of Florida) with her and her boyfriend? Should I take the chance?
fuckmetx:scoobydudeguy:Our new neighbor is a licensed massage therapist, but, since I’m not actually a client, he can do whatever he wants to me. I give, or should I say my ass, gives him the happy ending.
ebonrune: chocolatepearls: mortenavida: thesestoriesaretrue: purpledurp: When people think the only fandoms that exist on Tumblr are Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Supernatural #they’re kind of like the big three greek gods of tumblr though#sherlock
dunintentional: i’m not even the mum friend, i’m like the grandma friend. evidence: - falls asleep a lot - confused about most things - loves baking for people - exasperated at the Youths™ - u never really know what i’m on about but i mean
janietgirl: damnrightasm: Perfect (other than not actually being my wife) - a thick cock slamming her and stretching her out, filling her pussy with cum, rubbing more cum all over her after! Yes! Give me all your cum!!!!!
melissasdirtydiary: Daddy has some stupid rule about not actually fucking me. Let’s see how long her can hold out on that.
![all-about-wearable-technology:*at Jack’s funeral*10: Can I… can I have a moment alone?Rose: Of course[when everyone has left]10: listen here you little shit, i know you’re not actually deadJack, opening his eyes: ya no shit, can you help me](https://64.media.tumblr.com/9c67007e30e26191dce96aa8cf58726f/401449967ec36088-e3/s512x512u_c1/0b649fe97a2598686c073f42fcd4bd32f02acea4.png)
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