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Fooling around had always been a chore to me before. Not that I didn’t enjoy it, but actually getting around to it took lots of effort. But not with my big brother. I was eager to please him all the time. I wanted to be his little sex toy.
My sexy and super cool older brother actually came to talk to me at the party instead of avoiding me like he usually did. Not only that, but he even started flirting with me. He was good, too, but it turns out he was just joking. I wonder if he knew that
This is actually not that much if you think about it. But perhaps it’s my own shit mood and not having recovered from being sickness well enough that made me just flip my own desk over. Because i’ve had this non-canon story in my head for so long
breezeo4u: This is my hospice caregiver. She asked me if there was anything I needed or wanted her to do for me before I die.I said there is one thing. I never thought she would actually give me what I wanted so badly. After all I’m 53 and not very
heather-pet: My first honeymoon. Except for being actually locked in chastity. The control my wife exerted was even more insidious that an actual cage, that night. She just told me that I could not come inside her as she was having her period.
prettypennytraining: rook-takes-queen:When not in use, it’s handy to have a display location for your slaves Of course I’m not her real grand-daughter, just her niece. But she calls me her grand-daughter clock anyway. It’s not a bad life, actually.
thebootydiaries:me: *forgets friends birthdays*me: *confuses memories*me: *forgets own middle name*me, also: hey did you know that all pennies minted prior to 1982 are pure copper pennies and not copper plated and are technically actually worth 2 cents
She came in through the bedroom window
justthinkwhatimean1: 10/29 13:19 Takino Yumiko mobame Translate Subject : a~~~n Want some udon ~~~ ?? Aa~~~n Ah .. Actually this is not for you (the reader) , but its for me ~~~ (^o^) lol Actually this is a video !! Eventhough i have YumirinMail
wellsuckmesideways: rotting: Ok i didn’t expect that I actually really love this song, it makes me laugh so fucking much, its probably the reason i’m actually not cynical; cuz this world is fucking hilariously crap and theres nothing you can
kingcheddarxvii: Me: bless me father for I have sinned Priest: what’d u do Me: I drew myself as an anime boy Priest: that’s not a sin. Jesus loves anime Me: really? oh thank God. I brought a drawing of it actually Priest: it’s really good. I
shadows-creep-inside-of-me: Showing Off My Disney Panties (16:10 min)These gifs are not from the actual video. Thumper and my panties do make an appearance though. Click on the video link to see an actual video preview.
maxiesatanofficial: fakepreme: judging by how angry the headline is I think he was actually successful [through gritted teeth, veins visibly bulging] Actually you’ll find that I’m not mad at all, and also, that everyone who disagrees with me is
peachspiit: last nights relaxation(i love this picture because its actually sorta representative of how big i actually am cause a lot of pictures make me look a little smaller than i am but not this one! i am fat and beautiful!)
cumberbitch-in-a-tardis: geek-on-girl: nevergrowupinwonderland: dreamerofdisney: disney-lostgirl: BUT ACTUALLY I JUST DIED This should be on every dash. It’s so perfect. This is actually making me cry. Bless this post. those are not tears,
traveling-magpie: videohall: Call me Maybe preformed with bottles > This is actually not terrible and fairly enjoyable. This is actually really cool and fun and as a flute player I’m vastly impressed. omg I love it owo
traveling-magpie: videohall: Call me Maybe preformed with bottles > This is actually not terrible and fairly enjoyable. This is actually really cool and fun and as a flute player I’m vastly impressed. Ahhh this delightful thing again! :D
keepwithinmyreach: perlina: shiker: xletterbombx: misteryspot: THIS!< You shitted your pants, eh??> XDDD OMG THIS IS PERFECT. We actually do this everytime XDDD Not always for me XD I don’t get the last one, actually! SO TRUE! THIS.
ladynorthstar: Dwalin picked some blue forget-me-not because they reminded him of Thorin’s eyes but is actually to shy to give them to him because it may look awkward… poor kid. ilovemustard actually prompted something involving Thorin and Dwalin
If someone thinks skilling a wanderer is fun, I beg to disagree. Took me days to figure out what to get and hnfgh still not happy about not getting Powercord, BUT I am NOT giving up AV since it’s actually proven to be useful, despite it having that
trans-fan-boy: I can’t. I cannot. I do not have the capability. I am not able to. It is not possible for me. How many other ways do I need to phrase it before they stop hearing it as “I don’t want to”, and start hearing what I’m actually saying?!
pawglife:I’m personally not into ratchet white girls at all. It’s actually turns me off actually…but Jordan pulls it off so well 🤔😫 Prefect ass
hopelesslyhealing: i just want someone to love me. not like a friend, but to actually, truly love me. look at me like i’m made of sunshine and magic, like i’m their whole world. i want someone to call me up, because they miss me; and kiss me, because
leons-sexy-hairflip replied to your post: leons-sexy-hairflip replied to your post: I’m… idek tumblr phone or something yeahhh, i found out that actually costs money so that might not be the best idea my dad is actually kinda pissed off at me
kintsukuroi-silver: the-nakedniall: spoonwalking: creepypiper: hell yeah Sounds good. Im not plugging my charger into a woman The last comment actually just killed me. Did anyone consider that this might actually be the only way to achieve world
We were the happiest couple we knew. And what’s the point of being together if you’re not the happiest? But Nick got lazy. He became someone I did not agree to marry. He actually expected me to love him unconditionally. Then he dragged me, penniless,
sirenymph: Th fact pedophilia is becoming tolerable makes me actually violentally sick I really REALLY want to individually punch every single person who think it is okay and says it’s okay It’s not okay ITS NOT OKAY ITS FUCKING NOT OKAY
2spookytomhiddles: johnwatsonsbrain: mishasminions: REASONS NOT TO KILL YOURSELF THAT SHOW YOU REALLY LIKE WILL AIR A NEW EPISODE NEXT WEEK Sometimes this is actually the only thing that keeps me alive and im not joking. People make fun of me and
skinnychair: These are all actual events. These are all things that have actually happened to Eve and I. This is why I get so angry when guys tell me to just take a compliment. No. No. I do not have to accept that, no person has a right to invade my
thebootydiaries: me: *forgets friends birthdays* me: *confuses memories* me: *forgets own middle name* me, also: hey did you know that all pennies minted prior to 1982 are pure copper pennies and not copper plated and are technically actually worth 2
tanetaneisland: i submitted this image as my senior baby picture and they just put it in the slideshow. nobody questioned whether or not this is actually a genuine photo of me or not. when im dead i hope everybody remembers me as this horrifying little
I’ve never used lavender essential oil before but it’s doing wonders for me and I actually feel at peace and even more impressive, I actually feel calm. It was a bad day, not a bad life. I’m going to be okay 😊
tfobsessed: acciojordan: Matt: I’ve actually got a question.Tom: Hit me with it.Matt: It’s quite personal. It’s not on my sheet. I’ve actually got a personal question.Tom: It seems like a genuine question, Matt.Matt: Yeah, yeah it is. I was
RaquelSpeaking: skinnychair: These are all actual events. These are all things that have actually happened to Eve and I. This is why I get so angry when guys tell me to just take a compliment. No. No. I do not have to accept that, no person has a right
kentxscott: This is me. I’m not jacked, I’m not ripped, I’m not a beast. I just push myself as hard as I can! I don’t eat great all the time, actually ate an entire large pizza and an order of cheese sticks right before this. Take it or
So this is Snickerdoodle or Snickers Von Doodle or just plain snickers usually. He’s so perfect. He’s soft and cuddly and he’s actually big enough for me to actually cuddle and not just completely squash. I still love barnsie but as
living-death: Emma: His eyes are stunning, and his stubble, and the waistcoat and the muscle.. and oh my god! It actually makes me, who could not be less attracted to Dan, I actually kinda fancy him! The picture of Dan is the picture that Emma
stinson-rocks: dickspeightjr: teffysayshi: dickspeightjr: this is the left half of a gay man because gays do not have rights ummm excuse me that’s actually his right half ur excused what this posts actually means is that gays do have rights
traveling-magpie: videohall: Call me Maybe preformed with bottles > This is actually not terrible and fairly enjoyable. This is actually really cool and fun and as a flute player I’m vastly impressed.
bonerlucas:bonerlucas: Why am I not getting random anons. Tell me about your day. Rant to me. Let’s bond. I feel offended when i asked u to talk to me…i actually wanted u to talk to me
karenvoss: Sense8 Season 2 - A Christmas Special We’re all pretty tight, though we don’t actually know each other. Well, that’s not true…in some ways, they know more about me than anybody. But we’ve never actually met, you know, physically.
kimcornay: Okay, so this is the VERY FIRST TIME i’ve ever put a video up of me singing, and I actually NEVER do this, but because my neighbor dared me, here it is. It’s not that great, or not great at all, but I hope you like it! OMG LOOK WHAT I
felkina: “Ngh! Fuck your beast dick is hitting me really deep and I can’t stand not having you in me! Fuck your actually gonna make me cum! Your gonna make my pussy cum! With this fat cock! Oh fuck cum inside me! Ngh!!!’ Fuuuuucccck…. Aww…
jess-the-nerd: foxyplaydate: #it has actually gotten to that point where i can’t remember if this is canon or not this is me right now did this happen? I actually feel like it did…. I can’t
“there’s not a day that like kinda pass us without me thinking that how grateful and how lucky we are to have people that actually like our band for some reason. not sure… not sure why.”
mexicanthighs: this-is-life-actually: Watch: How he makes it up to her — “It’s not too late.” Follow @this-is-life-actually this really hit me hard and now I can’t stop crying @erikorti @all-mighty-powerful-poopie
tea-and-tumblr: malefactum: I think this is the part where I tell you not to actually kill anyone I think this is the part where I tell you to actually fuck me
perfectfiasco: boatshoesandbowties: lovesaseriousmentaldisease: This actually looks like a fun one Gogogo! Ahh I’d love if people actually messaged me! Anon or not! Ooooh please do this :)
It’s actually really sad actually =[ A girl on my soccer team who is the same size, if not smaller than me is always commenting on how skinny I am. I wonder, what must she think of herself if she thinks I’m that much skinnier than her?
pawglife:I’m personally not into ratchet white girls at all. It’s actually turns me off actually…but Jordan pulls it off so well 🤔😫
It is amazing to me that when I let my guard down and allow others the chance, there are some beautiful people out there that actually look up to me and help me to see my value. Thank you for reminding me that not everyone views me as I view myself! 💓💓💓
i want to be wanted. i want to be a first choice, not a back up. i want someone to actually miss me for once. i want to matter to someone enough for them to not want to be without me. i want all this despite knowing i really really don't deserve it. i
zippo077:“Stacy, are you going somewhere ?”“Yeah - issue at the office - got to head in…”“Umm, what about me? You’re not going leave me tied up like this?”“Actually, yes - it took me quite a while to tie those ropes, and will take me
*public service announcement* if youre going to send me a much appreciated kind message, why not send it as an actual message, not fan mail, so i can just simply answer it and not go through the annoying hassle of screencapping it and posting it myself
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